Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THEM. GOD DAMN IT!
---- That Morning ----
Cyborg woke up from his regenerator. He stands up with the manly urges he used to get when he was only human. He blushes. ' Its been a while ... friend.'
He opens the metal doors confining him in his room. His head swishes side to side looking for any signs of his friends being up. He rushes out the door in a hurry. He gets into the living room. Rushes down the stairs. Jumps in front of his trusty computer. He smiles.
He presses the button on the tower then the monitor. A big happy sign comes on the screen spelling the words saying " Welcome Cyborgy... My boo!"
He snuggles his head on the screen. ' I love you.'
His black plump lips kiss the screen.
" Oh that taste sweet my Cygey Poo!" the computer said giggling.
" Come on my sweet baby. Lets have some fun," He says feeling the computer up.
The disc drive opened up. " Now where's my magic sick, Babe!?"
" Right here Baby," He then presses a button and a metal slab pops out. He feels around inside. " Now where is he?" he feels around a bit. " There he is!" He pulls out his black cock. (a/n: EWWW!!!!)
" Oh that's the stuff!"
He then inserts it into the drive. His eyes roll to the back of his head with pleasure. A window pops up. " YOU GOT SPERM!!!!"
" Hella Tight!" he says with tingling coursing through his mechanical body.
The computer begins to moan with joy... Sexual Joy! He begins to kiss the stand of the monitor. He loved her so much since he doesn't have a real love in his life since he is half human half computer. He always had to masturbate with this computer, he named Joyce.
Starfire walks in the room and sees this horrific sight. But she isn't in shock. She thinks he is recharging or something. She walks over kindly to him. She picks up a necklace made of Gooplinsponk she made for him last night after she had the time of her life with robin.
" Hello Friend! Please except this necklace made of the finest Gooplinsponk from the planet of tam... OH MY GODDNESS!" She screams when she realizes that his black woohoo ( as she calls it ) was inside the computer.
" Um. Cyborg. Why are you getting pleasure from this technology?"
" GAH STARFIRE!" He screams realizing that she was watching.
" Cyborg?"
" AH JOYCE TURN OFF TURN OFF!!" He yelled to the computer forgetting that when she turned off she closes her disc drive.
" Joyce?"
Right then the disc drive closed on his dick. He screams in pain. Waking everyone from they pleasant slumber. They all rush from their rooms into the living quarters. They all scream in fright.
" Oh. Damn that gotta hurt!" Beast Boy said as his eye twitches.
" Cyborg! RIP IT OUT RIP IT OUT!" Robin screams to Cyborg trying to help him out.
Cyborg then tries to take in out. The pain was over bearing. He screamed and moaned out in pain. Finally blood went everywhere after a loud cracking noise. Tears pour from his eyes. His cock wilts to the side.
" His wiener broke?!?!?!?!?" Terra yells.
Cyborg runs out of the room grabbing his balls in embarrassment. Raven then walks over to the tower of the computer. She bends down and looks at the disc drive. She cringes at the sight of white goo all over it. Yes. It was smegma. She closes her eyes and presses the open button. It opens up. She screams in horror. The first time they ever heard her scream was right there.
She points. Her finger shaking. All the girls rush over. They all stare in horror.
" IT'S A WEINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They all scream in unison.
" WHAT!" Beast Boy screams.
" It was his wiener that cracked! It is broken. Terra was right! YAY TERRA!" Starfire hugs the confused girl.
Beast Boy walks over to Raven. " Poor Joyce."
The computer then turned on. " NO HAPPY JOYCE!"
They stand there confused at the talking computer. They all think ' The computer is alive!?' They stare in fear.
---- later that day ----
Robin comes down the stairs to grab a bite to eat. He sees Starfire stuffing her face with chocolate.
"Umm Starfire? What exactly are you doing?"
She swallowed the huge gob of chocolate goodness in her mouth. "I am sorry, Rob Schneider, I mean Robin. It is hard for me to say this, but I am going through a period all Tamaranian females like myself must experience. It is called PMS."
"Oh... Okay...?! Well girls from Earth go through that, too. So you don't have to worry. Even Raven has her period sometimes," He said, thinking back to that time. The whole Titans Tower was almost burned to the ground. It was chaos.
"Very well. Please excuse my odd behavior, for I might take it out on you without knowing I did so."
" Oh Okay."
" OKAY!?!?!? OKAY?!!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! GOD! I MEAN YOU DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SUCH A PUSSY?! COME ON FEAR ME AND MY PUSSY OF DARKNESS!!!!"
She then lunges at him. She kisses him hardly. He closes his eyes then opens then mumbling.
" I... Can't.... Breath," he says pushing her off his mouth.
" Use your fucking nose you fucking idiot!" Her eyes then turn green.
" Aw Shit...."
" RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rah rah sisboomba!!!" she breaks out in a cheer. Then zapping him across the room with her glowy hands.
He passes out. Only seeing the evil in her eyes. His Starfire. But this isn't Starfire. It is a different sort of being!
Raven then walks into the room. She looks at the chaos of the room.
" Uh. Starfire. What is up with this?" She points at Robin.
" Well, He fucking wouldn't let me kiss him! I mean GOD DAMN IT he is a guy. Guys on your earth love sex right?"
" Um. Yes. Why yes they do!" She then thinks about what she said. 'Beast Boy is a boy! I mean he has boy in his name! I mean that one time I kissed him and he turned into an anteater and put the tongue in my mouth. Well, he didn't like that cause I just had steak and you know how he is a vegetarian. But he does sneak bacon when no one is looking.' She shook her head to rid herself of these strange thoughts of Beast Boy. She doesn't like him, not even as a friend... or does she?! O.o
" THEY ALL LOVE SEX! SEX SEX SEX! I mean if I was you I get to Beast Boy before Terra does," she tells Raven.
' Shit she is right. Terra is back and she does love him. I gotta get to Beast Boy!' She begins to run out of the room.
" Uh. Before I leave. Uh. How long are you going to PMS?" Raven asks Starfire as she writes on Robin's face with marker.
" Um. 1 month!"
" OH... Can you make sure Terra stays occupied?"
" What am I your fucking slave.... But sure why the fuck not!"
" Thanks much Starfire!"
Raven rushes out of the room. Running down the halls of the tower. She stops in her tracks turning to the door. It reads "BEAST BOY" she looks down.' I can't do it. I can't lose my virginity to him yet! Wait yet?!?! Am I expecting to do him sometime?! Oh my. I do love him. I will do it! I will! RIGHT NOW! Beast Boy is going to be called Big Boy now!' She knocks on the door.
( At the same moment Starfire was trying to make Terra stay with her. She was playing twister with her. )
Beast Boy answers the door. He scratches his head. " Uh. Hi Raven. Why you here?"
She blushes. " I... I am here.... I am here to.... to...."
" To...."
" TO LOSE OUR VIRGINITY!" She blurts out. She grabs him and pushes him. She knocks him to the ground the door closing behind them.
She silently looked him in the eye and walked towards him as he got to his feet. She had a rapist glare in her eyes. He backs up until he can't go any farther because his bed his right there. She presses her hand against his chest and pushes him onto the bed.
"R-Raven...?"
"He he heeeeeeeeeeehhhh" she said, not even lifting a finger and letting her telekinesis take the job of stripping Beast Boy. Her eyes immediately focused on his dick. She was impressed. She never saw a penis before but she was sure this was a pretty good size. He tried to cover himself up.
" Raven! What are you doing?!"
" Like Starfire said. All boys love sex."
" SEX?!?!?!" he said baffled. ' SEX?!?! I never had sex before! AHHH!!!!! What am I to do!!?!?!?!?!?'
Raven then strips herself. Beast Boy then has a change of heart when his eyes fix on her breast. She glides over to him. He lays flat on the bed. She lays on top of him.
" Oh Beast Boy. How I long to do this since I met you."
" Raven. I... I never realized...."
She puts her finger on his lips. " Ssshhhh... We have the time of our life now."
He then puts himself inside of her. The pleasure was unbearable for both of them. Raven was moaning in pain as his penis broke the layer of skin inside her. Finally he was all the way in. Raven then began to breath heavily. It turned Beast Boy on. He then rolled over so he be on the top now. She began to moan.
" Yes Beast Boy YES!"
She then wraps her legs around his waist.
" HARDER BEAST BOY HARDER!!!!"
He then starts to pound her into his bed. Every hit she takes she feels her heart pound. The colors of green and gray never looked so good blended together. She began to scream.
"Beast Boy... I can't stand it no more... I... I LOVE YOU."
With those words he stopped. He didn't know what to say. He didn't want love. Just sex. Dry hot sex. But Beast Boy isn't like most guys soooo he excepted Raven's proposal.
"I... I love you too Raven."
He then removes himself from her. He lays next to her. Raven turns to him and puts her arm around him. Beast Boy pulls up the covers. They both fall asleep.
( At this time Starfire is beating the shit out of Terra saying she cheated in the twister game.)
( A/N: Woot Woot. Porniverous Chapter! Thanks to Ritsuki-Chan's Help! YAY! I am Her Evilness Sin-San!!! MUHAHAHAHA! I love Beast Boy! hugs him)