The LotR Limericks Strike Back!
A/N: Welcome back, guys! Glad you liked it! Thanks to: swee-haret179, LilStripedTomato, ejwgirl2, Miss Piratess, inuyashachibiwriter, Kalayna, and Malara!
A Balrog-Slayer's Distress
"Noro lim, Asfaloth!" is what I'm meant to say,
but all of you other Elves get in the way.
Bakshi put the Mirkwood prince,
Arwen's taken over since.
Once I get hold of my lawyer, they'll pay!
A/N: Glorfy's kinda bitter, eh? I just got a nutty idea. How about when you guys review, you tell me which character you want to see, and I'll writea limerick for 'em? Here's your choices: Elrond, Saruman, Gollum, or Arwen. Please, when you review, don't curse! Thanks!