The Adventures of Sanseiu and Tamasii
Chapter Two
Note: This is not all in "Play" format. It is an actual story, people.
Narrator: Last time on—
Sanseiu: -throws rock at his head- Shaddup. We can do this ourselves, thanks.
Narrator: -rubs head, grumbles and leaves-
Tamasii: -watches the poor narrator walk off- Sanseiu, do you have to be so mean to him?
Sanseiu: -shrugs- It creates character. 'Sides, the little midget could use some backbone. Damn Jellyfish.
Tamasii: Okaaay...Aside from that...Oh, do you want to narrate for him now that he's gone?
Sanseiu: Nope. Go right ahead. –leans back in chair, and puts hat over eyes-
Tamasii: Okay. Last time on –echoic voice- The Adventures of Sanseiu and Tamasii: We got transported by—
(Sanseiu: -in the background- AHHH!)
Tamasii: -ahem- We got transported by Ami—
(Sanseiu: AHHH! GO AWAY!)
Tamasii: SHUT UP! –turns around- -sweatdrop- oh wonderful...
Sanseiu: GET IT OFF ME!
Amidasu: -clinging onto Sanseiu- Oooh, Sanseiuuuuu!
Sanseiu: OCTOPUS! EEEWWWW! GET IT OFF!
Amidasu: -dramatic tears- Being compared to an octopus? How dare you!
Tamasii: AMI! SHE'S ASLEEP!
Amidasu: ...oh...
Tamasii: May I continue now PLEASE?
Sanseiu (wakes up) and Amidasu (still clinging to Sanseiu's neck): yeah. Go ahead.
Tamasii: Thank you. Right...-sigh- Oh screw it...Just read the first chapter.
Sanseiu: Hey yeah! Why're you here if you haven't read the first part? –pushes you out-
Amidasu: CONTINUE THE STORY! Heh heh...doggie doo doo...
Right then a girl pushed past them, "I'm sorry! But I'm—"
Sanseiu: FAST FORWARD YOU IDIOTS!
(Guys in the booth: SORRY!)
Sanseiu: NO EXCUSES! AAAAND ACTION!
Tamasii and Sanseiu walked down the long, dirt path. Suddenly, Sanseiu whirled around and let out a LOUD yell, "AHHHH!" I giant face was peering into hers, eye to eye, "...oh...it's you...STOP FOLLOWING ME!"
"I'm sorry," the huge face replied. It was the waddling girl, "My name is Camille. I need to come with you." She waddled up closer to Sanseiu, "You might run into perverts...or worse...Jason!"
"...Jason...?" Sanseiu said, with a giant sweatdrop, "Who's...Jason...?"
"He's a HUUUUGE bear that lives in those woods WAAAAAY over there. Shigure told me so." Camille sqwacked, "And—"
"YOU KNOW SHIGURE?" Tamasii shouted and ran past Sanseiu to the penguin type girl, "TAKE ME TO HIM!"
"He's talking to Ayame-sama. I can't take you to him now." Camille replied, and waddled off into the tall grass, "G'Bye!"
"...wait...I thought she said she had to lead us through the woods..." Sanseiu said with another giant sweatdrop, "YOU TRAITOR! ...Damn penguin people..." She started to walk away towards the forest. Tamasii hurried after her.
Soon, they reached the heart of the forest. Right then, Tamasii knocked into something bubbly and fat, and fell to the ground.
"What the..." Tamasii said quietly. She looked up at what had knocked her down. It was a giant blown up clown, "AHH! ...oh, just a clown... AHH!" She got up and ran behind Sanseiu, who started backing up to the middle of the clearing.
"What are these...?" Sanseiu said slowly, as a giant blown up Sumo Wrestler came closer, "I got an idea. I'll kick their asses and you run like hell, okay?"
"But what are they...?" Tamasii asked. Sanseiu quickly turned around and put her hands on her hips.
"If I knew that, I wouldn't have asked that before! Dimwit!" she then turned around, and yelled as she charged straight at the sumo wrestler, and tackles it, "DIE DEVIL BALOON!"
Suddenly, the costume popped and a big cloud of smoke poofs up. Sanseiu coughs, and waves the smoke away from her face, "What the hell?" She looked down as the smoke cleared to see a big black dog, "Holy crap..." She picked up the dog and showed it to Tamasii, who gasped.
"SHIGURE!" Tamasii yelled, and ran over to it and Sanseiu, "I KNEW I'D FIND YOU!" She grabs Shigure from Sanseiu and hugs him, and practically chokes him doing so.
"If that's Shigure...then who's this...?" Sanseiu carefully walked over to the giant blown up cloud and poked at it for a while. Right then, the costume burst and a person with long silver hair came out of it, "GYAAAH!" She fell backwards and scurried, like a crab back over to Tamasii and Shigure.
"Ayame! Shigure!" a voice called behind them, "Where are you both?"
"We're over here!" Shigure called, "And someone else knows the secret!"
A figure came out of the forest shadows. He was wearing a doctor's uniform, "Who? And who's fault is it this time?"
Both Ayame and Shigure pointed at eachother...Keep in mind, Shigure is still a dog, so this moment is rather odd.
The tall scary man sighed and kneeled down in front of Tamasii, "Can you let him go, please. He needs to change back as fast as possible." Tamasii dropped Shigure and, somehow instantley, the smoke cloud poofed up.
Tamasii yelled, and averted her eyes AWAY from Shigure, but Sanseiu, still not aware of what was happening, kept her eyes focused on the cloud of smoke. In no time, the cloud of smoke had disappeared and they were left with a naked Shigure, a bunch of people sitting around in the middle of a forest, and Sanseiu, making a poor attempt to stop a bloody nose.
"I know how much we all love cliff hangers, so I'll leave you at that for now." The spineless midget of a narrator came in again and said, "Now, I'm going to leave, before I get another rock thrown at me." He tries to leave.
"Awww, come on, shorty!" Sanseiu yelled to the narrator and still holding her bloody nose, "I won't throw a rock at you this time, I swear! There's no rocks anywhere around!"
The narrator started to come back in, "Really."
"Yeah."
"No joke?"
"No joke. I swear."
"You're completely serious?"
"Not completely, but as serious as I can get."
"Uhm...okay..." He comes back in, and sits down with the rest.
"..." Sanseiu looks over to him, innocently.
"What...?"
"Oh, nothing."
"No, really. What?"
"Don't put your head next to that log." She said, smiling like a drunk person.
The narrator looks at her like she was insane, and went and, foolishly, put his head up by the log. Suddenly, his foot gets caught on a rope, and a rather large weight is slammed down onto his poor, pathetic, midgety, and now flat, head.
"Gotcha." Sanseiu said happily.
"...grr..." the narrator growled from under the rock, "Just end this now. Please."
End of Chapter Two
A large Shigure dog comes galloping across the screen holding a banner that says "PLEASE SEND LOTS OF REVIEWS!-
Sanseiu: Okay NOW this is the end. No really. It is. I swear to god this is the end. Honestly, it is. Now go away before I take my weight and smash you too.
...Are you gone yet...? Good peoples.