The LOTR Limericks Strike Back!
A/N: Thanks to swee-haret179 (he deserves it, doesn't he?), Malara (I'm sorry! I fixed it! I fixed it! You could post it. I wouldn't think you were copying. Yay for Bill! claps), Miss Piratess (that it is!), vanyarelves (thank you! I love writing these stupid things.), Here comes the hockey puck (Hee, hee... So does my sister!), Super Shayde (No, you're not. But now you are! Thank you!), Voldie on Varsity Track (Interesting name. I do? XD), Kalayna (Ditto!), LilStripedTomato (I'm glad you're glad. I'm also glad that you're doing all right. pout No, Lit papers are never fun to write. Curse their evilness!)! I appreciate it!
As of today, 3/1/05,I have been part of the ff community for six months. I thought it proper to celebrate with a new limerick.
Figwittiness
I am an Elf that doesn't exist,
and I have been dubbed by many "Figwit".
My nostrils arebig
and I'm wearing a wig
but I've fangirls wherever I sit!