The LOTR Limericks Strike Back!

A/N: Many thanks to: LilStripedTomato, Here comes the hockey puck, Super Shayde, Malara, and swee-haret179!

The Evenstar's Annoyance

I can't take much more of this boring humdrum,

And my dear one and only smells just like a bum,

Daddy told him to leave,

And though I'm s'posed to grieve,

This war thing is really quite fun!