UPDATED AGAIN!
Warnings: Besides last Chapter's? None.
Disclaimer: Not the original Humonculi, but the HAMunculi were my original idea I guess. :shrugs and types story: But I used to own a hamster that LOOKED like Scar-Ham-Chan... Oi.

Shadow of the slothy hamunculi:
Thus begins a new ending...

Scar floats unconciously to shore. A shadow looms above his sleeping state. The shadow consumes him. He awakens under a farely large mug, "Where the hell am I?" he asked, as he looked at his paws. A small noise, and Scar's attention is directed to what appeared to be yet another hamster. "Who are YOU?" Scar demanded, hopping off the little bed, and crawling up to the other. Female. "I am Sloth... and you are? You aren't a hamunculus, so will you tell me who or what you are?" she asked, standing on her hind legs. Scar frowns, "How can you do that? Stand? I can't do it as good as the others can, is it something about being a hamunculus that strengthens you?" he asked curiously, his gaze shifty. She smiles lazily, "You could say that. We have no strength limits, our power is always at its maximum, so we never run out of energy," she said, helping Scar stand on his hind legs. :1:

She shrugs, "But who knows, maybe you can get more muscle on those scrawny legs of yours. Maybe then you can stand up better," she said, pointing at his calves. Scar looks at the hole in the mug, "This, is a pretty big mug," he said smiling his cute button hamster smile. Sloth laughs lightly, "Yes, it is. We should get started," she said, pulling Scar by his wrist. He follows her. "Where are we going?" he asked as they stopped outside. "I am going to train your legs so you can run faster. You can't beat Envy and Pride with legs like yours," she explained. Scar's eyes widen, "How did you know I fought Envy?" he asked with his mouth agape. Sloth smiles boredly again, "Intuition. Well anyway, strap these on," she holds out two hamster leg sized stones. Scar takes them but he drops them on the ground. Sloth face-faults. "Oh sorry," Scar mumbled.

He sits on his bum and pulls them on. He stands up and looks at them, "They look like boots made of stone," he said, trying to lift one up, but couldn't. "Try to catch me," Sloth said, taking a step away from Scar. He takes a step closer. "I caught up," he said. Sloth smiles, and takes three steps this time. Scar takes three steps. "I think you're ready for something a bit harder," she said, as her left paw turned into a shadow. The shadow darts at Scar's face and knocks him flat on his butt. "Ow! That hurt!" he whined, rubbing his cheek. Sloth frowns, "Come on. I know you can do better than that. Scar." Scar looks up at her, "How did you know I was called Scar?" he asked, as Sloth lifted him. "A wild guess I suppose, now dodge this one!" she warned, sending more shadow at Scar. He dodges, but barely. "See? I dodged it," he bragged, stroking his whiskers. :2:

Another shadow smacks him in the back of the head, "Fool. Don't get over confident. If you do, you'll get caught up in yourself and forget about the fight and then you'll lose," she said calmly, as she yawned. "Okay! Then try it again, I'l be ready," he said, putting his hamster body in an attack stance. Sloth smiles, and attacks again. Scar jumps out of the way, and lands on his hind legs. I hope this doesn't take too long, I really need to find Envy and kick his ass... he thought as he dodged another shadow. Sloth returns her limb to normal, and yawns. "That'll be enough for today," she said, walking back into the mug. Scar smiles. "Can I keep these?" he asked. "Yeah sure. You're done with training by the way, so just practice for one week, and you'll be doing Redigo Terra on water," she said. Scar walks inside, "Redigo Terra? I know Terra, it's latin for Earth. What's the Redigo?" he asked.

Sloth sits on a hamster sized couch, "Redigo Terra is a technique used by humans, as well as any animal that stands on its hind legs. It is translated to as Reduced Earth." :3: Scar gasps, "Is that when... when something moves fast enough to tear the sand off of the Earth?" he asked. Sloth nods, "It is the technique that is said to remove deserts from the earth. I think you have the potential to master is, no one ever has," she said, looking at Scar. Scar stands with his mouth open, "I can? Me? Are you sure?" he asked in disbelief. Sloth nods and yawns, "I am sure you can, besides, you're Ishbalan, you were a man. Used to be human, but your friend turned you into this... the tattoo on your arm can destroy things, THAT'S what can help you. The transmutation circle on your arm," she stated. Scar looks at his arm. "My arm?" he asked quietly. Sloth says, "Yes, I also know it's your older brother's. I also knwo your name," she said quickly. Scar looks at her.

"You know my name? What is it? I want to know please!" he cried, wrapping his arms around Sloth's leg. She frowns, "If you want to know, let go first. Now," she said. He obeys and stands up. "Your name... is" CRASH! They run outside, and see a wolf. A wolf with green hair on its head and pale fur. "I found you!" he said, swiping his paws at Sloth and Scar. Scar takes Sloth in his arms and hides her under a tree root, "Stay here, I'l fight him," he said, running outside. He faced Envy. Their eyes lock. "Envy!" he growled, jumping on his head and pulling the ears. "Aaah! Let go RODENT!" he screamed, taking a swipe at Scar, sending him crashing into a tree. He falls to the ground bloody and battered. He clenches his fist, and slams it against the tree, sending splinters flying at Envy. Envy turns into a lion...

In the swamp-----

Yet another Hamunculus waited patiently for his other PETS to return. "Sir? About Scar," Lust started. Pride waves her away, "No, forget him, but don't kill him. Bring him to me and don't harm him. Gluttony? You understand?" he asked, poking Gluttony in the fat gut. "I won't," he sighed, walking out of the cave. Lust looks at Pride, "But, what will you do with him? And what about what we wanted to get? He has the tattoo on his arm, we could use that to get what we need to become humans," she said. Pride smiles, "We'll take care of him Lust, no worries." And with that, Lust follows Gluttony. "Take my advice Lust... the Blood Sphere... is but a myth..." he whispered. :4:

Back at the river-----

Envy transforms into a lion, and snatches Scar into his mouth. Sloth runs out, "NO! Aushurcron!" she cried, turning her arms into shadows. She sends them into the trees, and they follow Envy as he speeds through the forest. Scar lays limp in Envy's teeth, helpless. The shadow does not catch up to him, and it disipates, and returns to Sloth. She drops to her knees, "NO! AUSHURCRON!" she cried. Scar's mind goes blank as Envy approaches the cave where Pride and the others are. He drops him on the ground, where Pride can see. Pride nods, "Yes, good work Envy... it's only a matter of time," he said with an evil grin. Lust spies on the two, "No, Scarred-Ham, what are you doing here?" she asked.

in Scar's room-----

Scar wakes up. "Ugh, I feel like a bag of shit," he muttered as he sat upright. His boots were still on. Lust sits next to him, "Scarred-Ham? Why did you choose to fight Envy? Well what even, I'm going to help you out of here..." she said, pulling Scar by the paw. "Wait! You're one of them, why would you want to help me? He's your leader," he said. Lust frowns, "No, he wants... this THING, to help him take over the world, and the Different Dimension. I want it, to become human, so do you. Why don't we work together?" she offered. Scar nods hesitantly, and Lust helps him up. "WHAT are you wearing?" she asked, pointing at Scar's stone boots. "They're going to help me get stronger," he said shyly, turning red. Lust frowns, "Really? Let me do this," she said, as she clapped her paws together.

She sets her paws to my legs and they glow purple. "What the hell?" I asked myself as the mucles expanded a little bit. "There you go, that should help a lot," she said, as I stood up on my hind legs. I start to prance around, "Yes! I can RUN NOW! Yes!" I shouted. Lust opens a door and walks outside. I follow, "Lust? Where you going?" I ask. She faces me, "To stop Envy. He's the one who turned you into what you are now, and he's still the same one. He changed into Al just as he transmuted you, and stayed in that form long enough to make you leave, so you came out here. He followed you. He was never really Alfonse, that explains enough? How he wasn't acting like himself?" she asked, as Scar stared at her wide eyed. "Al? That wasn't Al but Envy? I'LL KILL ENVY!" I roared, storming outside into the rain.

But little did I know, Envy had found me again. I bump into a large cat, and it hisses. "Hi, Scar," it said, clawing at me, but I dodge as soon as it attacks, and I run up a tree. Envy launches himself up into the tree, and pounces on me. "Get off! You... FILTH!" I cried. he growls and knocks me down, "You BAStard! I'll murder you for saying that!" he screeched, turning into a falcon. Luckily... I had a plan. I would try the Redigo Terra, and defeat Envy with such speed, he CAN'T see me. He zooms in quickly, coming closer every second. Am I afraid? You bet I am. I'll be the first to use this technique. I'm going to take Envy's speed to MY advantage and face him directly, with my Cursed Arm, and defeat him. I wait until he's about five meters away, and I dash towards him, preparing my arm for one final attack...

TO BE CONTINUED!

I'm such a heal. Oi, that was short! Remind me to update more of this, the suspense is even killing me!
Okay, these now:

1. Hamunculi don't get tired obviously.
2. Yes, hamsters have whiskers.
3. Compare Redigo Terra to Rurouni Kenshin's Shukuchi. Same thing, but mine can be done ANYWHERE!
4. The Blood Sphere right, about that. It's a red marble compared to us, but an instrument of destruction for them. Compare that to the Phil. Stone and the Dragon Balls mixed together. It's THAT powerful.

BUY!
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