The LOTR Limericks Strike Back!
A/N: Argh, it took a little longer than planned, but here I am! I'm sorry everyone! Thank you to Malara (my dad came up with the "Orc, orc, orc!" thing!), LilStripedTomato (Actually, when I wrote it, "Mork and Mindy" came to mind, as I've seen it before. And I don't eat pork, either. It's banned in my religion. This limerick's for you!), Here comes the hockey puck, Miss Piratess, Piratica (Sorry about your dad. Elvis? Interesting. My parents really like LOTR. Heck, my mom actually knows most of the characters' names!), and swee-haret179!
Woes of a Sister-Son
My Uncle Theoden's turned into a mummy
'cause he and old Grima have gotten quite chummy.
'Wyn's toxic soup
is why I flew the coop
now the other guys all call me "dummy"!