Welcome Back everyone! For the Krynnish Idol Finale/Reunion!

This is your esteemed, divine, sublime, totally cool-

Authoress: "TAS!"

Tas: "Host! Now, lets see, Kitiara couldn't make it because of some "I've slept with 100 Guys Anonymous" meeting so she and Skie won't be here, and of course after Miranda's last visit she doesn't dare show her face...muahaha! So, minus them, everyone's here!"

Authoress: "Well, the votes have been counted. We defineatly have a first place winner. Also, a second place."

Raistlin: "You don't sound to excited. What's the problem?"

Authoress: "uh...when I announce the winner, you are going to go berserk."

Raistlin: "I'm Krynn's most powerful mage! I don't go berserk!"

Authoress: "You will this time. So, I'm telling you now, the vote was NOT FIXED!"

Raistlin: "Fine! Fine! Now can we get on with this stupid reunion party so you can announce the winners!"

Theros: "I was just re watching last week's episode, and you were soo pathetic Goldmoon!"

Goldmoon: "Wha?"

Theros: "That song I was listening too, after I swiped your earphones. It was called "Don't Phunk with my HEART!"

Goldmoon: "What did I call it?"

Theros: "Don't Phunk my love! Everyone is going to think that you are an idiot and not up on today's latest Blackeyed Peas songs!"

Goldmoon: "Omg! It was a mind lapse! A mind lapse I'm telling you!"

Raistlin: "That's just your senility coming out."

Goldmoon: "My what!"

Raistlin: "Senility, as in Senile. Your not getting any older Goldmoon..."

WHACK!

Goldmoon: "Well at least my hair's not WHITE!"

Raistlin: Owie!

(MEANWHILE BACKSTAGE)

Ring!

Ring!

Ring!

Authoress: "Somebody get the phone!"

Caramon: "I'll get it! Hello, Betsy's whorehouse Tillie speaking! Oh...um hi Tika..."

Raistlin: "You'd think that after being married as long as he has, and watching her with that frying pan that he would learn and get smart! But nooo...not my idiot twin."

Authoress: "Can I count on you singing Raistlin?"

Raistlin: "What!"

Authoress: "Quite a few people in the beginning hoped you would sing, and besides this is your chance to show Dalamar up!"

Raistlin: "Where is my indolent apprentice anyway?"

Authoress: "What is this! Use big words day! Oh, Dally is over by the punch table."

Raistlin: "Dally?"

Authoress: "hehe...inside joke!"

Raistlin:...

Authoress: "You know! Dalamar, is "Dallying" by the punch table! Get it? Haha. Ha. Sigh. My humor is lost on this mage."

(MEANWHILE BY THE PUNCH TABLE)

Dalamar: "Dark lady will never turn a card up anymore..."

Crysania: "I love that song! How come you didn't sing it at competition?"

Dalamar: "There were already several oldies songs, I felt I had to do modern pop culture a favor by singing something that wasn't already twenty years old."

Crysania: "oh."

(AT THE END OF THE PUNCH TABLE, IN A STRAITJACKET)

Bupu: "PRETTY MAN! PRETTY MAN! ME LEARNED MY FIRST MULTI-MULTIPL–MULTICATION TABLE!"

Fizban: "Where is my hat?"

Tanis: "Over here Fizban, under that intoxicated gully dwarf."

Fizban: "Thank you! Oh, by the way young man. Did you ever finally decide?"

Tanis: "WILL PEOPLE STOP ASKING ME THAT!"

Fizban: "Touchy young man."

Authoress: "Tas! TAS!"

Tas: "Coming!"

Tas: "Um I'm here to announce the winners."

Authoress: "No you idiot! You're here to refill the bowl of cornchips!"

Tas: "Phew! Thank God!"

Authoress: "Um I'm here to announce, the winners of Krynnish Idol. And to tell you that the voting was NOT FIXED! Thank you for all of your votes reviewers, they were much appreciated.

And now, because the majority has spoken, they will be honored.

Grand Prize Winner of Krynnish Idol is...

DALAMAR ARGENT!

Fangirls: "YEA DALAMAR!"

Dalamar: "why, I'm flattered ladies, that you though so much of me!"

Raistlin: "THIS VOTE WAS SOOOO DAMN FIXED! IT WAS FIXED! FIXED I TELL YOU! FIXED!"

Authoress: "Raistlin..."

Raistlin: "This is no better than that American Idol! The wrong people always win! It wouldn't surprise me if one of our judges was having an affair with a contestant!"

(SOMEWHERE BACKSTAGE IN A CLOSET)

Theros: "Omg! You don't think he meant us Tanis. Tanis?"

Tanis: THUMP.

Theros: "Omg! Omg! Someone get an ambulance! Smelling salts! Something!"

MEANWHILE

Authoress: "Raistlin! Don't make me get out the tranquilizers!"

Raistlin: "eep! Yes ma'am."

Authoress: "As I was saying Dalamar, you not only win a record contract with Gnome Homie Records, 100,000 steel and a trip to Hawaii with the companion of your choice!"

Dalamar: "This is all so, magical! I've never one anything before in my whole life! And my shalafi is always putting me down, crushing my dreams, I never thought I had a chance, I never thought I could be someone! SOMEONE!"

Fangirls: "Awww!"

Raistlin: "Don't look at me like that! NONE OF YOU! DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!"

Authoress: Second Prize goes to Bupu! Bupu, you not only win a free twelve month subscription to Mage of the Month, you also win a Dumpster full of Dead Rats!"

(Dead rats now fall from the sealing attached to balloons, and Bupu can be seen dancing amidst them)

Bupu: "Yea! Me Richer Than High Bulp! Now pretty man will marry me! I have all these magic Rats!

Raistlin: "There you go! Encourage the little brat! And all of her sociopath stalker tendencies while your at it!"

Authoress: "It's been wonderful meeting all of you, reading your reviews and making you laugh. But all good things must come to an end. So, as we leave you now, I'm going to have Raistlin sing a song."

Raistlin: "Why that one? Okay.. Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala Sing! Sing a song! Don't worry if it's not good enough, for anyone else to hear, sing! Sing a song-

Authoress: "NO YOU IDIOT! I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU THE NAME YET!"

Raistlin: "So I just sang a sesame street song for nothing?"

Authoress: "YES!"

(The Band starts playing)

Raistlin: "Oh, that one. Good, this shows how well you know me."

"A Winters Day

In a deep and dark December;

I am alone,

Gazing from my window to the streets below

On a freshly fallen silent shroud of snow.

I am a rock,

I am an Island.

I've built walls

A fortress deep and mighty,

That none may penetrate.

I have no need for friendship; friendship causes pain.

It's laughter and it's loving I disdain.

I am a rock,

I am an Island.

Don't talk of love,

But I've heard the words before;

It's sleeping in my memory.

I won't disturb the slumber of feelings that have died.

If I never loved I never would have cried.

I am a rock,

I am an Island.

I have my books

And my magic to protect me;

I am shielded in my armor,

Hiding in my room, safe within my womb.

I touch no one and no one touches me.

I am a rock,

I am an Island.

And a rock feels no pain.

And an Island never cries.

Raistlin fans: "Sob! Sniff! CRY!"

Authoress: " I thought that was perfect for you."

Raistlin: "Well, you were right as usual."

Authoress: "What? The most powerful Mage on Krynn is saying that I'm usually right about things?

Okay buddy, where's Raistlin and what did you do with him?"

Raistlin: "He's right here. Waiting to kiss you."

Authoress: "I couldn't have thought of a better ending, sides this is fiction so sure as hell I'm going to kiss him!"

THE END.

(Meanwhile Backstage)

"Everybody's doing this brand new dance now! Come on baby, do the locomotive! It's got a lotta rhythm and a lot of soul , so come on come on dooo the locomotive with me!"

And All was right, in the world of Krynnish Idol.

Disclaimer: "I don't own any of the songs that have been sung, any of the characters excepting me, except I'm not a character...lol Dragonlance is owned by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman. The songs I've used belong to Pat Benatar, Disney, Eiffel 65, Simon & Garfunkel, Lovin' Spoonful, Nancy Sinatra, Herman's Hermits, and I don't remember who did "Locomotive" or "I'm too Sexy"That having been disclaimed, I'd like to thank all of my reviewers. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

Thanks a million gazillion. And you had better review this time as well, because if you don't, Raistlin will turn you into toads. (Unless you prefer crickets.)