The LotR Limericks Strike Back!
A/N: Haha! I'm back! I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed, and I'm so sorry that it's been so long. I hope you like this.
The Angry Marchwarden
In fanfics, you all make me sneer,
I'm "arrogant, snide old Haldir".
I am not deceased,
as you fangirls believe.
I'm alive and a nice guy, you hear?