Hey everyone! This is Tasselhoff Burrfoot, your adorable host, with another episode of everybody's favorite show...

KRYNNISH IDOL!

Lets go check on the judges as usual...

Goldmoon: "I think Theros is finally back to normal, after dozing off during Crysania's song, he seems to be back to his old self."

Theros: "Omg! Who in the world would wear hot pink boxers? And what are they doing in my room!"

Goldmoon: "Somewhat back to normal anyway.."

(We now see a closed door marked with a wizards symbol, undoubtedly, this is Raistlin's room.)

(From inside)

Crysania: "Oh Raistlin! (giggles)

Tas: "Ummm, we are going to leave now, this show is pg-13, not R, and I don't want the authoress to sue me for showing obscene footage.."

Authoress: "they're still at it?"

Everyone: "Yep"

Authoress: "Sigh, time to bring out the bullhorn."

ALL JUDGES GET TO YOUR SEATS! THE SHOW IS STARTING! ANY JUDGE WHO DOES NOT IMEEEDIATELY SHOWUP, WILL BE PUT IN THE BACK ROOM WITH THE HORNY FEMALE GULLY DWARVES. COMPRENDE?

(All we see coming out of Raistlin's room, is a sort of 'cartoonish' whoosh of air, and before we know it, Raistlin is back in his spot at the judging booth.)

Tas: "Wow Raist, I didn't know you could understand Spanish!"

Raistlin: "The gully dwarves comment spoke for itself Kender."

Theros: "Eww! I can't believe the authoress abuses us this way!"

Goldmoon: "Actually, we are relatively lucky, you should see how she treats the contestants."

Tas: "Now, introducing tonights act, TANIS HALF-ELVEN! SINGING...

(Tanis walks out, soapbox in one hand, kleenex in the other.)

"Where have all the good men gone, and -

Authoress: "THAT'S THE WRONG SONG YOU IMBECILE!"

Tanis: "I'm sorry! I couldn't make up my mind..."

"Did you ever have to make up your mind?

Pick up one, and leave the other behind

It's not often easy, it's not often kind

Did you ever have to make up your mind?

Did you ever have to finally decide?

Say yes to one, and let the other one ride

There's so many changes, and tears you must hide

Did you ever have to finally decide?

On a screen behind Tanis, two huge posters of Kit and Laurana suddenly pop up from nowhere.)

Sometimes there's one with big green eyes, cute as a bunny

(Raistlin shudders in his seat)

with hair down to here, and plenty of money

And just when you think that she's the one in your world

Your heart gets stolen by some Dragonlord girl

Did you ever have to make up your mind?

Pick up one, and leave the other behind

It's not often easy, its not often kind,

Did you ever have to make up your mind?

Sometimes you really dig a girl, the moment you kiss her

And then you get distracted by your friend's older sister

When in walks her brother, and takes you a line

And says "you better go home until you make up your mind"

And then you bet that you'd better finally decide...

Did you ever have to finally decide,

Say yes to one, and let the other one ride,

There's so many changes, and tears you must hide!

Did you ever have to finally decide!"

Tanis: "Kit, Laurana, I LOVE YOU!"

Laurana: "But did you make up your mind?"

Tanis: "well, not exactly..."

Laurana: "Hiya!" (karate kicks Tanis in the nuts.)

Raistlin: "I actually am feeling sorry for the ignorant half-elf. He doesn't know how to treat women, the idiot. But, what am I saying! This is fun to watch..."

Goldmoon: "Ow, she just kicked him. KICK HIM AGAIN! YOU GO GIRL!"

Theros: "Hmm...what's this. (Picks up the authoress's Blue Coconut slushie.) 'Slurp'

ahh, that was deeeelicsious hic. Giggle, giggle"

Tas: "Well folks, I know that was short, but it was indeed a chapter, so REVIEW!"

EVERYONE: "DID YOU EVER HAVE TO FINALLY DECIDE!"

Raistlin: "The only decision these reviewers have to make, is whether or not they are going to review this piece of garbag-I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!"

Authoress: "Raistlin! Hold still! Um, yes, I don't own the song " Have you ever had to make up your mind" by Lovin Spoonful.

Raistlin! Stop struggling! Those Chinese finger torturers don't just come off when you pull!"

Tas: "hehe. REVIEW!"