Can I just say that whenever I try to type 'Men' I always type Meg? (I did it just then too.) HAHA. Guess I've been writing about Meg for a long time! (But I love Meggy, so it's all cool.)

REVIEWERS:
…GET ON WITH IT!

NON-REVIEWERS:
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Yay for Monty Python! And now, for some Chapter Five du jour.

Chapter V- Discussion

"He said not to trust the Emperor," Meg said to her mother, who was wiping her daughter's forehead. Madame Giry had arrived at the Cottage the day after Meg had visited Erik in that Hell-Hole-Called-A-Prison. Meg had written Madame Giry, begging her to come help her daughter and her husband.

Madame Giry, who was very surprised at receiving Meg's distressed letter (when all her other ones were so bright and cheery) that she packed one suitcase and left Paris immediately. She came to the Cottage to find the house hopelessly destroyed and Meg on the verge of hysteria.

Slightly shocked, she sat Meg down on one of the least ruined of the sofas, and calmed Meg down enough for her to tell Madame Giry what exactly was going on.

Madame Giry put two and two together- she knew she had been double crossed by Little Jammes.

Whatever Little Jammes thought she was, Madame Giry was absolutely not a fool.TheBallet Instructorhad switched the numbers of Meg's address around, so they would go to the wrong house. However, they must have figured out their real address.

Madame Giry, for probably the first time in her life, looking at her sobbing and miserable daughter, felt very, very, guilty.

"Meg, darling," Madame Giry said carefully. "You must think about this," She fixed Meg a drink, but she didn't touch it. Was she…? No, it wasn't possible. That was just pushing it… How long were they married for again?

"How would the Emperor know where you live unless, well, he knew?"

"Are you saying the EMPEROR is behind Erik being arrested?" She said, starting to laugh.

"Yes, Meg, and Erik knows it too. Why else would he tell you to beware of him?"

Meg, feeling slightly ill at being deluded, collapsed against the sofa. "I can't believe this." Caressa came in and laid a bag of ice on Meg's head.

"What can we do?" Meg said, talking to both her mother and Caressa.

"I'd say you best get cozy with that Emperor if you want the Master back," Caressa said, innocently looking at her hands.

"WHAT?" Meg said, leaning forward, making the Ice Bag slip and fall off of her head and onto the sofa. "No, I can't do that."

"Why not?" Her mother said. My God, had everyone gone insane? "Because I'm married, that's why. Honestly," Meg said, throwing her hands up. "This is just ridiculous."

"Ridiculous, but it would work." Madame Giry said, thoughtfully.

"I AM NOT COZYING UP TO MY EX FIANCE!" Meg yelled. She apologized as her maid and her mother winced at her tone. "It wouldn't be right." She explained.

Well that and she couldn't stand the man… and that he could have put her husband in jail… and that he was too obsessed with his hair, which Meg found a bit disturbing.

"Well, Marguerite, dear, I don't know what to tell you. I'm sure you'll think of something."

There was a knock at the door, and Meg felt faint again. Jean-Paul went to the door and opened it… to reveal another police man.

He strode to Meg (who was becoming pale again) and held up his scroll. "Marguerite Giry, you are hereby commanded to attend the trial of Erik, the Opera Ghost, on the Thirty-first of July, where you will be called upon the stand to testify."

Sorry it was so short, guys. But the next chapter will be nice, long, and possibly angst-y!

REVIEW RESPONSE TIME!

Jeez, remind me to never upset you guys EVER AGAIN. ('Cause when Shadowfairy gets her hands on tomatoes, she's pretty scary. –still wiping off tomato paste-)

Satha, you made the Emperor cry with your tomato throwing antics! Good Job! YAY! Throw onions next, 'kay?

Kristinekat's cat's ears are so totally the bomb. I want some…

runs away from Littlelotte's death stare- GAHHH

BDP, I love the name Aurore! But will I use it as the baby's name? Hm… (DUN DUN DUNNNN)

(dun dun dun dun dunnnn –Erik starts playing PHANTOM THEME SONG-)

OH YES… and since you guys wanted to know where I took the test? Go to MemeGen dot com, then search for 'Your Phantom of the Opera Self (for Girls) by ladylomode'.

-MEG, and SOME RANDOM BACK UP DANCERS walk on stage.-

MEG:

Was a time when I did not review oh no
I had never known it
Had never tried to sooo
Then one day Lemony said to "review for me
It's pretty cool and it helps me write, you see!"

I said I'll review it, I'll give it a whirl
And now I am a reviewing girl
I said I'll review it, I'll give it a whirl
And now I am a reviewing girl

First I tried reviewing
Only the first chaps
Then I tried all of them
And that was pretty sweet!
Then I tried some advice, and that was
helpfully sweet
now reviewing is my favorite thing!

I'm glad I said I'll review it, I'll give a whirl
'Cause now I am a reviewing girl
I'm glad I said I'll review it, I'll give a whirl
'Cause now I am a reviewing girl

RANDOM BACK UP DANCER GABRIELLA:
Girl, girl, she's a reviewing girl

MEG

Review it!

RANDOM BACK UP DANCER SHARONA:
Girl, she's a reviewing girl)

MEG

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RANDOM BACKUP DANCER DEIRDRE
Girl, girl, she's a reviewing girl

MEG

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RANDOM BACKUP DANCER MARY
Girl, she's a reviewing girl

-Jazz hands finale-