The Stranded

written by : a very bored person

Ch. 1: It all begins when...

"Hurry, Gaz! We have to make it to the airport! MANKIND DEPENDS ON IT!" As usual, Dib

was dragging his little sister on yet another attempt to save all of humanity. "Dib, you're getting on my nerves. I was on the 40th level of Demon Stalkers(A/N: I just made that up) when you came into my room ranting to me about Zim with a nuclear drill - or something like that - and just had to drag me along on your weird obsessions- "

"Gaz! We're here!" Dib interrupted Gaz's spookiness, pointing melodramatically at the airport. Zim's plan was to fly to the south pole (A/N: and I say south pole because it's been neglected in literature and the penguins live there) and use the nuclear drill to tap into the world's lava. Once he has obtained the lava, Zim will coat the earth with it, igniting all of humanity. He probably would have succeeded to, had not Dib arrived on the scene...

"Jennifer! Heather! Allison! WE'VE MISSED OUR FLIGHT! I shouted in anghst at my friends. We have been preparing for our trip to Japan for a year now, and was late to the flight due to mutant turkeys attacking our town. "Brandy, calm down." Heather said to me, "There's another flight leaving later. We could just catch that flight-" NO! WE'RE DOOMED! DOOOOMED!" yes, I shout when I'm distressed. And man, was I distressed.

Meanwhile, five feet away-

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" An evil chuckle from an alien throat echoed throughout the airport. It caught Jennifer, Heather, Allison, and my attention. "WITNESS MY TRIUMPH, PATHETIC STINK-BEAST!" A weird green kid with a green dog was holding what looked like a giant drill. He was shouting at another boy who wore a black leather trench coat and a blue shirt with a grey not-so-smiley face. The boy also had a big head. "You'll never get away with this, Zim" The trench-coated one hollered. The green boy's eyes narrowed. "Oh, but I will get away with it, Dib" He handed the drill over to his doggy sidekick and grabbed the nearest person to him- me. "Give up your futile mission earth monkey! I have a hostage!" Zim had me in a headlock, and pointed a raygun that came out of his backpack at my friends. "Make that four hostages!" Zim backs away ( still having me in the headlock) twards a small plane, motioning to my friends to follow him. "And now I leave you Dib- TO DESTROY ALL OF HUMANITY!"

"What does this do?" the dog asks, activating the drill. "Gir what are you doing! STOP IT NOWWWWWWW-" Too late! Dib attacks Zim while he's distracted with Gir. I break free and rejoin my confused companions."What the hell-" Allison starts but was interrupted by Dib and Zim knocking us into the plane while fighting. Gir, oblivious to ANYTHING at this moment grabs Gaz and jumps into the plane. The quarreling enemies follow, and the plane takes off- To the South Pole!

"Stop it you two!" Jennifer shouts at Dib and Zim, who are still fighting. Gaz scoffed, "They do this all the time, just ignore them" All four of us stare at her. "That's going to be difficult, considering that we're stuck here in this plane" I say to Dib's creepy younger sibling, who ignores me, resuming playing her GS2.

After watching them bicker for God knows how long, I pull them apart shouting "ALL RIGHT, KIDDIES! STOP YOUR CHILDISH BICKERING AND TELL THIS MORON OF A PILOT TO TURN AROUND!" Dib and Zim did what I told them, at least the fighting part. I've been told before that I'm scary when angry. Suddenly, Zim realized something. "Hey, where's Gir?"

"AHHHHH!" Allison screams from the cockpit, "A robot is piloting the plane! And he's... pushing buttons!"(A/N: yes...BUTTONS!). "Gir! Stop that now! You're going to crash the plane!" But Zim's words came too late, for slowly, very slowly, the plane descended.. "we're going to crash into the water!"I shouted. Zim gave me a terrified look. "Water! Did you just say water!" CRASH! The plane plunged into the deep, vast, blue ocean. Zim's last thought before everything went black was "I'm glad I bathed in paste this morning".

(A/N: the next chapters won't be written in Brandy's POV from now on... it gets annoying for me... anyway, here is a profile of the characters:

Heather - shoulder-legth dark brown hair and blue eyes. Very outspoken and very protective of her friends. Big fan of anime, though it doesn't show in the story.

Jennifer - shoulder-legth red hair and green eyes. A good listener, jennifer is always there for her friends. likes anything adorable.

Allison - long blonde hair and greenish/brownish eyes. encourages her friends to reach thier full potential. Allways the butt-end of blonde jokes by anyone outside her circle of friends, yet still very social.

Brandy's discription will come up in the next chapter, so I won't bother torturing you again.)