A Really Awful Parody Of Degrassi

by karmakaze

If you really love the show, and will blow up if anyone makes fun of the characters, don't read this!!!! If you do, and you want to flame me for defacement of Degrassi Characters, have fun, but don't blame me for it:)

3. Behind the Scenes

                                                Degrassi, Chapter Three

            The N has become well aware that no one is really interested in actually sitting there and actually watching the shows, so Daria, Degrassi, 24-Seven, and Being Eve will be interrupted for a special full hour of commercials.  Oh, by the way, don't groan.  This is REAL LIFE NOW!!!!!!!!  Did that change your opinion???  I thought so.

            Now, the N is going to go to schools around the globe, and find twenty of the ugliest, geekiest, most annoying teenagers alive so that they won't make you feel bad about your own looks.

            Let's take a behind the scenes look at a day in the lives of commercial extras.

            Boy with potato sack on head sits down at the table next to fish girl, who might eat him if he doesn't show any indication of being alive in the next two minutes.  "So, you've ever been out on a date, you is lookin' real pretty duday, all right gal?"

            Obviously the potato sack is stopping brainwaves from traveling to this guy's head, but let's go on.  "Nah," she says.  "I go out with my doouhoouug sometooooimes, but you just aint as speeeeeuchul."

            "Well," a squeaky-voiced guy with a neck longer than the Nile River said, "I don't see the problem, Olga.  I mean; he was sincere about it, so it didn't sound like something stupid.  What's the matter?"

            "Are yuh gunna eeeeyut thayut?" she asks, grabbing his school notebook and wolfing it down.

            "Well, you know, me not being like, macho, or anything, I'd just not eat his binder," a girl with braces said.

            "Well, I kinda would have," another girl said, "Cuz I'm pretty upfront like that, you know."

            "Well, since she was sincere about eating my binder, it didn't look stupid, so I'm not angry or anything," the giraffe boy said.

            The girl let out an uproaring burp, and his favorite pencil came out.  "Do you think she should have eaten his binder?" the only halfway decent kid there asked.

            "Ahum not answering, HEEEE HEEEE HEEEE, ahum not answering, HUH HUH HEEEUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" a compulsive boy who needs serious medication.

            Can you relate?  This really is just like real life, isn't it?