Ten Ways…
Ten Ways the Beast loves the Bird
Ok all those who were patient enough, here is the next installment in TEN WAYS (blinking neon lights). This one if you can guess is a bb/rae fic. Please review and tell me how to improve.
"Ok, ok I think this is how we can do it—"
"Beastboy this wouldn't involve any rude references to famous people would it?"
"Well there is one to Pamala—"
"Then no," Raven said with a hint of finality.
"Well if you don't want it off," Beastboy said teasingly.
Raven growled in her mind why did this happen to me? The Titans had fought some random bad guy and as he was going down, he hit Raven with a blaster. Not noticing anything for the first couple of minutes she thought she was fine. The she noticed it. It started small and then got bigger. There on her fore head was a crude drawing of a certain Titan and another Titan…getting their groove on, or something to that effect.
"Wait what would Pamala have to do with anything?" Raven asked.
Beastboy just shrugged and said, "It looks like something she would do".
"No wait…" Beastboy said quickly.
"What?"
"Maybe it can only go away if the two depicted (i.e. me and you) do what is on your fore head".
Needlessly Beastboy was forcefully pushed through five walls, then two floors and then thrown into the ocean. All the while he screamed, "It was only an idea".
Now this idea did have logic to it but she rather just try and cover the crude drawing up. But as soon as she did that the pictures started to become more vivid. What she then decided to do is send Beastboy through a closed door a couple of times after he swam back to the tower.
Beastboy after all that only just laid on the ground for a couple of minutes. She leaned over him in a very threatening manner.
"You will never recommend that ever again," Raven said.
Beastboy not letting well enough said, "The picture is showing your inner desire huh?"
Fortunately for Beastboy just before Raven was about to tear him limb by limb Robin knocked on the door and said "Time to eat Raven".
Beastboy got up quickly said even more quickly "gottogo hungry" and dashed out.
'I will not leave,' Raven thought 'maybe it will go away in the morning'.
The next day…
Raven got up and looked at the mirror and was not happy with the results…
"Damn…"
After a quick thought she said aloud, "Perhaps what Beastboy said yesterday might cure it…"
She gave herself a quick breather before she called on her communicator, "Beastboy could you come here please?"
"Just maybe, these are my truest desires…"
I'm leaving it to your imagination...pervets...-Lord of the files