A/N: This is Nat (natty123). I'm just gonna write some random stuff now. Sorry if it isn't that funny…. I'm not as funny as Cel! Lol
Disclairmer: No,I don't own the caracter exept Lolly, and the plot, that's mines and Cels!
Rating:M
After Lolly's wonderful night with the potion's master, she watched the tape to make sure she cut it at a good angle.
"I better make a copy of this, before Samara tries to kill me in 7 days!" Lolly said hysterically! Then her illegal cell phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Yougonnadieinsevendays" the voice said.
"Who's gay?"
"Yougonnadieinsevendays." The voice said again.
"Who's gonna get laid?"
"YOU'RE GONNA DIE IN SEVEN DAYS!" It screamed and hung up.
"How rude! She hung up! Oh my GOSH! I'm going to die in seven days!" she panicked and fainted.
She woke up 3 hours later in the Hospital Wing.
"Miss. Pop I'm glad you are awake," said Dumbledore.
"Professor Dumbledore!" She sighted in relieve.
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"Seduce him! Seduce him!" chanted Nat.
"Alright! Get out! Leave! Right now, it's the end of you and me. It's too late, now! And I can't wait for you to be gone!
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Then Lolly Pop started singing a muggle song. It was very uncomfortable for Prof. Dumbledore.
"C'mon over, come on over, baby…" she singed and like Dumbledore was hypnotized he started walking over to Lolly, who had popped naked.
Dumbledore walked over to her closer and closer, until he was on top of her ready to get his groove on when Harry unexpectedly walked in.
"Jesus Christ!" Harry exclaimed.
Lolly quickly popped into her normal clothes and left Dumbledore there looking like a dummy.
"Umm… 10 points from Gryffindor!" Dumbledore shouted.
"Umm, why? Never mind I'll leave you two to your own privacy!" he said quickly and left.
Harry went to the library where he was to do an interview with the Daily Prophet.
At the Interview
"So, Harry what are you going to do when you get out of Hogwarts?" the ugly interviewer asked.
"I suppose I'll go on a honey moon!" he said excitedly.
"With whom, may I ask?"
"No, you may not ask."
"Well… when was the best time you had at Hogwarts?"
"Well, I supposed it was when I won the quidditch cup- wait what am I saying? By far the best memory I had at Hogwarts was when Ron and I were having HOT STEAMY SEX, at the boys bathroom," He said smiling slightly, and his left eye twitching.
"Umm, ok! Very interesting, we'll continue this another time," she said too quickly and left.
"What did I do wrong?" Harry asked him self, in a thoughtful way.
"Pansy… may I ask you for a favor?" Lolly asked with her puppy like face.
"Umm, ok," said Pansy awkwardly.
"Will, you watch this tape?" she asked nervously.
" What is it?"
"It's me seducing the potion's master." She said still twitching her eyes.
"Alright…"
"Give it to me tomorrow." Said Lolly happily
' Finally! I'm rid of the curse! Forever! MWUAHAHA!' Lolly Thought evilly.
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"Not yet, there is the ring 2, you know!" Nat said smiling evilly too.
"UGH! SAMARA JUST WANTS A MOM! Poor, poor evil spirit," Said Lolly.
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A/N: Alrighty! I would write more, but I happen to be very tired! So be patient! I hope my chappie wasn't too boring!
I have an awesome idea for chappie 4! I think it is anyways…. I might change my mind! Until then-
- Nat a.k.a: natty123