The LOTR Limericks Strike Back!
A/N: Many thanks to: BanbieBunny, Miss Piratess, Here comes the hockey puck, swee-haret179, Super Shayde, LilStripedTomato, Piratica (Wow, thanks for the ton of reviews! Um, let's see… Bakshi was a director of an animated version of LotR. A very scary one, at that. I don't recommend it. And Elrond's Eyebrows of Doom? Well, haven't you looked at his eyebrows in FotR when Merry and Pippin run past at the Council of Elrond? That was the inspiration.), Malara (you're drowning me with the possibilities!!), and Kalayna!
This is not a character from the books OR movies. Lork is an OC, and only has these two poems to speak for him. He was inspired the night FotR premiered on tv here in America, and my sis had said that Lurtz was an orc. So, being the critic that I am, I said, "Lurtz isn't an orc!" and my dad goes, "Who's Lork?" Thus, we were inspired to write this:
Lork was an orc,
Who's a dork
And eats pork
With a fork.
Orc, orc, orc!
I, however, managed to turn it into a limerick:
Lork, the Unknown OrcLork was a little-known orc
Who usually dressed like a dork.
He enjoyed eating pork
Off the prongs of a fork
And often exclaimed, "Orc, orc, orc!"
A/N: A waste of time? Yes. Stupid? Most definitely. Funny? I think so. Do you? I will post again within a couple days, I promise!