I don't own PotC, rest of the disclaimer is at the bottom, cause I don't want to give anything away..
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"See this is what you get you insane monkey!" Stephanie shouted at Sean.
Sean sneezed again, pulling the blanket closer around her shoulders, "Shut up you stupid rabbit," she replied kicking dirt at her.
The two were in Will's shop, Jack and Will were getting Sean and Stephanie's clothes from outside while the girls sat in front of the fire.
Steph jumped away from her, "I fart in your general direction," she turned and shook her butt at Sean.
"Your mother was a hamster!"
"And your father smelt of.."
"Elderberries!" they exclaimed laughing. Steph hugged Sean as Jack and Will reentered.
"Think we're interrupting something?" Jack asked Will.
Will thought for a moment, "I hope not," and slowly walked forward. "Here are your clothes Ms. Stephanie," he said presenting them to her.
"Thank you Will," she said taking them. "Are you sure you'll be alright here Sean?"
"I'll be fine, besides, we can't light a fire on the Pearl!"
"Well, in the Captain's quart-"Jack stopped when Steph elbowed him hard in the ribs. "Right, no fireplace. Sorry," he finished.
"You two better go before Norrington's troops pass here," Will suggested.
"Yes. Indeed," Jack smirked.
"We'll see you two in the morning! Be good!" Steph called as they exited and Jack clasped his arm tightly around her waist.
Will and Sean stared after the two.
Sean sneezed again and Will turned to her trying to stifle his laugh.
"What? Is my sneeze that funny?" she glared.
"No, no. Its not that, just one thing that I can remember from our trip home on the Pearl was. Was that there was an enormous fireplace in the Captain's quarters!" he tried to contain his laughter at the look of Sean staring mouth agape and dumb-founded.
"Now I understand," she smirked.
"What?" Will asked eagerly.
"They probably went back to Jack's ship for a little 'fun'," she grinned.
"Oh, you mean like chess," Will smiled.
Sean's grin faded, "Of course not! Those two are going to have hot pig sex and you know it!" Sean ejaculated (A/N: One of the meanings to that word means to blurt out.. just to let you gutter minded [like me] people know) pointing at Will.
Will's eyes bulged and he blushed deeply, staring at her speechlessly.
"Oh, come on William. It's not like you've never gotten any of those kind of thoughts about Elizabeth."
"We're engaged," Will said quietly.
"What?" Sean asked. "Talk louder, I've got water in my ear," she lied, hoping that she heard wrong.
"Elizabeth and I are engaged to be married," Will said clearly.
Sean looked at him shocked. "Oh, well, I-I hope you two live a happy life with, with little Will's and Liz's running around," she said absently waving her hands about.
"Thank you," Will said sounding sincere.
"Don't mention it," she mumbled crankily.
After a few seconds of silence, and Will poking at the fire's embers, Sean turned to him. "So do you have any nicknames like your dad?"
"What do you mean?" he asked with his eyebrows furrowed in confusion.
"You know, like Bootstrap, or Bootstrap Bill," Sean suggested.
"Umm, no. I don't think so," he said shyly.
"Nothing like 'Wild Will Turner'? Or 'Wicked Will'?"
He laughed, "No, not yet. How about you?"
"Bullseye, Sean," she smiled.
"I thought Sean was your name?"
"It's my middle, Breanna is my first. Breanna Sean O'Malley," she smirked holding out her hands.
"I like the name Breanna. It suits your beauty," Will smiled.
Sean blushed, "I don't like it all that much," she stated.
"Why? Its perfect for your.." Will trailed off.
"What? For my what?" she questioned dubiously.
"You. Just you," Will smiled.
Sean nodded silently. "Are you flirting with me William?"
"I am not. I'm being courteous!" Will replied defensively.
"Oh, okay. Cause where I'm from we call it 'leading-on'," Sean said angrily readjusting the blanket.
"I was just being honest," Will mumbled.
"Pfft! Will, I'm not stupid and you're engaged!" Sean yelled standing up.
Will sat silently looking at her in shock.
Sean growled and dropped the blanket, stomping towards the door.
"Where are you going?" Will asked standing up quickly and knocking his chair over as he turned to face her.
"Off to the Pearl. I'd rather listen to Stephanie moaning in the room next to me all night than sit here with you!" Sean spat as thunder rolled in the distance.
"But the storm-"
"Oh goodie! Then maybe I can get out of this 18th century hell- hole!" Sean raged before mounting the platform, throwing the door open and slamming it shut behind her.
Will winced as the door closed and picked up the chair. Lightning struck outside a few times and rain started to come down.
The door flew back open and Sean barged in, shutting it tightly behind her. She leaned on the door with a terrified look in her eyes.
Will looked over to her with a bored expression.
Sean sneezed. "What?"
"I thought you'd rather enjoy moaning over me?" he asked with an 'I- told-you-so' look on his face.
"Like I'd moan over you any day," she said. "Besides, a falling sign almost cut me in half, lightning struck the black cat that crossed my path and," she said pointing to her nose, "I'm sick," she exclaimed jumping down and striding over to him.
Three loud BANGS issued from the door.
Sean whirled around and Will looked up. Both shone looks of fear and surprise on their faces.
Will grabbed a sword and hatchet, commanding Sean, "Get behind me," he said sternly.
"Fuck that!" Sean said and grabbed a sword from the rack.
"Sean what are you doing?"
"I'm not like your Ms. Swann, lady in waiting, typical damsel in distress. I'm a Supergirl, Wonder Woman, Rogue-something, Betsy Braddock, Psylocke..." she trailed off smiling up at him as she took her place beside him.
The door burst open and both tensed for battle.
"Damn! Didn't think I shut yer door that hard!" Jack exclaimed shutting the door behind Stephanie.
"Urgh," Will sighed and groaned at the same time.
"Jesus Christ, Jack! Think you could've knocked before you tried to barge in all scary an shit!" Sean shouted.
"I did! Geez, someone must have gotten your knickers in a twist," Jack mentioned smirking from Will to Sean and back.
"Nobody answered," Steph added smiling.
Sean looked at the two with a twitching eye, understanding what they were getting at. "Screw you," she glared and headed for the stairs to the second floor.
"Sean wait," Will tried. "What's wrong?"
"Shut up Will. Just shut up," Sean said crankily stomping up the stairs and into Will's room.
"Hey that's my room!" Will shouted running up the stairs after her.
Sean opened the door and threw and candlestick at him. "I said shut up you stupid dumb shit, god damned, mother fucker!"
"Ah!" Will screamed. "Hey!" he shouted dodging the candlestick.
Jack and Steph stood on the ground level, flinching at the couple's antics.
"What's wrong with Sean?" Jack asked as Will bound down the stairs after Sean threatened to castrate him in front of Port Royale's entire population.
"She's cranky. She misses technology," Steph provided.
"Ah," Jack answered.
Will slumped down against the cupboard doors. "Does she hate me?" he frowned.
"No," Steph smiled walking over to him. "She frustrated because she misses home."
"So she invades mine?!"
"Go show her who's boss, mate," Jack said pulling Will to him feet.
"Trust me, she'll like ya in the end," Steph said pushing him toward the stairs.
"You're right," Will said and bound up the stairs to reclaim him room.
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A/N: The 'I fart in your general direction' to 'Elderberries' is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
'Hot pig sex' is from Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
Supergirl, Wonder Woman, Rogue, Betsy Braddock a.k.a. Psylocke are all Marvel Comics Characters.
And 'you stupid, dumb shit, god damned, mother fucker' is from The Offspring's "Bad Habit" off the 1994 Smash record.
I think that's all of it... and if I got any reviews, ( I didn't check ) THANK YOU!!
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"See this is what you get you insane monkey!" Stephanie shouted at Sean.
Sean sneezed again, pulling the blanket closer around her shoulders, "Shut up you stupid rabbit," she replied kicking dirt at her.
The two were in Will's shop, Jack and Will were getting Sean and Stephanie's clothes from outside while the girls sat in front of the fire.
Steph jumped away from her, "I fart in your general direction," she turned and shook her butt at Sean.
"Your mother was a hamster!"
"And your father smelt of.."
"Elderberries!" they exclaimed laughing. Steph hugged Sean as Jack and Will reentered.
"Think we're interrupting something?" Jack asked Will.
Will thought for a moment, "I hope not," and slowly walked forward. "Here are your clothes Ms. Stephanie," he said presenting them to her.
"Thank you Will," she said taking them. "Are you sure you'll be alright here Sean?"
"I'll be fine, besides, we can't light a fire on the Pearl!"
"Well, in the Captain's quart-"Jack stopped when Steph elbowed him hard in the ribs. "Right, no fireplace. Sorry," he finished.
"You two better go before Norrington's troops pass here," Will suggested.
"Yes. Indeed," Jack smirked.
"We'll see you two in the morning! Be good!" Steph called as they exited and Jack clasped his arm tightly around her waist.
Will and Sean stared after the two.
Sean sneezed again and Will turned to her trying to stifle his laugh.
"What? Is my sneeze that funny?" she glared.
"No, no. Its not that, just one thing that I can remember from our trip home on the Pearl was. Was that there was an enormous fireplace in the Captain's quarters!" he tried to contain his laughter at the look of Sean staring mouth agape and dumb-founded.
"Now I understand," she smirked.
"What?" Will asked eagerly.
"They probably went back to Jack's ship for a little 'fun'," she grinned.
"Oh, you mean like chess," Will smiled.
Sean's grin faded, "Of course not! Those two are going to have hot pig sex and you know it!" Sean ejaculated (A/N: One of the meanings to that word means to blurt out.. just to let you gutter minded [like me] people know) pointing at Will.
Will's eyes bulged and he blushed deeply, staring at her speechlessly.
"Oh, come on William. It's not like you've never gotten any of those kind of thoughts about Elizabeth."
"We're engaged," Will said quietly.
"What?" Sean asked. "Talk louder, I've got water in my ear," she lied, hoping that she heard wrong.
"Elizabeth and I are engaged to be married," Will said clearly.
Sean looked at him shocked. "Oh, well, I-I hope you two live a happy life with, with little Will's and Liz's running around," she said absently waving her hands about.
"Thank you," Will said sounding sincere.
"Don't mention it," she mumbled crankily.
After a few seconds of silence, and Will poking at the fire's embers, Sean turned to him. "So do you have any nicknames like your dad?"
"What do you mean?" he asked with his eyebrows furrowed in confusion.
"You know, like Bootstrap, or Bootstrap Bill," Sean suggested.
"Umm, no. I don't think so," he said shyly.
"Nothing like 'Wild Will Turner'? Or 'Wicked Will'?"
He laughed, "No, not yet. How about you?"
"Bullseye, Sean," she smiled.
"I thought Sean was your name?"
"It's my middle, Breanna is my first. Breanna Sean O'Malley," she smirked holding out her hands.
"I like the name Breanna. It suits your beauty," Will smiled.
Sean blushed, "I don't like it all that much," she stated.
"Why? Its perfect for your.." Will trailed off.
"What? For my what?" she questioned dubiously.
"You. Just you," Will smiled.
Sean nodded silently. "Are you flirting with me William?"
"I am not. I'm being courteous!" Will replied defensively.
"Oh, okay. Cause where I'm from we call it 'leading-on'," Sean said angrily readjusting the blanket.
"I was just being honest," Will mumbled.
"Pfft! Will, I'm not stupid and you're engaged!" Sean yelled standing up.
Will sat silently looking at her in shock.
Sean growled and dropped the blanket, stomping towards the door.
"Where are you going?" Will asked standing up quickly and knocking his chair over as he turned to face her.
"Off to the Pearl. I'd rather listen to Stephanie moaning in the room next to me all night than sit here with you!" Sean spat as thunder rolled in the distance.
"But the storm-"
"Oh goodie! Then maybe I can get out of this 18th century hell- hole!" Sean raged before mounting the platform, throwing the door open and slamming it shut behind her.
Will winced as the door closed and picked up the chair. Lightning struck outside a few times and rain started to come down.
The door flew back open and Sean barged in, shutting it tightly behind her. She leaned on the door with a terrified look in her eyes.
Will looked over to her with a bored expression.
Sean sneezed. "What?"
"I thought you'd rather enjoy moaning over me?" he asked with an 'I- told-you-so' look on his face.
"Like I'd moan over you any day," she said. "Besides, a falling sign almost cut me in half, lightning struck the black cat that crossed my path and," she said pointing to her nose, "I'm sick," she exclaimed jumping down and striding over to him.
Three loud BANGS issued from the door.
Sean whirled around and Will looked up. Both shone looks of fear and surprise on their faces.
Will grabbed a sword and hatchet, commanding Sean, "Get behind me," he said sternly.
"Fuck that!" Sean said and grabbed a sword from the rack.
"Sean what are you doing?"
"I'm not like your Ms. Swann, lady in waiting, typical damsel in distress. I'm a Supergirl, Wonder Woman, Rogue-something, Betsy Braddock, Psylocke..." she trailed off smiling up at him as she took her place beside him.
The door burst open and both tensed for battle.
"Damn! Didn't think I shut yer door that hard!" Jack exclaimed shutting the door behind Stephanie.
"Urgh," Will sighed and groaned at the same time.
"Jesus Christ, Jack! Think you could've knocked before you tried to barge in all scary an shit!" Sean shouted.
"I did! Geez, someone must have gotten your knickers in a twist," Jack mentioned smirking from Will to Sean and back.
"Nobody answered," Steph added smiling.
Sean looked at the two with a twitching eye, understanding what they were getting at. "Screw you," she glared and headed for the stairs to the second floor.
"Sean wait," Will tried. "What's wrong?"
"Shut up Will. Just shut up," Sean said crankily stomping up the stairs and into Will's room.
"Hey that's my room!" Will shouted running up the stairs after her.
Sean opened the door and threw and candlestick at him. "I said shut up you stupid dumb shit, god damned, mother fucker!"
"Ah!" Will screamed. "Hey!" he shouted dodging the candlestick.
Jack and Steph stood on the ground level, flinching at the couple's antics.
"What's wrong with Sean?" Jack asked as Will bound down the stairs after Sean threatened to castrate him in front of Port Royale's entire population.
"She's cranky. She misses technology," Steph provided.
"Ah," Jack answered.
Will slumped down against the cupboard doors. "Does she hate me?" he frowned.
"No," Steph smiled walking over to him. "She frustrated because she misses home."
"So she invades mine?!"
"Go show her who's boss, mate," Jack said pulling Will to him feet.
"Trust me, she'll like ya in the end," Steph said pushing him toward the stairs.
"You're right," Will said and bound up the stairs to reclaim him room.
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A/N: The 'I fart in your general direction' to 'Elderberries' is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
'Hot pig sex' is from Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
Supergirl, Wonder Woman, Rogue, Betsy Braddock a.k.a. Psylocke are all Marvel Comics Characters.
And 'you stupid, dumb shit, god damned, mother fucker' is from The Offspring's "Bad Habit" off the 1994 Smash record.
I think that's all of it... and if I got any reviews, ( I didn't check ) THANK YOU!!