Ch 15: kaboom!

Disclaimer: you know what I'm gonna say. IZ belongs to someone else, so does Survivor blah blah blah...you know what? Let's just get on with the fanfic, shall we?

"Hurry Gir! We don't have much time!" at the break of dawn, Zim and his robot slave toiled through the jungle, in search of the crash site. "Master, why are we going to the plane when it doesn't work?"

"Gir! I told you before, I remembered that the nuclear drill is still inside the plane! We could get it, drill into the core from the back of our cave and destroy all of humanity without the Dib-pig realizing it! And by the time he does realize it, IT'LL BE TOO LATE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Zim stops to take a deep breath. "I am so amazing"he tells Gir.

"Where's Dib and Brandy!Nooo! Something has happened to them! And it's all my fault-"

slap! Heather knocked some sense into Allison. "Get a grip! I'm sure they're all right"

She was right. On the other side of the island, they were asleep on the sand, snuggled together. Soon Brandy woke up. She turned to face a sleeping Dib. "Aww... he looks so peaceful when he's asleep" she moved her hand to gently stroke his hair, but was interrupted when a huge explosion filled the air. "What the hell-" immediately, Dib sprang out of sleep. "It's Zim! He's up to something! Hurry, we have to stop him! MANKIND DEPENDS ON IT!" Zim's mortal enemy grabbed Brandy by the hand and the two charged towards the jungle. Unfortunately, they got trapped in some low-hanging vines. "Don't worry, Brandy! I'll get us out of here!" Brandy didn't wait; out of one of the side pockets of her jeans she produced a survival knife, one of the many that came from the survival kit, and sliced at the vines. Soon, she was out. Brandy held the knife up to Dib. "You want out?" she asked him. He sighed. "Yeah. Give it here"

Meanwhile, Zim was still working with the nuclear drill. He soon grew impatient. "Why is this taking too long! Gir! Answer me!"

"I have no idea" responds Gir in a southern accent. Zim growled with anger. Suddenly CRACK!

Zim had hit paydirt. What he didn't count on was the lava coming out on it's own accord... "AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Zim shrieked and ran out of the cave, Gir in oblivious pursuit. By then, Dib and Brandy had broken free of the vines of doom and had found Zim. "There you are Zim! Whatever your planning, give it up!" Dib presented melodramatically. "Yeah Zim! Give up now! Or face the wrath of both of our forces combined!" wow, what Brandy just said sounds straight out of a comic book... Anyway, Zim wasn't listening- he was too busy running from the molten lava. The duo saw what he was running from and joined him in terror. But they couldn't run for long, for soon they reached the end of the island! "We're trapped! Like rats!" Brandy stated. Zim, Gir Brandy and Dib waited in terror as the lava approached them. Dib wrapped his arm around Brandy's waist and held her close to him, as if saying goodbye. But that goodbye never came. Out of the blue, a fog horn sounded behind them. The foursome turned to see a ship. It was a schooner, and aboard it... "Heather! Jennifer! Allison! Gaz! OVER HERE!" The schooner turned towards them, and sailed to shore as far as they could. "Get on you idiots, and don't make me repeat myself!" for once glad to hear Gaz's spooky voice, Dib listend to her. Zim refuses to budge. "What's the matter?" Brandy asks Zim. "I'm allergic to water" Brandy sighed. "'cmon you big baby" She picks him up(Zim is very light), holds him above her head, and makes a hasty retreat. Gir runs into the water, shouting with glee.

Everyone made it onto the schooner, ready to head home. "This must be the rescue ship" Dib concludes, "they're a day early"

" Stop complaining, we're lucky they came early" once again, Brandy was the optimistic one. "By the way... who did rescue us?" In perfect timing, the galley door flew open. Zim gasped in fear as recognized the shiny, saucer-shaped tin foil hats the crew wore... "It's.. It's them!" he shouts, " The saucer morons!"

(A/N: No! Not the saucer morons! Anyway, I'm thinking that the next chapter will be the last- so prepare yourselves for DOOM!)