Amme: Finally, we got another chapter out!
Kish: Took you long enough.
Ichigo: Seven reviews over due.
Lynnia: I LOVE KK!
Ichigo and Kish: THAT'S NOT EVEN WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!
Amme: Were we?
Lynnia: I'm bored!
Amme: Then let's play a game!
Ichigo and Kish: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Lynnia: Ready...... Set......
Amme: Gong Yi Ton Pi!!!
Lynnia runs away from Amme and falls to the floor and starts blowing on a chess piece that happened to appear out of nowhere across the chess board that had also appeared out of said nowhere-ness. While she does that Amme starts climbing up a cactus that had all of its claws eaten off of it. Lynnia finishes blowing the chess board and runs over to a big rock that also appeared from the town of the Nowhere-ians. She picks up the rock and throws it at the ground, breaking it in half, right when Amme gets to the top of the cactus, covered in the claws of it that were secretly put on while Lynnia was running.
Lynnia: Ha! I win!
Amme: But I have the headphones. ((takes out set of headphones))
Lynnia: But the rock broke before you knew there was a word "headphones".
Amme snaps fingers.
Amme: Uh, uh, uh. It's not a Tuesday.
Lynnia: AW DANG!
Ichigo: I'd REALLY hate to disrupt this little game-fest, but WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?
Amme and Lynnia: ((ponders that a minute and three micro-seconds)) We don't know.
Kish: Go answer your reviews already!
Amme: Oh yeah!
Krysofdeath—OMG! The powerful-est of all powerful authoresses is DEAD!
Kish: YAY! I'm free!
Lynnia: Look! Signs of life! She's gonna make it! YAY!
Kish: Noooooo!
yugioh-fan88—How are we changing your reviews? You said you didn't care if we did the maze or not so we did! O.o Whatever.
Isuki—Wow! SMUSHED jelly beans! They're my favorite!
Anonymous—Wow, I'd never thought of that! Let's try it! ((Amme types something in her computer and Masaya shows up next to Lynnia.))
Lynnia: SICK-O PERVERTED IDIOT! ((Lynnia takes out pet bazooka Liza and shoots Masaya a lot.))
Amme: That didn't work out.... n.n
hm—Wait, I feel another Masaya poem coming on!
M Stands For Idiot:
Masaya is a moron,
No one knows what he's on,
Masaya is an idiot,
He's nothing but a worm.....iot.
Amme: Okay, let's not do that again.
Mew Purin—Purin can be that disturbing with her Tar-Tar! :D
Elfin Kagome—Wow! Hi Thatz! Hi Kagome!
Me and no one cares—Yeah, getting drunk is fun.....
SugarBerri—As I've said before, Kish WILL ALWAYS BE HAPPY!!!
Ichigo: I thought it was "loved".
Lynnia: Same thing, Haggy.
light and death angel—Hi Death Angel! Hi Light Angel. Yeah, Lynnia shares this account with me too. She's just also my pet human/psycho.
mint-loving-my-piekun—Sorry! Here, we'll give her some now! ((Gives Minto sake and she gets drunk too)) U.u
Runaway Kid (Rk)—I know I rock! HAVE A MASAYA PLUSHIE TO EAT!
CHAPTER FIVE: Kish Goes To Broadway
Kish had an idea to take Ichigo to Broadway. Here he is discussing it with Pai and Taruto.
"I'm going to ask Ichigo out!" Kish yelled happily.
"That's great." Pai said. "Where are you taking her?"
"I don't know. I heard about the place called Broadway that I might take her to."
Pai and Taruto fall onto the floor laughing their heads off while Kish stands there with a puzzled face of the disgruntled people on. And those people haven't been seen for years! The first of his kind! But anyways....
"What's so funny!?" Kish asked defensively.
"Do you know what Broadway is!?" Taruto asked between stifled laughs.
"It's all the way in New York. This is Tokyo. N-ew Y-or-k and T-oh-k-yo are two different things." Pai told Kish.
"Are you spelling out words for me!?" Kish shouted.
"Nothing gets passed you!" Pai congratulated.
"Well, I've always been attentive but HEY!" Kish shouted.... again.
"Do you know what Broadway IS?!" Taruto asked again, hoping his shortness would save the day again as he tried to squander the fighting between the two love-struck aliens. Ha ha, squander.....
"Uh, no." Kish swooned. "Hey? Why am I swooning? Wait, is Amme here!?"
Kish looks around the alien mothership for Amme, but she's not there. Little does he know she's stuck in the middle of the sistership! HAHAHA!
"Broadway is famous for its musicals." Pai said once they found Kish and held him down because he was going crazy trying to find the all-powerful-authoress before she found him.
"...... So?" Kish asked once he regained consciousness. (Don't ask. You'll still have what's left of your sanity that way.) He picked up the phone that was never there with his unusable psychic powers to call Ichigo's un-remember-able number.
"Hi, Ichigo?" Kish said. "Wanna go to Broadway tomorrow? I can teleport us there."
There was some incoherent mumbling as Amme's voice-over annoys Kish so much he can't hear Ichigo's reply.
"GO AWAY ALREADY! LEAVE ME ALONE!" Kish shouted at the ghost writer. There was some mumbling in the phone. "Oh, no, not you Ichigo honey. So, do you wanna go? Great. I'll pick you up and seven."
"Kish, what did you just do!?" Pai and Taruto asked pleadingly.
"I asked Ichigo to a Broadway Musical. So what!?" Kish said.
"Do you know what a musical is?" Taruto asked.
"Do I care?" Kish answered.
"That's where actors periodically dance about the stage and break into song." Pai explained VERY SLOWLY.
"................ Oh dear God." Kish admits. "I'll never survive!"
Suddenly Amme appears and blows raspberries at Kish. Then she disappears again.
"I'LL GET YOU SOMETIME, MOTO!" Kish threatens. He raises his fist and waves it around in the air. "Oh well. I guess I'll tolerate it."
Amme appears again and types something in the all-powerful computer (Praise the computer!) and Lynnia shows up next to Kish.
"Amme said I have to go too, KK!" She shouts. Then she starts skipping around the mothership singing "I HAVE A DATE WITH KK! I HAVE A DATE WITH KK!"
THE END!
((Amme is running from Kish))
Kish while running: I'll mace you good! ((takes out a mace and starts swinging around.)) Get back here!
Lynnia: Go get her KK! Run Amme, RUN!
Ichigo: Who are you rooting for anyways?
Lynnia: Whoever wins! DUH!
Ichigo: Whatever.
Amme: Lynnia, DO SOMETHING!
Lynnia shrugs and tackles Amme.
Lynnia: There! I did something!
Amme: Hey, you're sitting on my keys, you know that, right?
Lynnia gets up and Kish goes over to Amme and is about to mace her.
Amme: I have a spoon! Back away slowly, and you won't get hurt. ((Takes out spoon))
Kish: ((covers face and backs away)) No! The spoons! The spoons are evil!
Lynnia and Ichigo hiss at the cursed spoon.
Amme: I RULE ALL! Oh yeah, and since we have 43 reviews, we need.... um..... 55 reviews until we update. I know, so evil.
Lynnia: ((in a whispery voice)) Skittles, taste the rainbow.....
END