The LOTR Limericks Strike Back!
A/N: Thank you to: swee-haret179, Here comes the hockey puck, Super Shayde, Malara (eats cake Thank you! And it takes about a half an hour to write one of these, on average. I'm glad you pointed that out for me! kills grammar mistakes Figgy's not mine, though!), Miis Piratess, Kalayna, Piratica (Yes, Bill does sound funny if you say it enough. snicker I tried it! And Figwit is an Elf who was at the Council in the EE), Mireath Warrior (I'm glad you've enjoyed it this much!), LilStripedTomato (Figgy scares me, too!), andReasonably crazy (Aw, thank you! hugs That's too sweet!)!
A Rant on Equal Rights
Among the Rohirrim, anti-feminism rules,
and they regard women as cooking tools.
But look at that! I
brought the Witch-King's demise!
Girl power, you chauvinist fools!