Yes, Krynnish Idol is over, Kaput, Fin, Owari.
But its only over for me, I give my blessing and pass the torch to anyone who would like to write their own version.
I really didn't own anything except my title, myself, and my Blue Coconut Slushie.
(Ok! Ok! Sonic owns the Blue Coconut Slushie! But I buy it from them all the time so I should own it. I should. I should..)
And now, without further ado, here's a lil gift for my reviewers.
Meanwhile, in the tower of High Sorcery in Palanthas...
A scream is heard.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And the Sorcerer's Apprentice is loudly awakened.
Dalamar: "Shalafi? Shalafi? Are you alright? What's wrong? Did your nightlight malfunction again?"
Raistlin: "Shut up you idiot! No, my nightlight is fine! But I just had the most awful dream!"
Dalamar: "A dream Shalafi?"
Raistlin: "It was the most horrible terrible most disturbing dream ever! Not a dream, no a NIGHTMARE!"
Dalamar: "But you've had those before.."
Raistlin: "Not like this one! We were all on a TV show! Called something...Idol...and My siblings were there! It was like the Adams family Reunion only everyone is trying to sleep with someone!
And then! Tas was the host! My brother strip teased in front of tons of girls! And Kit and Skie squished some pedestrians...and I was married to Crysania, and then I took a girl out for ice cream! What is ice cream? And th-
Dalamar: "Shala-
Raistlin: "And then everyone found out that I used a nightlight! And Bupu, that gully dwarf I told you about, she was trying to kiss me! And then you sang a song telling everyone how much I use and abuse you-
Dalamar: "But you do Shala-
Raistlin: "But that wasn't the worst thing! The worst thing is that you won the stupid contest! YOU WON! I SHOULD HAVE WON! I SHOULD HAVE WON!"
Dalamar: "There ,there, Shalafi, don't worry it was all a bad dream."
Raistlin: "I know, I know. But guess what else! I actually, willingly, made overtures of love to a female! And the dream ended with me telling her I'd kiss her, thank Nuitari I woke up!"
Dalamar: "You just go back to sleep, okay? Everything's alright."
Raistlin: "Alright.."
Silence again reigned in Palanthas.
But while his master slept, a certain "Hot" Elven apprentice could be seen, packing several suitcases. Two tickets to Hawaii stuck in the pocket of his robes.
Dalamar: "What Shalafi doesn't know, won't hurt him. Or will it?"
"Dark lady laughed and danced and lit the candles one by one... she danced to her gypsy music till her brew was done."
The End
Fin
Kaput
Owari!
OVER!
DONE!
END ALREADY!