Degrassi Chapter Two

            Although Craig likes Emma, Craig can't go out with Emma, she always has to be right.  I don't know why he can't ask Liberty out.  Liberty is mad hot.  Yeah, maybe if she stopped trying to show how much smarter she is than everybody else.  Now Manny, she's smart and sweet.  Well, maybe Toby could ask her out.  Toby's gotten like, super cute.  Toby really needs to grow a backbone and ask someone out.  Anyone!  Meanwhile, a horrifying drama unfolds as some girl has the life or death decision to wear the butterfly clips or not to wear them.

            Da duh da duh da.  Commercial time!!!  I know that this girl with the butterfly clip's life is on hold, but we need to find out about how some kids doooouhg sometoooimes cheers her up, and how a wonderfully girl with an overbite the size of Texas gets along with her brother.  But before this fascinating endeavor ends, let's take into consideration whether or not those people are getting back together again.  There's only one answer to this question.  "Absoowluuuuuuuuuutelllllllllllllllllllly nouwwwt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

            Also, do you think it's Eve, or es da howel wuld gown mayud?  Also since I'm sure you've been tensely awaiting this one question all day, I'll give you the answer right now before you go crazy waiting.  JUSTIN SHAVED HIS LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            But you can't blame Justin for that, because he did it so he could swim faster!  The pros all do it!  Naw, man.  Justin's right.  Some swimmers do shave their legs.  LIKE his seeeuster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            To be continued whether you hate me to the point that you have thrown darts at my name, flamed me, hated me, tried to throw rocks at your computer, or not.  If that's what you did, it's your own choice, soJ until next time!