Hi, uuh… this really isn't exactly a story, but it's a conversation I had with my dad about InuYasha…So he was poking and prodding around in my room and he noticed my InuYasha and Sesshomaru plushies on the wall. He looked at the Sesshomaru plushie and said,
"Erika, you bought a defective toy! Look at it! It doesn't have an arm and its head is HUGE!"
This is me- "Dad, the arm isn't supposed to be there."
"Oh, really? Why not?"
"Because InuYasha ripped it off."
"Oh… who's InuYasha? Someone I should know about?"
"NOOOOOOOOO! He's his brother."
"InuYasha's?"
"No, Sesshomaru's."
Who's Sesshomaru?"
"InuYasha's brother. The one with no arm"
"So Seshomaru tore off his own arm?"
"Ugh. Forget it."
"NO! Now finish what you were explaining or NO TV!"
"(insert sarcasm here) No! No TV?"
"(my dad is a little slow) That's right, young lady!"
"Eh, that's ok, I don't feel like watching TV, anyway."
"Erika, explain yourself, now!"
"Explain what?"
"About the guy's arm."
"Phew. Ok. This is what happened. (Get ready for a rant) So InuYasha is Sesshomaru's brother, well, half brother, anyway. InuYasha is only half demon. Sesshomaru is a full dog demon, So anyway, when their father died, he stuck a black pearl in Inuyasha's eye that contained his gravesite, which had his skeleton and sword called Tetsusaiga in there. It's really pretty big. Got it so far?"
"Eh?"
"Good. So Sesshomaru really wants the sword so he gets the pearl from InuYasha's eye and goes after the sword, but InuYasha follows him with Kagome into the pearl. Oh, and Kagome is InuYasha's 'friend.' (insert goofy grin here) He really loves her, but he's too stupid to admit it. STOOOOOPID. Anyway, Sesshomaru can't get the sword out of the rock, so Kagome does and gives it to InuYasha, but he's not able to use it until-"
"Erika, slow down-"
"Not now, dad, I'm on a roll. But he's not able to use it correctly until he says he'll protect Kagome. You shoulda watched it, it was so cute! (insert googly eyes) So InuYasha rips Sesshomaru's arm off and, yeah, that's it."
"Really?"
"Yup. But, BOOM, Sesshomaru disappears. Understand?"
"Yeah, but could you just repeat everything you said before BOOM?"
": sigh: It's from Japan."
"OH! THE LITTLE CHINESE PEOPLE!"
My expression- O.o;;
"Why didn't you just say so? I would've walked out a long time ago!"
Me- T.T;;
I dunno, I thought it was pretty funny. ;;