The LOTR Limericks Strike Back!
A/N: And Gollum wins! Thank-you's go out to: swee-haret179, Malara, god sent angel, BanbieBunny, Kalayna, LilStripedTomato, Miss Piratess (I LUV Glorfy!! He's my fave Elf!), and Lost! And here's the limerick!
Revenge
They stealses the Precious, those Hobbitses do.
They's ugly and nasty and stinky pigs, too.
But we leads them there,
and "she" eats the pair,
and Smeagol's the winner, that's who!