The LOTR Limericks Strike Back!
A/N: Thanks to Here comes the hockey puck, swee-haret179, BanbieBunny, Malara, LilStripedTomato (My sister is thrilled that you're reading her story, and I'm very sorry to hear about your uncle hugs), Piratica (Okay, first, you have no right to feel unloved. You didn't review the last chapter. I only thank people who review the previous chapter. And what's with the "it could be funnier"? Huh? HUH? Why don't you try writing these things? It's not easy! Don't worry, I'm joking.), Rhys (No, it's not. I can too.), and Tazz (yes, of doom! Way too much). Thank you, everyone! I now have66 reviews!
The reason I am writing this particular limerick is in honor of my sister Arwen, who is absolutely obsessed with this particular character. Thus, this limerick is dedicated to Arwen. The Tenth Walker
They all think they're so brave and so smart,
And I carry their stuff like some wagon or cart.
I do all the work,
And they're all great big jerks.
I am Bill, with a valiant heart!