Amme: I'm SERIOUSLY ticked off right now. So I'm going to take it out on the Mew Mews!
Ichigo: Must you?
Kish: Why do you do this to us? Why?!?!?!?
Lynnia: Because we're ticked! Didn't we already say that!?!?!?!?
Lynnia kicks Kish in the chin harder than usual.
Kish: OO
Amme: This chapter will have nothing to do with the story. Well, it might, depending on how warped you are.
Ichigo ((trying to stall)): Uh, don't you have reviews to answer? The reviews need answering you know!!!!
Amme growls and Ichigo steps backwards into the dog bowl and falls into it. Then the water turns to Jell-O. But Ichigo HATES Jell-O so she swims out. But she suddenly forgets how to swim suddenly so has to eat her way out of the hated Jell-O.
Lynnia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You have to eat jello
Amme: YAY! Okay, FINE! I'll do the reviews!
Enjie Yekcam—You're hyper. Here! Have a milkshake!
hm—Kish will be happy, very happy! I guarantee it. You have nothing to worry about
who cares—I like the quicksand, adds a nice touch! You have nice taste in ways of torturing peopleâ€ever thought of becoming my assistant??? Just kidding, the "much-admired" spot's taken by a hyper insane psycho...sorry.
Inu's Girl—Don't kid like that! You gave me a heart attack!
obsessed with Kish—Aren't we all? That whole name is flawed! Did ya hear that Lynnia? I'm a genius. You're stuck with plucky co-writer once again.
Lynnia: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, wait. That's what I wanted. YAYUPNESSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lynnia's my idol—Update son? What son? I HAVE A SON?!?!? HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME?!?!? That's kind of a sick thought...
Lynnia: YAY! I FINALLY HAVE A FAN! BRING ME MY SHOES, OH, RETARDED ONE!
Amme: And she wonders why she has no friendsâ€
Setsuna-Sailor-Pluto—((groans)) How many times must we tell people? The auditions for co-worker will be June 32, 214563! (We'll talk about it....(That means maybe...))
one of the many that hate Masaya—That's cool. What's with you people that review the first chapter instead of the last one!? Who knows if you even READ the whole thing?!
yugioh-fan88—We're updating AND doing the maze! Yay! Let's go ahead and start it!
Masaya comes back and Ichigo takes her place in the cage.
Lynnia: Ready.... Set..... GO!
Lynnia takes out a revolver and shoots Masaya.
Amme: Oh, would you look at that? Masaya died! HE'S DISQUALIFIED! Kish wins!
Lynnia and Kish: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amme: Now what are we going to do with this maze?
((an awkward silence, then the chapter starts))
CHAPTER FOUR: Zakuro And Purin Get Drunk, And Masaya Gets Killed Again For It!
This takes place at Ichigo's school dance. For the sake of this chapter, she got dumber than usual and invited all the Mew Mews and the aliens too. Even Ryou and Keiichiro.
"Big Sis Ichigo!" Purin shouted at the top of her lungs. "CAN I SING AT THE KAREOKE!?!?!? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!?!?!?!?!?"
"Okay okay okay okay!" Ichigo said. "Go on!"
"YAYUPNESSER!" Purin screeched. She ran off.
"Hi Ichigo! We made it!" Came Kish's voice. He was holding a keg.
"Kish!" Ichigo half exclaimed half scolded. "You can't bring Sake (Saw-kee) in here! It's alcoholic! We're in a SCHOOL!!!"
"Exactly. What's the police going to do? Arrest us?" Taruto asked.
"Yeah Ichigo, calm down." Zakuro said, pouring a mug of it.
"Fine then." Ichigo decided.
"YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY, WORDS CAN'T BRING YOU DOWN! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO DON'T YOU BRING ME DOWN....TODAY!" Purin screeched loudly once again. Everyone covered their ears and screamed like little girls like Jake/Jack did when he cried for mercy in the song that Lynnia and I made upâ€those were the good times
"Get off the stage!" Everyone yelled. Then threw things at Purin like talking tomatoes that suddenly appeared.
"HEY!" Taruto shouted. "LEAVE HER ALONE NOW!"
They all left Purin alone and stared as dumbfounded as ever at the screeching maniac being attacked by talking tomatoes.
"TAR-TAR!!! YOU CARE!!!" Purin yells/screeches... Purin and Taruto go drink sake...
"Hi Ichigo!"
Kish, Ichigo and everyone else turned around to see Masaya who had come back to life just because.
"Oh, hi slut." Ichigo snapped.
Zakuro filled her fourth mug of sake while Purin was on her sixth.
Zakuro and Purin say, "MMMMMMM.....sake.......good......"
"Mind if I sit with y'all?" Masaya asked.
"Yes we care!" Zakuro shouted. She slung an arm over Minto and put all her weight on her drunkenly. Minto's knees buckled under the weight, but she kept strong...kinda.
"Uh, are you okay Zakuro?" Masaya asked.
"What are you talking about? I'm fine..." Zakuro says drunkenly while swaying back and forth and giggling uncontrollably with bubbles coming out of her...ears. She put more of all her weight onto Minto, who by now was holding onto the table to keep steady.
"Uh... Zakuro-chan... Could you mind—?" Minto started.
"Tar-Tar, have I ever told you that your ears look good in lime light? You look hot....." Purin said. She started giggling.
"Really? I always thought my ears were disfigured! I always envied Kish's ears!" Taruto said, stroking his ears admiringly and looking in a glass used for sake drinking.
"You know what Triple B stands for?" Zakuro burped all of a sudden.
"I don't know. Why don't you enlighten us?" Ryou smarted-off.
"You think you're soooooooooo smart don't you Brandon!?" Zakuro mockingly asked. "Well some people in here can't hear very well because of the bad shaping of the room!"
"Uh.... okay.....?" Everyone else besides Keiichiro, Minto (who is trying to hold up Zakuro's weight on her own), and Purin say.
"Well, for your information: The Triple B stands for Blue Butted Baboon!" Zakuro smartly says. Then she puts even MORE of all her weight on Minto.
"Y...You've.... You've been....wa.... watching too many....PBS sho...Shows hav....Haven't you....Zakuro-chan?" Minto asked.
"Yes I have!" Zakuro shouted. "You got a problem with it!? They're supposed to be educational and that's what the anger management leader said I needed!"
Everyone else's jaw drops to the floor then rolls back up and drops back down again, then repeats over and over like in a strange cartoon.
"Huh...." She said. "Can't hold her oxygen!"
"Is someone going to help her up?" Ichigo asked. Everyone shook their head.
"No, she'll be fine. The uncontrollable twitching and bulging of the eyes must be from all the excitement. She's not used to having fun. Poor little child," Someone says.
Everyone agrees and starts talking about Eggo's Waffles noisily.
"Hey," Masaya whispers to Ichigo. "What's with the monkey-girl?"
Purin drove everyone out of the dance because she's one of those happy drunks who get even more obnoxious than usual.
"WHY DO PEOPLE PARK ON DRIVEWAYS AND DRIVE ON PARKWAYS!?!?!?!?!?" She screamed. "WHY ARE THEY CALLED APARTMENTS IF THEY'RE ALL SMUSHED TOGETHER!?!?!?!?!?"
"Hey!" Zakuro says threatingly to Masaya. She gripped his shirt and pulled him off the ground. "Don't talk about my friends like that...."
"Yes ma'am!" Masaya squeaks like a coward.
"Oh, so now you're sucking up?" Zakuro drunkenly asked. She doubled up her other fist and prepared to hit Masaya.
"HEY!" Came a voice. Ichigo turned around from kissing Kish (her shirt sleeve "accidentally" came off and she pulled it back up) and snapped to attention. She saluted.
"Good evening Mr. Principle, sir." She said. She stood up straight.
"Good evening, Momomiya." The principle replied. "Now, no fighting in my schools."
Zakuro put her arm over Pai's shoulder and put all her weight on him.
"We can't fight in schools?" She asked. "Who made up THAT rule!?"
"A very smart man." Masaya murmured. Zakuro heard it.
"WHO SAID IT WAS A MAN HUH? YOU GOT SOMETHING AGAINST GIRLS!?!?!?!? IT IS WE GIRLS THAT SAVE THE WORLD YOU KNOW, NO THANKS TO YOU." Zakuro shouted.
Purin was going crazy in the meantime.
"I LOVE YOU BIG-SIS ICHIGO!" She shouted. She leapt into Taruto (she thought he was Ichigo) and they did some disturbing stuff.
END!
Amme: I know, bad place to stop. But whatever.
Lynnia: I FEEL BETTER NOW!
Kish sarcastically: Aren't we all glad?
Lynnia: Do I detect a hint of SARCASIM my KK!?
Kish: No ma'am!
Lynnia: Thank you VERY much KK!
Ichigo: Hey, you said all of your anger was out!
Lynnia ((suddenly forgetting that the chapter ended)): I FEEL BETTER NOW!
Kish and Ichigo: YOU JUST SAID THAT!
Lynnia: I think I would know if I said something like that.
Amme: ((thinking)) Okay..... ((saying)) Okay, review!
END..... also.
Lynnia: Ah, now for my daily chips!
Amme: Bet ya can't eat just one!
Lynnia: Bet ya I can!
Amme: Can not!
Lynnia: Can too!
Amme: Can not!
Lynnia: Can too!
Amme: Can not!
Lynnia: Can too!
Amme: FINE, if you can only eat one chip this FIC, then I'll.... let people vote on the pairings for my next story!
Lynnia: Or, how about you let the people vote anyways, and if I lose, I'll leave KK alone. If I win, you have to make the pairings in this story LYNNIA/Kish.
Amme: Deal.
((Lynnia takes a chip and eats it, then throws the bag away.))
Lynnia (five seconds later): Must..... have..... another...... chip.....
OK, THIS IS THE REAL END! PROMISE
BUT WAIT!!!! THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE!! I HAVE TO GET 30 REVIEWS BEFORE I UPDATE!!! So you must review! You MUST, MUST, MUST, and HAVE TO!! Before I sick Masaya, Lynnia, and my pet bazooka after you!!!...no flames will be accepted.
Speaking of Masaya, he hasn't died yet! How could I miss such an important part of the story?!?!?! Let's get that over with now. How about quicksand? You don't like that idea? Well TOO BAD!!! Masaya is sinking in quicksand as we speak. HAHAHAHAHA!
REVIEW ALL YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE OR SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN! AND YOU WON'T FIND OUT UNTIL I UPDATE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OK, BYE NOW!