Hey Everybody! This is Tasselhoff Burrfoot, your host returning for another long awaited episode of...
KRYNNISH IDOL!
You might be wondering why in fact we took to long to update, and well the author might say it was because she didn't get the chance, but us at Krynnish Idol know the true reason...and now, so will you!
The set has been undergoing strange paranormal occurrences...lights suddenly plummeting towards contestants...people in the audience being crazy glued to their seats...songs jumbled up...irate girlfriends beating up their boyfriends...chandelier's crashing into the mush pit...wait, heehaw sorry that's from phantom of the opera...but last but not least, and even more horrifying...SOMEONE HAS BEEN DRINKING ALL OF THE AUTHOR'S BLUE COCONUT SLUSHIES!
Authoress: "God Tas, you make it seem like I'm a Slushieholic."
Tas: "Well...aren't you?"
Authoress: "No Comment."
Tas: "Well, all that having been said, we are back and I'm about to treat you to a stealth mission, we are going to steal the staff of Magius! SHHHH!
Why? You may ask are we doing this, this suicidal undertaking? Because, our main spotlight broke and we have it all figured out how to replace it...hehehe..."
(CAMERA SHAKILY ZOOMS IN ON RAISTLIN'S DOOR)
Tas: (whispering) "Here we are... Raistlin's room..hehehe he won't know what hit him...lol...actually he will...there's the staff...if I can just pick it up and run..."
Raistlin: "Kender...? WTF! GIVE THAT BACK YOU bleep bleep IMBECILE!"
Tas: "Ahhh! Somebody save me!"
(Then suddenly, Raistlin is totally konked on the back of the head by none other than...)
Everyone: "CRYSANIA?"
Crysania: "Here, take the staff and hurry...though I'm perfectly happy to hit him again...after I caught him with that gully dwarf.."
Everyone: "TMI!"
Crysania: "J/K...hehe no, I'm just really sick of him having it turned on all night long, I mean come on! What would the conclave say if they knew Raistlin Majere used a nightlight! It's soooo immature."
Tas: "Well, (gesturing to the ceiling, where the staff of Magius hangs from a rope.) looks like we have our new spotlight folks! And just in time! Introducing our next contestant,
TIKA WAYLAN-MAJERE!
(Tika comes out on stage, wearing a bright red slinky sparkly dress and then sits down provocatively on top of a piano..)
Tika: "Play it in C minor.."
"Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream of what I need..
(Tika now gets up and starts dancing...think Fairy God mother in Shrek 2...lol)
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life!
(A movie screen in the back ground starts replaying scenes from The Chronicles...Caramon eating fried potatoes...Caramon banging two draconian's heads together...Caramon lifting Pig-faced William with one hand...Caramon carrying Tika over the threshold and then dropping her because he hit his head on the door post...mainly, Just Caramon...being kinda...stupid.)
Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet!
Raistlin: "Or just a incredibly dumb person who has big muscles."
Goldmoon: "You feeling better? The swelling on your head seems to have gone down."
(But Raist of course isn't paying attention..)
Raistlin: (Gazing with sympathy at his staff swinging above Tika's head)
'Just wait darling, I'll spring you loose as soon as my brother's barmaid shuts her trap, and then will never be parted again!'
Goldmoon: "It seems its just his pride hurting now...not his head."
Theros: "Raistlin honey, there's nothing wrong with having a nightlight! I have one, it's pink and has little purple bunnies on it wearing polka-dotted-
Raistlin!
Authoress: "WILL YOU SHUT UP! TIKA HASN'T EVEN FINISHED SINGING YET YOU TWITS!"
Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lighting splits the sea
I would swear that there's someone somewhere
Watching me
(Tika keeps on singing, oblivious to the turmoil in the judges stand, only seeing her sweet Caramon, restrained by a strait-jacket and about half a dozen gully dwarves.)
Through the wind and the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like a fire in my blood
I need a hero!
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero!
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be sure
And he's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life!
Larger than life."
Tika: "Caramon honey, that was for you! As soon as they finish doing your psychiatric evaluation we can go home and I'll make you some fried potatoes!"
Caramon: "Goody-goody Gumdrops!"
Raistlin: "Good god.."
Goldmoon: "What have they been giving him to drink?"
Random Gully Dwarf: "Bloo coconuts slshhhhhhheeeee! Yummy yummy!"
Everyone: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Tas: "Until next time!"
Authoress: "Thanks to all my reviewers!
I'm gonna try and list everybody lol let's see if I get'em all...
Kyra Skye-Glad you think it's cool, more to come! Hope you like.
Kirbyssbm-I will keep on trying w/ the songs, thanks for reviewing!
Mrs.Chipmunk -Thanks, I will continue glad you like.
Raablyn & Atled Willy-lol, I had to use the pink undies, I mean what would horrify a black robe mage more than pink underwear? Muwahaha.
Cynical-Dragon-Thanks, lol happy to make you laugh.
Dal Argent-I didn't mean to imply Tanis was gay...just indecisive...lol guess it's how you look it.
Lost-In-Inuyasha-Glad you like, and when to vote will be announced, not yet though.
Dalamar Nightson-I love halfbreed, but I was too lazy to convert the lyrics to fit and I didn't have time...but I love that song. Has some really impossible vocals...I mean how does she drag it out that long? but that just makes it cooler.
Guan-Thanks for your reviews. Glad you like the song choice.
Lisa-Blushes not brilliant, but I'm glad you enjoyed.
Gwyn of Mirkwood lol guess who? I'm glad you like my story, I'll email ya laterz.
Kianra17-Thanks!
99centAkubra-Chaos is coming...don't worry.
Chickens-Glad you like.
Anonymous Person-Thanks for your reviews, and I'll keep on going.
Cobra1984- Taky? Not sure...it would be fun to think up a totally evil song for her...lol thanks for the suggestion.
Lazy.Kender-Thanks for your reviews.
HaloEver- hehe, that was a lovely comment I've never been called Demented before...hehe watch out Takhisis..I'm in town.
Thanks again everyone!
ChildlikeEmpress