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Raven and Beast Boy are awaken by the sounds of Starfire's PMSing screams. She is running down the hall screaming "WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKERS" over and over again.
She runs into Terra's room, "Wake up motherfucker!"
She then runs into Cyborg's room, "Wake up motherfucker that sleeps with a computer!"
She then barges into Robins room, "Wake up my sweet motherfucker!"
"Wake up motherf..." She says when she reaches "Beast Boy's room. She stares as she sees them laying in the same bed. Raven jumps up a grabs Starfire. They struggle for the longest of time. She finally ties her to the bed. Raven and Beast Boy get dressed.
"What are you going to do to me!" Starfire asks them in a scared voice.
"Nothing unless you tell anyone about what you saw today," Beast Boy threatens.
"BEEP BEEP BEEP TROUBLE PEOPLE GET UP!" Joyce screams over the intercome.
"What is it Joyce." Robin asks.
"The High Hyper Hippi's or the Brady Bunch are attacking the city!" she screams at them.
Raven turns into a giant black raven and flys off. Beast Boy morphs into atriceratops and grabs Cyborg and starts to fly away. Starfire grabs Terra and they then take off. Robin jumps on his motocycle and rides away.
As they are flying Cyborg asks Beast Boy a question, "Dude, I think I am gonna ask Joyce the BIG question!"
"Was the sex good?"Beast Boy says confused.
"NO DUDE! Will you marry me?"
"Uh... I don't swing that way..."
"NOT YOU NUMBNUTS! JOYCE!"
"Oh okay. As long as it ain't me. Good Luck."
They all land on the ground at the sight where the hippi's were last seen.
"Oh, god I am so high right NOW!" A hippi screams as she attacks Raven.
Raven creates a sheild and blocks the attack.
Another hippi comes out and blows super druggy smoke at Robin. Robin starts choking and falls to the ground gasping for air.
"DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT TO MY MAN!" Starfire screams as she throws green bolts at the hippi.
Beast Boy comes up behind one of the hippis (almost wrote hippos!) and bashes a frying pan over there head.
"Where did you get that?" Terra asks.
"Dunno?" Beast Boy says and starts bashing other hippis with it.
Once they are all done they finsh they go to leave when Beast Boy tells them to stop.
"I think I found there power source," Beast Boy says pointing at a bong and some joints.
"Oh better bring that to the police...or NOT!" Starfire says and runs off with it.
"TONIGHT WE GET HIGH AS A KITE!" Terra screams.
at the tower-----
"So how does it work...?" Raven asks.
"I dunno. I think we just suck it." Robin answers.
"How does this work...?"Terra asks pointing at the joint.
"You just take somedrugs, roll it in some paper, and lite it," Robin answers.
"Hey dude, how doyou know all this?" Cyborg askshim with curiousity.
"Oh well!LETS JUST GET HIGH!" Starfire screams.
10 seconds later----
"Oh my god you guys... I am so not in the right state of mind," Robin tells them.
"I think thefeums from your joints are getting me a little tipsy!" Joyce tells them.
"Sorry Baby," Cyborgs says andblows the smoke away from her air vent.
"Honey I got something to tell you..." Joyce tellsCyborg.
"I got something totell you too."
"You go first."
"No you."
"No you."
"NO YOU!"
"NOOOOO YOU!"
"Fine, Joyce will you marry me?"
"OH OF COURSE! NOW CANI TELL YOU WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU!"
"Yes..."
"I'M PREGNANT!"
to be continued...