Updated: I finally got some reviews! I'm so happy now! I will update NOW.
Disclaimer: NOPE! Not mine! But I think I'm one of the first few to make Scar turn into a hamster.
Warnings: More hamster fluffiness. Cuteness. Scar-as-a-hamsterness. Blood. Swears... sorry! HAMunculi.
Author Notes: Remember, and listen well. I AM A MAN! He's... never mind, I'll feel awkward (WETAWDED) if I said it.
ON WITH THE UP-DATE!
Hamster attack!
Scar's new fluffy enemies...
Previously-----
"Shrimp..." Scar says with an arrogant hamster smile. "WHO YOU CALLING SOMEONE SO SHORT HE CAN'T BE SEEN THROUGH A MICROSCOPE?" Ed screams. Ed puts on a sinister smile. "I know what you hate being called... CUTIE-PIE..." he said with pride. Little Scar is made angry, and his ears are steaming. "WHAT! Don't call me cute!" he cries. With veins standing out on his face, it looks like he's going to have a seizure. "EDWARD ELRIC... I am going to kill your head, then I will break your face... then I'll... do something with you... ... ... that I WOULD do if I were human..." he said huskily. Ed laughs in Scar's face. "Hah! TRY IT!" he demands. Scar jumps onto Ed's face and attaches himself to him.
Present-----
Scar jumps onto Ed's nose, "Aaagh! Get off my face Scar!" Edward cried, trying to pry Little Scar off his nose. "NO! NOBODY CALLS ME CUTE AND LIVES!" he shouts, biting Ed's nose. "Aaaaaack! Get him off ALFONSE! HE BIT MY NOSE!" he screamed, trying to pull Scar's hamster teeth out of him. Al comes in running. He bursts out laughing. "Hah! That is hilarious Brother! Okay Scar, come on, get off," Al sweet talked. Scar removes his teeth. "HE CALLED ME FRIGGIN DAGGIT NABIT SAFIT WHAT I GORJY FURPLE NORKY HATE BEING CALLED!" Scar exploded, not sounding like a squeek. Ed touches his bleeding nose. "Ow. But it ain't my fault you're so irrestably CUTE!" Ed wailed in Scar's face.
Scar's eye twitches. "WHO YOU CALLIN' SUCH A CUTE MOUSE THAT WHENEVER HE'S IGNORED, A LITTLE GIRL COMES TO PAT ME ON THE HEAD THEN TAKE ME HOME AND LOCK ME IN HER CAGE AND HUG ME TO DEATH ALL THE TIME!" he exploded again. Edward backs away, "Whoa, the CUTE little Scar is gettin' outta control... we should fix that!" Ed grinned evilly. Scar sticks his tongue out at him. "I hate you EDWARD ELRIC! I hope you get slapped by an oar..." he said. Ed smiles, "At least I can HOLD an oar." Alfonse takes Scar away, "Ed, be nice. It seems like Mr. Scar is in a bad mood..." Scar looks up at Al, "YEAH! YOU BET I'M IN A BAD MOOD! I was turned into a rat, and everybody calls me cute!" he cried, holding his little hamster ears down. Al strokes Scar's head.
"Aww, poor Scar. SEE WHAT YOU DID BROTHER?" Al cried, punching Ed in the shoulder. Ed laughs, "I'm sorry Al. I'm sorry Scar. I just feel happy that I get to pick on you for being short, instead of the other way around." Scar frowns. "Don't talk to me, I hate you, you jerk," he whined. Ed frowns, and walks out of the room. "Al? Can you return me to normal now? PLEASE?" he begged on Al's hand. Al nods. "Yeah, I can but, it will take a few more hours... to get the circle ready, and to re-adjust your body..." he explained. Scar pouts, "But I want to be a human NOW! Please Alfonse, I miss standing up when I pee, I miss the phone, I MISS BEING TALLER THAN ED!" Scar wailed, crying. Al sticks his finger under Scar's chin, and strokes it.
"Aahh... that is NICE Al, where'd you learn to do that?" Scar asked, dozing off. Al laughs, "I learned a few years back, I had a hamster before, and he always calmed down when I did this, so I did this to you to calm you down," Al said. Scar shuts his eyes, "Okay, but it's making me tired..." he said, falling asleep. "How cute! I didn't know Scar could be so adorable as a hamster!" he said to himself, picking up the Little Scar. "I got you a new cage too," he said, putting him in the newer, larger cage.
That night-----
Scar stares outside his cage. "He tricked me," he said sadly. He stands up, or stands up to the best of his ability and crawls over to the side of the cage. "Nothing more than a cage. I wish I could turn Al and Ed into hamsters too... wait! I can turn them into hamsters! I remember the array Alfonse made, so I'll copy that, and transmute them both..." he said to himself. Then another thought comes to mind, "But how am I supposed to do that? Hmm..." he said, sitting on his bum. He strokes his chin with his paw, "Hmm, I got it! I'll get some other fellow hamsters to help me! Now, to get out of this wretched contraption..." he said, beginning to chew on the cage bars. He stops, and looks at the bar and spits.
"Agh! That was disgusting..." he said, kicking the bar. He holds his foot, "Ow! That... EEErrgh! I hate you ALFONSE!" he screamed. The light turns on. Alfonse, "Scar? Was that you?" Scar frowns and nods, "Yeah, it WAS me. I hate you, let me out of this prison! I don't deserve to be here!" he wailed, running around in circles. Al face-faults, "Scar, if you want I'll leave the door open," Al said, opening the cage door. Scar stands on his feet, "YES! LET ME OUTTA HERE!" he shouted, as he darted out of the cage. Al just stared as the furry ball of speediness zoomed out of the room. Al scratches his head, "Geez, I hope he doesn't get hurt... or get stepped on," he sits on the couch. He sighs, and closes his eyes.
Outside in some desolate field-----
Scar scurried outside, and ran under the some grass. "It isn't so dark when you have NIGHT VISION:1: Now to go find some other hamsters..." he said, scurrying again. He sniffs inder a rock, and under more grass, but finds nothing. He curls up in a little ball and pouts, "I hate this, why does all the bad stuff have to happen to me?" A crash is heard, and theme music starts playing. The kind of music that plays when a fight is gonna start. Yeah. Scar looks over his shoulder, and two evil looking hamsters are sitting there, staring. One was really fat, the other had long nails. "Whoa, these guys look familiar..." he said to himself. "Can you speak?" he asked, then one of them nodded. "Hmm, we can, what's it to you Scarred-Ham?" asked the female hamster.
"She seems so familiar... why does she remind me of..." he gasps as another possibility hits him. The fat hamster speaks up, "Ohh, Can I eat him now?" he asked the female. She shakes her head, "Hm, no, we still need to know WHY he can speak the human language like us, to find out if he is what we are," she said. Scar shakes his head, "Are you... humonculi?" he asked, pointing at them. The female nods, "We were made from failed attempts of bringing a real hamster body back from the dead, maybe you can ask your owner... to know why we are like this," she said, extending her nails. The moon made her fur seem like black diamonds. "So how about it Scarred-Ham? Want to fight with us?" she asked, walking on her hind legs towards Scar. :2:
Scar tries to stand on his, but only succeeds in falling back onto his butt. "You can't stand up can you? Guess you aren't another Hamunculi," she said, retracting her claws and taking Scar's chin. Hamunculi is Humonculi, but with Hamsters by the way. Scar frowns, "What do you want from me?" he asked, looking away disgustedly. She smiles, "I want an array... so I can become a human," she said, looking at the ground. Scar looks at her, "You... you remind me of the humonculus Lust. Is that your name too?" he asked. She nods, "Sure, if you want to call me that. The fat one over there is Gluttony..." she said, pointing at the fat hamster. Scar nods, "So, how many more of you are there?" he asked, as Lust helped him to his feet. She sighs, "There are seven of us in total. Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Envy, Wrath, Pride, and Sloth. All of us want to become humans..." she said.
Scar scratches his head, "Join the club, I USED to be human, but my friend turned me into a hamster... so I want to turn back," he said, looking at his tattooed hamster arm. Lust laughs, "You used to be human? Really, what was it like?" she asked. Scar nods, "It was better than being a rat anyday. But I guess it's okay being a hamster, I can hide almost anywhere. But when I was human I could pee whilst standing," he said. Lust face-faults, "Pee standing up? Were you a male? I saw in some books," she said. Scar nods. Gluttony walks up to them, with a stupid grin on his face, "Oooh, Lusty! Can I eat him now?" he asked, with his big mouth watering. Scar and Lust frown, "No Gluttony, Scarred-Ham can help us become human, so you don't want to eat him," Lust said.
Gluttony scratches his head, "Aw, but he looks tasty like those Ishbalan corpses we find floating sown the river..." he started, but was cut off when Scar grabbed him by the neck. "What? Ishbalan corpses! WHERE?" he demanded. Lust pulls Scar back, "Hold it Scarred-Ham, were you from Ishbal? We can lead you to the river. The other Hamunculi will be there, they caused it, we came here to get help..." she said. Scar looks at her. "For me, getting to normal can wait, I'm going to kick all their asses," he said, scurrying off into the darkness. Lust and Gluttony follow. "Scarred-Ham? Where are you going? That's the wrong way!" she exclaimed. Scar stops and turns around and dashes in the other direction, "NOW I'm going to kick their asses!" he shouted, reaching top hamster speed.
Scar doesn't stop until he smells rotting body, and sniffs the air for hamsters. "I know you're out here! COME FIGHT ME!" he shouted, as birds were scared out of the trees. A small noise, and Scar activates his arm, "DIE!" he screamed, blowing off a large grasshopper's head. He frowns, "Nobody here?" he asked himself. Then another noise is heard, and Scar punches the ground and sends rocks flying around him. "Agh! Not this idiot!" shouted a voice. As the dust settles, Scar sees another hamster with long green hair on his head, and pale fur. "Who are you? Are you a hamunculus?" Scar asked. The hamster nods, "That is for me to know and you to find out!" he said, sending a kick at Scar, but Scar dodges. Scar jumps away from the psycopathic hamster, and hides behind a large blade of grass. Then the unexpected happens. The hamster... became a snake.
The snake slashes the grss down with its tail and wraps itself around Scar's tiny body. Scar chokes out his words, "You're... Envy?" he asked, and the snake hissed, "Yessss, I am Envy, what'ssss it to you?" he asked, throwing Scar against a tree. Envy then turns into a hawk, and flies at Scar, with an evil grin on his face. Scar jumps oout of the way, but not without losing a few hairs. Envy flaps his wings at Scar, blowing him away. "Ugh, NO!" Scar cried as he fell into the cold river water. Envy turns into a rabbit and smiles as Scar is carried by the strong current. He tries to swim, but his arms are too short. Hamsters can't swim... he thought to himself as the river consumed him whole. Envy laughs insanely, "Don't worry! There's a waterfall ahead!" he shouted, still laughing. Scar looks up. I'm really gonna die like this? What did I do Ishbala? Why do I deserve this? Is this my punishment for killing so many innocent people? were his last thoughts.
TO BE CONTINUED!
Nice story right? Please don't flame, Scar won't die, he'll be okay. So review pwease!
Now with these things...
1. Hamsters DO have nightvision, which is why they are nocturnal.
2. HAMunculi can stand upright better than Scar because they have 100 balance, but Scar will be able to stand like them next chapter.
Will you review? PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME!
Kuro...