Amme: ((in the tune of some song by Eminem (You must worship him!))) Guess who's back?
Lynnia: Back again?
Ichigo: OH, NO!
Kish: THEY'RE BACK!?!?
Lynnia: Tell a friend!
((millions of people start whispering in each other's ears that the authoresses are back!))
Amme: I love a good song before my annual Kish-whack-'n'-laugh! 'n.n'
Amme hits Kish for lack of interest and then laughs out of boredom.
Reviews!
yugioh-fan88—You know, sometimes we forget why we're writing this!
Runaway Kid-RK—MY ICE CREAM!
Lynnia: I WANT IT! ((Amme and Lynnia fight for the ice cream, and Amme wins because she pulls out her spoon that she threw away in the last chapter.))
Kish: Can't you get your own ice cream!?
Lynnia: I DON'T WANT ICE CREAM THOUGH, KK! IT TASTES LIKE BONES AND BONES TASTE LIKE NERDS AND NERDS TASTE LIKE POPTARTS AND POPTARTS TASTE LIKE DIRT AND DIRT TASTES LIKE ICE CREAM!
Kish: Does that mean that everything eventually tastes like everything else?
Amme: That's impossible. STOP TALKING NONSENSE! ((hits Kish with personal rubber-baby-buggy-bumper from Sweden and they call it a Fwagile))
Kish: X.x
Mew Purin—Actually, we're making up our own Broadway musical and you won't know what it is until we decide to let you people read this fic chapter!
Krysofdeath—Our happy dance is the Electric Slide, as we point out in Therapy Trap! u.u
Kish: Nooooo! Keep Carl away from us!
Ichigo hisses constantly.
Amme: Another thing, Lynnia's been looking for that book! I told her to put the Patrol Spoons (P.S.) out earlier! Those pictures are pretty embarrassing....
Lynnia: I'll give you ANYTHING for that book back!
Azin Cutie—Lynnia killed another loyal fan.... sad.....
Isuki—What's "overlapping" goat? A goat that runs too much? Scary.....
Lynnia: Come to think of it, where IS Liza? LIZA! LIZA!
Kishismine—I don't think Lynnia could get any more random. She's not capable. Poor her.
Elfin Kagome—I LOVE CHOCOLATE!
SSFChance—Those are brilliant ways to kill Masaya! Let's try one now! ((Amme types something in her computer and Masaya is stuck in a lion's den full of lions that have been starved for the past 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years!))
The lions eat him instantly.
Masaya from in the stomach: HELP! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I'll DIE in here!
Amme: That's what we want!
person who controdicts—Though I think you spell it "contradicts". But anyway.... Who said we're using Cats? And the all-powerful-authoress has plenty of ideas for Broadway to make it very evil and funny.
Ringo-Crimson-Apple—Aweshum!
Amme: ((whispering up close to Ichigo so that it freaks her out)) Have you ever seen that house next door?
Ichigo jumps up and runs away out of fright.
Lynnia: I HATE THAT HOUSE! IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE FOR ANYONE TO BUY!
Kish: Why do you care?
Amme: ((runs up to the house that appeared out of nowhere)) You stupid big-shot rich person!
Lynnia: ((does same)) YEAH! YOU IDIOTIC BIG PIECE OF JUNK!
Kish: Who are you yelling at?
Amme and Lynnia: The person who doesn't live there! Of course!
Ichigo: I don't even want to know....
CHAPTER SIX: Fun In New York
Kish would have teleported to New York to see a Broadway special, but since Amme wanted to make this chapter funny she disconnected the teleportation and made them hi-jack a plane. And since they got to New York so late the Broadway they wanted to see was over so they had to see the late special: Barney and Friends. (((In Barney And Friends Tune))Do do do do do do do do do do do do do DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
And since Amme wanted so much MORE trouble for Ichigo and Kish she made all the taxis break down so they had to walk. And since Amme wanted this chapter to be funny she made Lynnia's feet hurt so Kish had to carry her and that made Ichigo jealous and Lynnia gloat! (Aren't I EVIL!?)
"Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination!" The kids sang. They were all sounding very gay and bi. They danced around the stage and were smiling.
"Tch." Kish said. "I can dance WAY better than that! Watch THIS!"
It was at this time that Amme let Kish teleport onto the stage so he could start dancing around the place like a maniac.
"Hello there!" Barney said like the lesbian blue dino-bone Amme made him into.
"WOULD YOU STOP IT AMME!?" Kish shouted to the air.
Never. (OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I'M SOOOOOO EVIL!)
"Hey, YOU! Get off the stage and come with us!" Said some cops that Amme decided to put in the story. They started chasing the poor Kish around the stage like a crummy British Comedy.
While that was happening, Ichigo was slowly sinking down into her chair. Lynnia crept up behind her and got right in her ear. And because Amme wanted this chapter to be weird, she made Ichigo not hear what Lynnia was doing. Lynnia suddenly whispered very creepily in her ear.
"My imaginary friends think you have serious problems."
Ichigo—being that catty thing she is—jumped up out of fright and screamed, "KISH! WE'RE LEAVING! WE HAVE TO TAKE THE THING WITH US TOO...."
"But I'm having fun!" Kish whined as he was attacking the cops with his ultimate booger-ball attack.
"DON'T MAKE ME TRANSFORM KISH!"
"Okay, okay, I'm coming!"
Then they went home so Amme had to end this chapter.
Or did she?.....
THE END!
Lynnia: YOU ENDED IT!?!?!?!? WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?
Amme: I had to quit then so we can ask KrysOfDeath that thingy, remember?
Lynnia: HECK NO!
Amme smacks Lynnia and she remembers.
Lynnia: OH YEAH!
Kish: Oh no, what are you asking thee all-powerful-authoress!?!?!? WHAT!?!?!?
Ichigo: Calm down!
Kish: OH SURE, YOU'RE CALM AFTER THAT DATE, BUT YOU EXPECT ME TO BE CALM FOR LIVING WITH HER!?!?
Lynnia: DON'T DISS THE AUTHORESS! We're sorry, Miss, his incompetence shall be dealt with.
Amme: Can we use you in the next chapter? Lynnia wants to get her book back the hard way. . ; I think it's really weird though.
Lynnia: 'n.n'
Amme: Let's see.... we have 61 friggin' reviews! GOOD GOSH! WE ONLY NEEDED 55! NOW WE'RE GOING TO TEST YOU PEOPLE AND WE WANT 77!! MWAHAHAHAHA! n.n
THE REAL END!