YAYAY! My new FY fic! WOO! This one is kinda really long. Well, I think
it's long. It's longer than my other fics. Let's hope ppl really review for
this one! I made the first chapter really goofy, and fun. I had a lot of
fun with this. Anyway, the next chapter is more serious, and so I just want
to warn you that the same light heartedness that is present in this chapter
is not really in the second chap.
Disclaimer: This is for the whole damn fic. I don't own anything. I never did own anything, and I never will own anything. Wow that's depressing.
~Sayuki~ I swung my legs over the arm of the chair, and lounged, waiting for my audience to arrive. I hadn't wanted to come. In fact, I protested long and hard, but Taiitsukun (A/N: How the hell do u spell her name? Feel free to mention how to spell it in a review ^_^) wouldn't take no for an answer. She kept saying it was my destiny; that I was in the prophecy. I explained to her that she had the wrong gal, but baba didn't hear me. She never does listen. She could be senile.
"WHO ARE YOU?" I heard someone bellow.
"What's with the yellin? I'm not deaf ya know! Can't a girl get a nap around here?" I frowned, opening my eyes, which had only gotten a short reprieve.
"Who... Are... You..." The emperor ground out, as he stood feet away, sword pointed, staring at me lounging on his throne.
"Is this yours?" I asked, pointing down at the large chair, "Not nearly as comfy as it should be."
"I will only ask you once more."
"I am here to help you, but if you keep going on like that, you'll get nothin from me." I hopped off the throne.
"Hotohori, what's wrong?" The empress asked walking in.
"A bit late, huh?" I cocked an eyebrow at her. Just then the Suzaku seishe ran in, "Oh, my mistake. Korin, you are mostly on time, but everyone else... that's just sad for seishe. Maybe I'll get you all watches one day." I mused.
"Who the hell are you?" A red haired guy asked. Must be Tasuki. What's with the fangs? I suppressed laughter, and settled with a smirk.
"I'm your future savior, fang boy, so shut up and listen." I winked at him. I'm pretty sure he growled at me. "My name is Senshi no Yami Sayuki, but you can call me Sayu. I've been sent here by Tai-kun. Something big is going to happen, but she didn't tell me what. All I was told to do was protect you, and that I'll understand everything when the time is right. Time is right my ass, but hey, what can ya do? Can I get something to eat around here?" I walked off, leaving the others to digest the info. As I reached the doors of the kitchen they all appeared before me, holding out weapons, and looking angry. I hadn't even done anything yet.
"How do we know that we can trust you?" a blue haired man asked in an oddly female sounding voice... Nuriko.
"I dunno. I guess that's half the fun, can I eat now?" I frowned.
"Hell no!" Tasuki yelled at me.
"What is with men and their stupidity? I am friend, do not hurt me, me want food, me say, BYE BYE!" With that I teleported into the kitchen. Outside the door I heard them yell various things, and then call the guards to search the grounds for me. Jeez were they uptight. I shrugged and went about making myself a sandwich.
"Who are you?" I heard a girl ask minutes later. I looked over my shoulder and smiled widely at her.
"I was wondering when you'd speak. You stood there for a long while."
"I was confused."
"Understandable." I turned to talk to the young girl.
"You're... you're female?" She looked at me wide eyed.
"What gave it away? The breasts?" I smirked.
"I'm sorry, but you're wearing pants and boots and... I thought you were male. My apologies." The girl blushed, looking down at the floor in embarrassment.
"No need. I'm not offended. What is your name?"
"Yumi."
"Well Yumi, I'm Sayu."
"How did you get in here?"
"Teleported in. A trick I picked up years ago."
"You should go to see his majesty. It is not safe wandering around now. There is a stranger loose on the property."
"Ok. I'll see you later Yumi." I picked up my sandwich, and walked to the door, "Oh, and by the way, NEWS FLASH, I'm the stranger." I smiled widely at her shocked face, and proceeded to leave.
"You!" I heard a female voice shriek through the hallway, as I nearly walked into Korin while turning the corner.
"Why do they let the pregnant Empress walk alone in the palace when there is possible danger? Men, so stupid." I shook my head.
"What do you want with me?" She said. She looked shocked, and fearful. What the hell did she think I wanted with her?
"I DON'T want anything with you." I cocked a questioning eyebrow at her. "Hey, all I wanted was a sandwich." I bit into my sandwich. Good stuff.
"You don't want to kill anyone? Steal anything?"
"I told everyone I was a friend, but NOOOO. So irritating."
"Well, then. Come with me, and I'll show you to everyone, and we can explain that you mean no harm." She smiled at me, but I could see the strain in her face. It was a trap. The only reason why she was walking around alone was to get me. I smiled at her. It wasn't a very friendly smile, and I saw the effort it took her to keep smiling at me instead of cringing. She turned and led me down various hallways, occasionally looking back to see if I had run away. Finally we reached the throne room, and she pulled open the doors. The room appeared to be empty, but I knew better. I carefully stayed just outside the door.
"Come in." She said when she realized I didn't come in with her.
"I'm sorry, Korin, but I'm not fond of traps."
"GO!" I heard Hotohori yell. The seishe ran at me, and I teleported, but then the guy with the mask, Chichiri, followed me. We played a game of cat and mouse, teleporting all over the palace; by the end, we stood panting from exhaustion in the courtyard.
"I mean no harm, idiot!" I growled.
"Then prove it."
"I did. Instead of killing all of you, which I could have, I made a sandwich."
"A woman's logic; stupid." I heard from behind a tree, and out popped Tasuki. He glared hot amber eyes at me, and my bright blue eyes glared right back.
"Men, they don't understand anything." I muttered.
"What was that?" Tasuki challenged.
"May I hurt him?" I asked Chichiri.
"No." Chichri shrugged, and moved out of attack stance, "I don't feel any negative energy coming from you. You truly are from Taiistkun, no da?"
"FINALLY!!!" I cried, walking past Chichiri, and to the throne room to retrieve my discarded sandwich.
~Haha I'm so weird, anyway, PREVIEW: "He's waiting for you."
Disclaimer: This is for the whole damn fic. I don't own anything. I never did own anything, and I never will own anything. Wow that's depressing.
~Sayuki~ I swung my legs over the arm of the chair, and lounged, waiting for my audience to arrive. I hadn't wanted to come. In fact, I protested long and hard, but Taiitsukun (A/N: How the hell do u spell her name? Feel free to mention how to spell it in a review ^_^) wouldn't take no for an answer. She kept saying it was my destiny; that I was in the prophecy. I explained to her that she had the wrong gal, but baba didn't hear me. She never does listen. She could be senile.
"WHO ARE YOU?" I heard someone bellow.
"What's with the yellin? I'm not deaf ya know! Can't a girl get a nap around here?" I frowned, opening my eyes, which had only gotten a short reprieve.
"Who... Are... You..." The emperor ground out, as he stood feet away, sword pointed, staring at me lounging on his throne.
"Is this yours?" I asked, pointing down at the large chair, "Not nearly as comfy as it should be."
"I will only ask you once more."
"I am here to help you, but if you keep going on like that, you'll get nothin from me." I hopped off the throne.
"Hotohori, what's wrong?" The empress asked walking in.
"A bit late, huh?" I cocked an eyebrow at her. Just then the Suzaku seishe ran in, "Oh, my mistake. Korin, you are mostly on time, but everyone else... that's just sad for seishe. Maybe I'll get you all watches one day." I mused.
"Who the hell are you?" A red haired guy asked. Must be Tasuki. What's with the fangs? I suppressed laughter, and settled with a smirk.
"I'm your future savior, fang boy, so shut up and listen." I winked at him. I'm pretty sure he growled at me. "My name is Senshi no Yami Sayuki, but you can call me Sayu. I've been sent here by Tai-kun. Something big is going to happen, but she didn't tell me what. All I was told to do was protect you, and that I'll understand everything when the time is right. Time is right my ass, but hey, what can ya do? Can I get something to eat around here?" I walked off, leaving the others to digest the info. As I reached the doors of the kitchen they all appeared before me, holding out weapons, and looking angry. I hadn't even done anything yet.
"How do we know that we can trust you?" a blue haired man asked in an oddly female sounding voice... Nuriko.
"I dunno. I guess that's half the fun, can I eat now?" I frowned.
"Hell no!" Tasuki yelled at me.
"What is with men and their stupidity? I am friend, do not hurt me, me want food, me say, BYE BYE!" With that I teleported into the kitchen. Outside the door I heard them yell various things, and then call the guards to search the grounds for me. Jeez were they uptight. I shrugged and went about making myself a sandwich.
"Who are you?" I heard a girl ask minutes later. I looked over my shoulder and smiled widely at her.
"I was wondering when you'd speak. You stood there for a long while."
"I was confused."
"Understandable." I turned to talk to the young girl.
"You're... you're female?" She looked at me wide eyed.
"What gave it away? The breasts?" I smirked.
"I'm sorry, but you're wearing pants and boots and... I thought you were male. My apologies." The girl blushed, looking down at the floor in embarrassment.
"No need. I'm not offended. What is your name?"
"Yumi."
"Well Yumi, I'm Sayu."
"How did you get in here?"
"Teleported in. A trick I picked up years ago."
"You should go to see his majesty. It is not safe wandering around now. There is a stranger loose on the property."
"Ok. I'll see you later Yumi." I picked up my sandwich, and walked to the door, "Oh, and by the way, NEWS FLASH, I'm the stranger." I smiled widely at her shocked face, and proceeded to leave.
"You!" I heard a female voice shriek through the hallway, as I nearly walked into Korin while turning the corner.
"Why do they let the pregnant Empress walk alone in the palace when there is possible danger? Men, so stupid." I shook my head.
"What do you want with me?" She said. She looked shocked, and fearful. What the hell did she think I wanted with her?
"I DON'T want anything with you." I cocked a questioning eyebrow at her. "Hey, all I wanted was a sandwich." I bit into my sandwich. Good stuff.
"You don't want to kill anyone? Steal anything?"
"I told everyone I was a friend, but NOOOO. So irritating."
"Well, then. Come with me, and I'll show you to everyone, and we can explain that you mean no harm." She smiled at me, but I could see the strain in her face. It was a trap. The only reason why she was walking around alone was to get me. I smiled at her. It wasn't a very friendly smile, and I saw the effort it took her to keep smiling at me instead of cringing. She turned and led me down various hallways, occasionally looking back to see if I had run away. Finally we reached the throne room, and she pulled open the doors. The room appeared to be empty, but I knew better. I carefully stayed just outside the door.
"Come in." She said when she realized I didn't come in with her.
"I'm sorry, Korin, but I'm not fond of traps."
"GO!" I heard Hotohori yell. The seishe ran at me, and I teleported, but then the guy with the mask, Chichiri, followed me. We played a game of cat and mouse, teleporting all over the palace; by the end, we stood panting from exhaustion in the courtyard.
"I mean no harm, idiot!" I growled.
"Then prove it."
"I did. Instead of killing all of you, which I could have, I made a sandwich."
"A woman's logic; stupid." I heard from behind a tree, and out popped Tasuki. He glared hot amber eyes at me, and my bright blue eyes glared right back.
"Men, they don't understand anything." I muttered.
"What was that?" Tasuki challenged.
"May I hurt him?" I asked Chichiri.
"No." Chichri shrugged, and moved out of attack stance, "I don't feel any negative energy coming from you. You truly are from Taiistkun, no da?"
"FINALLY!!!" I cried, walking past Chichiri, and to the throne room to retrieve my discarded sandwich.
~Haha I'm so weird, anyway, PREVIEW: "He's waiting for you."