Harry Potter and the popping Mystery of Lolly Pops Chapter 3: Brazillian Butts, a harry potter fanfic

Harry Potter and the popping Mystery of Lolly and her Pops!

A/N: Hey all! This Cel writing this chapter! I hope you liked Nat's chapter, I almost tinkled my pants when I read it. TEEHEE!

This Chapter is written by: Cel

WARNING: Mary Sueage! & language + sexual themes

DISCLAMER: I don't own anything, besides my demented mind. Oh and I don't own that blackies song... his name is 50 cent right? That's probably what he started out with.. 50 cents and a bunch of cockroaches. And I mena that in a most complimentary way!

I label this story: M

Chapter Three: Brazilian Butts… best in the World (haha... no… white mammas have the best butts! AND I CAN TOO DANCE! dances like a retarded white girl lol )

As our dear Lolly danced to her favorite songs, a pole appeared. And she started stripping in the Great Hall. Soon Professor Dumbledore joined in the escapade, and was in his "pimp suit."

Intro: 50 Cent
Yeah...
Uh huh
So seductive

Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia
50 Cent
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot
Olivia
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot

Verse 1: 50 Cent
You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up, or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay, lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I break it down for you now, baby its simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel, or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, just whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have you friends teaching you 'bout how sprung I got ya
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem get on top
Then get your bounce around, like a little rider
I'm season's fit when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with this stick
I'm trying to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia
50 Cent
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot
Olivia
I'll take you to the candy shop Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot

Bridge: 50 Cent & Olivia
Girl what we do (what we do)
And where we do (and where we do)
The things we do (things we do)
Are just between me and you (oh yeah)

Verse 2: 50 Cent
Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride like you in a rodeo
You aint never heard a sound like this before
Cause I aint never put it down like this
Soon as I come through the door, she get to pulling on my zipper
It's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch you in thongs
Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone
I touch the right spot at the right time
like something, i like something, she like it from behind (unsure about this line)
So seductive you should see the way she whine
Her hips so slow mo' on the floor when we grind
Long as she aint stopping, homie I aint stopping
Triple wet with sweat, man its on and popping
All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle, its on
And we gon' sip the heavy bubble, now every bottle is gone

When the song ended, Harry and Ron were making out like wild dogs and Professor McGonagall and Sir Monty Python were on the teachers table "doin it." Draco Malfoy was finished his strip tease. And Lolly was swinging on the chandelier with Dumbledore.

Suddenly Professor Lupin appeared with Lucius Malfoy. "By hon," Lucius said in a high pitch transvestite sexy voice. Lucius grabbed Lupin's butt and disappeared.

"A FREE FUCK!" Lolly squealed running toward Lupin her boobs hitting her in the face. She got knocked out, (the surgery was a bad one… the surgeons left iron in her tits.)

He turned, a bit freaked out, "But I'm gay!" he protested. Suddenly the room turned dark, the music stopped and the students turned to watch as a shady looking Severus grabbed Lupin and pulled him off to a dark, isolated corner.

When Lolly awoke, she looked around for her "free fuck." She went into the shady, isolated corner and joined Severus and Lupin. "I WANT BOTH!" Lolly squealed.

"I like your tattoo Lolly," Remus said looking at her breasts.

Authors Appears

Cel: I WANT TO SEE THOSE TATTOOS!

ItalianSexGod: No damnit! You'll just have till I come over and give your cover!

Cel: DAMNIT! I'm going to shank you!

ItalianSexGod: You just want to see my ass.

Cel: So?

Author Disappears

"Did you see that?" Lolly asked looking at the mist phasing. "Dude, were to busy screwing each other mindless, I can't even see Dumbledore pole dancing anymore," Severus said and the two of continued in their dog interpretation.

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR CAT!" Ron screamed on the top of his lungs throwing Crookshanks at the remains of Hermione's decaying corpse.

A/N: I'm such a stoner… such a pot head. Gosh this is what I do when I get bored. Damn boredom… damn hippies. Ok… well that was chapter 3… Nat is writing the next chapter. CHAPTER FOUR! WOHOO! You can tell that it isn't as funny as my normal antics. Well got to go! PEACE OUT! FLOWER POWER!