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AN: I would like to start off by apologizing to Mrs.HarryPotter12 for my screw up yesterday. To be honest it, it's really Kobe Bryant's fault. I was writing the last chapter while watching the Lakers play, and he decided to not start actually playing until the 4th. So I was torn between focusing on typing, and throwing random objects at the TV. I'm really sorry.
Chapter 5------------- The Fang
Ginny Weasley woke early the next morning with a white ball of feathers next to her face. Hedwig, who had refused to leave until she had delivered her letter directly to Ginny, had sat down next to Ginny's face, and was staring down at her. Ginny jumped back, surprised by the intrusion of two giant eyes beaming down at her.
"Well, hi Hedwig," said Ginny, her head still craned back. The owl hooted in response. "Well, I'm glad to hear that. Do you have a letter for me?" The owl hooted again, holding out its leg. Ginny pulled off the letter, then peeled open the envelope.
Hey Gin,
You definitely deserve what I gave you. I can't think of anyone more deserving of you. You're smart, funny, and pretty. And I know this for certain by just being mildly observant over the past few years. I saw you in the DA, and you definitely caught on quicker then most people, I watched you a little. You're funny, I remember that from last summer and Christmas Break last year. And pretty, well, if you don't believe me, just look at all the guys that have liked you, Neville, Dean, and that git Corner. Don't ever say that you don't deserve my friendship. I doubt there's someone who's more deserving.
I would love to come and visit. Your mom's kind of the only reason that I have food. Make sure to thank her for that. I mean, after you apologize to her for me for turning her only daughter into a head. I've got to ask, has anyone decided to tell her that I was the one to give the twins the money. If no one has, don't go tell her. It's not like I'm trying to hide anything from her, I'm just saying, your mom's a little scary. A lot scary. A whole, whole lot scary. I can just imagine her reaction, and most of it involves turning me into something rather unfortunate.
If your brother gives you any troubles, I want you to tell me, and I'll shut him up. He's just jealous that I gave you something. I would have thought that with all of the attention Hermione's been giving him that he wouldn't notice a floating head. I mean, he barely notices Hagrid at dinner because Hermione's reading across the table. I guess I kind of assumed that once she was taking care of my "injured" best friend, he would miss Fluffy walking over him.
Well, as soon as I can come, send me a letter. It's kind of getting boring here. Hope to see you soon. – Love, Harry
Ginny didn't know when she started screaming in joy, but she had an idea that it happened somewhere in between Harry calling her smart, pretty, funny, and did she mention pretty, or maybe when he signed it love. But once she started screaming, she really stopped caring which one it was. All that she knew was she couldn't remember a time when she felt so happy. It was about five minutes into Ginny's scream-a-fest that Hermione burst through the door, wand drawn.
"Ginny, what's wrong?!" she blurted out, scanning the room.
"WRONG! Hermione, I don't think that there is anything that could possibly ruin this moment." Just then, Ron ran through the door wearing a pair of bright orange Cannons underwear. "Well, I was wrong."
"Ginny, what the bloody hell were you screaming about?" screamed Ron.
"Nothing, Ron. I'm just fine. As a matter of fact, I'm the happiest I've been in my life. Now, please leave now before you somehow manage to ruin this oh so perfect moment." It was at that point in time that Ron noticed the letter on Hedwig's leg. He ripped it off the bird's leg and tore it open.
Dear Ronald Billius Weasley,
If I hear that you ever scream at Ginny again for no reason besides you being jealous, then I swear I will make Voldemort look like a bloody candy stripper. I'm sorry that you can't even understand your own sister, but I have at least the capacity to understand when I'm doing the right thing when it comes to her. Maybe Hermione wasn't too far off when she said that you had the emotional capacity of a teaspoon. She's been a friend to me in a way I couldn't even imagine before now. She opened up to me about the worst things of her life, things that I can relate to. And I swear to God, if you ever make her fell bad because you're stupid, I will curse you so bad, your own mother won't be able to recognize you. – Sincerely, Harry James Potter
Ron was a bit too flabbergasted to really respond right away. Nor the following 5 minutes. Nor the next five minutes right afterwards. Instead he just reread the letter over and over and over again. Then he turned up to face Ginny.
"How long have you been dating my best friend?!" Ron roared so loud, he put the Norwegian Ridge-Back to shame. "I knew that you threw yourself at just about every guy last year, but I can't believe that you'd manipulate my best friend like—" It was at that point that Hermione walked up to a screaming Ron and punched him square in the nose. Ron's head, kind of like those inflatable dolls for kids, his head bounced all the way back, then swung right back forward, only now, blood added such wonderful décor to his face. It even matched his hair.
"Ronald Weasley! When you speak to your sister as a damn person, then maybe we could consider looking at you. Until then, get out of here before I tell your mother what you just said." Ron, with the fear of God inserted into him, ran from the room, cradling his still bleeding nose. Hermione then turned and walked to a crying Ginny.
Review Responses: I'm gonna give this another try now. Project: Gorgeous Green Eyes is the greatest story that I've ever READ. Wow, that took me an odd number of times to get right. Thanks everyone for reviewing. I am a guy who understands emotions, and everyone's shock and support is really great. So, get to reviewing.
AN: I'm gonna give everyone fair warning. If the Lakers are losing, my story is going to take a very violent turn. I'm just giving everyone heads up.