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Chappy 5

Date: June 2 (they leave in a week)

"Its so cute!" All the girls in the room leaped forward pushing Harry out of the way. He landed on the chair behind him and both the chair and Harry, flew back wards landing with a thud on the floor.

"Oww!" the girls completely ignored him and continued to fawn over the little kitten thing.

"Oh look at you! Your so cute! Yes you are, yes you are!"

Oh my god! Harry though in disgust before muttering, "Woman."

"Excuse me?" Harry looked up to see Kira holding the 'cat' thing and glaring at him.

"Now you pay attention to me." He said indignantly as he stood.

"Yes 'now' Ipay attention to you, you sexist bastard!" she stuck her tongue out at him. He just grinned.

"Can I have my crazy little whatever it is now?" he held his hand out took the 'whatever it is' from a pouting Kira. "There they can't maul you to death now." Harry received a 'Humph!" form the girls and a smack in the arm form Kira. That hurt much more then it would have for some reason making him yelp. He dropped the cat and rubbed his arm.

"Harry, I didn't hit you hard." Kira said looking concerned at his reaction. Harry lifted the sleeve of his t-shirt to look at a spot near his shoulder. Kira gasped at the large hand shaped bruise that sat near his shoulder. He quickly pulled his sleeve down but not in time to hide it from Indigo, Pete, Hermione and Ron who were the only ones who saw the bruise when Kira gasped.

"Harry, wha...?" Hermione whispered, daring not to raise her voice for some reason. Harry just shook his head, staring at the spot that the bruise was hidden.

Then he remembered, yesterday when he and his uncle were arguing in the train station, his uncle had grabbed his arm to get his attention, he had grabbed it hard.

"My uncle." Harry whispered back and then told them what he remembered. "But don't tell the others, I don't want them worrying as well." he said as the others began to get curious as to why they were whispering.

-x-

A few hours latter they were back in the basement. If a stranger were to walk into the room you'd think they were planing some sort of conspiracy, as they were all sitting in a close circle with a the single ceiling light that hung down forming a ring of light around them. Harry sat a little farther in the centre than everyone else, he was on his knees with a piece of paper in front of him and a pen held over it.

"Ok, so who all are we going bring? I mean other than us." Harry said looking around at them all. "Ron? You get first pick, anyone you want."

"Anyone? Alright, the rest of our dorm." Harry nodded writing down Neville, Dean and Seamus's names.

"Hermione?"

"Lavender and the Patil twins." Harry rote Lavender, Padma and Parvati's names.

"Fred and George?"

"Lee of course!" they said in unison.

"I already got it. Ginny?" Harry now looked up to the smallest of the group.

"Luna." She said.

"Really? Cool." he rote her name down too. "Kira? Pete? Arn? Indigo? You guys bringing anyone?" Harry regretted asking the second the sentence left his mouth by the looks they now wore. It was obvious that they had planed this.

"Hmm...How about, Draco Malfoy?"

Harry stared. "Your nuts you know that?"

"Im not going if Draco's not." Kira said firmly, the other four nodded.

"You don't even know Malfoy!"

"So?"

Harry sighed there's no point in fight them once there mind had been made up cause' you just can't win, "Fine but Im not going to invite him per say, I, no you, will send him a note congratulating him on winning a tour with the hottest new band of the year."

"Perfect. But shouldn't we bring someone for him too? He'll need something to distract him from fighting with you Harry."

"OK, but fuck bringing his body guards though, you'll send an identical note to Blaise Zabinie." Them he rote them down to.

"Now you Harry, we still have a couple tickets left and we want them all gone."

Harry thought for a few moments, he thought of Cho, but he knew that if she came he would end up throwing her out the of plane on the way there, so she's not coming. He thought of the rest of the DA, Justin, Ernie and Hannah were the remaining one's who had believed him last year, so why not? He told the others his choices as he rote them down as well.

They spent the next hour and a half making invitations with all the dates and places and all that other important shit, and sending them off using Pig, Headwig and Peeve's Jr. (Fred and George's owl.)

-x-

Cho Chang walked in a vary slut like fashion down a quiet street of London. She went to cross it and didn't see the truck coming down it, instead she looked down to see one of her hooker boots had come undone.

"Whoops." She giggled and bent down right in the middle of the road, her minny skirt lifted so you could see her lacy, black thong underneath.

The truck, driven by an insane fourteen year old, fanfic writer who we shall all call Nikki (or Never-fear-death) with crazed green eyes and wearingall black, came shooting down the street, eyes locked on her target.

Cho never saw it coming before it hit and the last thing ever heard was a bout of insane laughter and was the sent flying, and crushed by the truck.

Nikki parked the truck (on Cho) and got out, soon a large crowd had gathered to see what happened, they were followed by three police cars and the Mare of London himself.

As soon as he saw Cho, he came up to Nikki and shook her hand.

"Well done young Mis! You have the rid the world of one more bitch!" He then handed Nikki the key to the city and nickle , "don't spend it all in one place."

And that was the day I, Nikki, made the world a better place.

A/N: yeah this is probably the shortest chapter yet, but I have writer's block and it's been to long since I last updated. By the way I still haven't thought up a name for the kitty thing that's why I didn't have it vary much in this chapter. Hehe, I just had to kill Cho, im sure you all would have done the same.

And as all of you, but one (Im sorry! I'll make it up to you!) want Sirius back, he'll just have to come ah?

So what did you guys get for Christmas? I got this big ass stereo and Greenday's American Idiot CD and the Jimmy Eat World CD, ho hell I rock!

Review! Or I'll hunt you down and eat you! (Im am kinda hungry ::raids fridge::)