Arranged Disaster
Ok, that you for the nice reviews everyone! My dad didn't let me on the computer, that's why I updated so late! SO SORRY! Anyways… it's up…
Chapter 3: Monday: Broken"Arrêt! Tim!" A woman yelled, chasing after a man
"Ce qui?" the man asked.
"Tim…" the woman said, "Je…je…. J'AMIE VOUS! Beaucoup….j'aime vous…"
The man stood there confused.
"Melanie…" the man said, "Je t'aime…aussi…."
"What the crap are you watching, woman?" a deep voice asked from behind.
"ACK!" Tenten screamed, "Neji! Don't just come up on me like that!"
"Are they speaking in Hawaiian or something?" Neji asked "TIM! J'AIME VOUS BEAUCOUP!"
"Shut up Neji. I just like watching this series, it's really good," Tenten said, "And it's in French, not Hawaiian. Baka."
"Melanie… Je t'aime aussi!" Neji said imitating their voices. Then he started laughing. And then Tenten threw the remote at his face. Then it wasn't all that funny.
"Why don't you go make yourself useful and clean up the bathroom or something," Tenten said, continuing to watch her show.
"The bathroom?" Neji asked, "The one that YOU used? I pass… I'd rather clean up your garbage can…"
"Go help yourself," Tenten said, pointing to her dirty garbage can.
"Ok, I pass that too," Neji said, scooting away from the garbage.
"Aren't we supposed to meet Gai and Lee at the ramen place?" Neji reminded Tenten.
"Yeah," Tenten said, turning off her TV.
"Then lets go," Neji said, heading out the doorway.
"Ok" Tenten followed Neji.
"Don't follow me, or else people will think we're bf gf."
"Don't be so immature, Neji, we're getting married in 2 weeks."
"But…. It's still weird… me….with you… people will think that I would have a much more prettier girl friend!"
"Oh! I get it! Well… everyone will think that I would have a much more smarter boy friend!"
"Ok, just stop it Tenten. When you argue with me, it doesn't sound right. Seriously. You can't argue good."
"ARGH! You hate everything about me!"
Tenten threw a pillow from the couch at Neji's face. Then Neji threw it back.
Tenten used the pillow that Neji threw at her and tackled him with it. Then Neji grabbed a pillow and all of a sudden it became some sort of pillow fight. And somehow, it got on the floor.
Lee and Gai suddenly walked into Tenten's house, and were totally shocked to see what Neji and Tenten were doing.
"Wow, I didn't know you guys got along so quickly!" Lee said, smirking a little.
"Remember Tenten, no babies until you're 21!" Gai said.
"What are you talking about?" Tenten asked. Then see realized that she was on top of Neji, with a pillow, and Neji was on the ground and… you get the picture.
Tenten jumped off of Neji and Neji got up.
"WHAT THE CRAP WE'RE YOU DOING TO ME, TENTEN!" Neji said, acting like he just realized what happened.
"Oh god, the mental image is stuck!" Tenten cried as she tried to get it out of her head.
"Woo hoo!" Lee said, patting Neji's back, "Nice one, Neji! Try it on the bed next time!"
"Now Lee, don't encourage them," Gai said, "Sex free is the way to be!"
Everyone just starred at Gai, thinking "oh god"
"No wonder he has no wife," Neji said to Lee.
"That was just…. disturbing," Tenten said, backing away from Gai.
"So!" Gai said, "The mission is only for the female members of the team ONLY. This means Tenten!"
"Ok then," Tenten said, "So what's the mission?"
"Go to the ramen bar and they'll tell you from there," Gai explained.
"Ok then," Tenten said, walking out of the house, "What's Neji and Lee gonna do?"
"Oh, they'll be with me!" Gai said.
"Ok…" Tenten had a feeling she couldn't trust Gai. Oh well, Tenten continued to walk out of the door and shut it.
"Phew, she's gone," Gai said, sitting on her couch.
"Ok guys, free time."
"Are you serious, Gai-sensei?" Lee asked, "You're really giving us free time? That's so awesome!"
"So what do you want to do?" Neji asked Lee.
"Let's go mess up Tenten's room!"
"Huh? Isn't that a little… bad? Won't we get in trouble?"
"Neji Neji Neji… you have a lot to learn. Come with me."
Lee went into Tenten's room and Neji followed him. Once Lee entered Tenten's room, he started messing around with her bed.
"Lee, you should get out of there," Neji said, "You're acting immature."
"You're sounding like Tenten now," Lee said, laying on the bed, "Live a little damn it!"
Lee headed for Tenten's closet and looked through her dresses, then saw something he wasn't supposed to see.
"Neji! Take a look at this!" Lee said, pointing at something in Tenten's closet.
"No," Neji said, watching Lee destroy Tenten's room.
"Seriously! Come look!" Lee said. Then he took out the thing he was pointing at.
Neji's eyes widened.
"Whoa…," Neji said, "What is that?"
"I don't know," Lee said, poking at it.
"I think it's a bra," Neji said, blushing a little.
"Of coruse!" Lee said, "It's a bra! Whoa… it's really big…"
"Lee, try not to get those thoughts in my head…" Neji said.
"Do you really think Tenten's…. you know… are…. Big…?"
"Oh god, Lee! I can't believe you're even thinking about that! You're some sort of pervert!"
"He he he…. I'd really like to see them…" Lee said. Neji only hit Lee upside his head.
"We should get out of here," Neji said, heading out of Tenten's room.
Lee only looked around Tenten's room more, and found a box. What'd he do with them? He opened it.
"Holy crap!" Lee said, "Neji! There's a whole lot more here!"
"Oh my god!" Neji said as he looked inside of the box.
"Theres so many…" Lee said, looking at them as if it was treasure.
"Ok, I'm done here," Neji said walking away.
"You know you want to try one on, Neji… you'll look more feminine!"
Neji only twitched and walked away to the living room.
"Hey! I found another box!" Lee said, opening the box, "Hey! These aren't bras… it's just some kind of wooden thingy… oh well…"
Then Neji heard something being thrown. He ran back to Tenten's room, hoping Lee didn't totally mess up Tenten's room.
"LEE YOU BAKA!" Neji said once he saw what Lee had thrown. It was Tenten's violin, and it was broken.
"What? It's not like it's anything important," Lee said, as he looked through more of Tenten's stuff.
"IDIOT!" Neji said, strangling Lee's neck.
"That's Tenten's violin!" Neji yelled at Lee, "She's having a solo next week and you totally destroyed her violin! BAKA!"
"What?" Lee asked clueless, "Tenten plays the violin? And she's having a solo! Why doesn't anyone tell me these things!"
Before Neji could beat up Lee, he could hear the front door open.
"Hey guys, I'm back," Tenten said walking in.
"Holy crap! It's Tenten!" Neji said. Lee and Neji quickly cleaned up her room and hid her broken violin under her bed and quickly walked into the living room, acting like nothing happened.
"Hi Tenten," Lee said as he waved his hand, "Why are you back so soon?"
"It turned out the mission was to do gardening projects," Tenten said, "We weren't getting paid, so I decided to come back home."
"Well, what a mess," Neji said, trying to catch his breath after cleaning Tenten's room.
"Yes, it was a mess…" Tenten said, "Well, Lee and Gai! You can leave now! I'm going to my room to practice my violin!"
"NO!" Neji and Lee said in unison.
"Um…well," Neji started, "I know when you start practicing on your violin, you play for a really long time, so…I just wanted to… umm… stop you from playing on the violin so we can go on a date since we're getting married next week!"
Tenten just stood there, her eyes were starting to widen.
"Are you serious?" Tenten asked, "Is this some sort of joke?"
"No! Come on, lets get ready to go!" Neji said as he grabbed his wallet.
Lee dropped his mouth, but realized that Neji was only trying to avoid Tenten from going into her room.
"This is so sudden Neji," Tenten said, "Are you sure you're not pulling some prank?"
"Why would I pull such a dirty prank?" Neji said, "You are my fiancée, right?"
Tenten had no choice but to trust him.
"Just wait for me out side," Neji said, "I'll be out in a minute." Tenten walked out, and Neji went towards Lee.
"Buy her a new violin by the end of this day, or Ill KILL you," Neji whispered into Lee's ear.
Lee took the threat and walked out of the house with Neji, then headed towards the music store.
"So, where are we going Neji?" Tenten asked Neji.
"Ummm… there's a carnival today," Neji started, "Want to go?"
"Sure," Tenten said.
"He's trying to pull a trick on me! I know it!" Tenten thought as she walked beside Neji.
What were the possible tricks Neji could have done?
1.A re-do of what happened 8 years ago
2.A spider trick
3.He will "accidentally" make her fall off a bridge
4.When doing bumper cars, he can ask the bumper car manager to blow up her car
5.Ask someone to kidnap her and Neji will act "helpless"
6.Another re-do of what happened 8 years ago
"Yup, but Neji doesn't seem like that kind of person…" Tenten thought.
"Ok, I'll buy the tickets," Neji said once they were at the carnival. He went to the ticket booth and Tenten just waited by a tree.
While Neji was in line and Tenten wasn't looking, Neji took out his cell phone and called Lee.
"Did you buy a violin for her yet?" Neji asked Lee on the phone.
"Well," Lee started, "They ran out of violins, so I had to order it. It's gonna come at my house tomorrow at 9:00 am. Around 9:30, I'll sneak it into Tenten's room. But don't let her into her room until 10, just to be safe. She'll probably look for her violin if she's in her room."
"Ok, that's fine," Neji said, "I'm at the carnival with Tenten, so I should go now."
Neji hung up the phone.
Tenten noticed Neji on the phone and thought "He's probably thinking of a plan with Lee to get at me! That bitch! I shouldn't have gone on this date!"
"Hey, I've got the tickets," Neji said, "Ready to go?"
Tenten nodded and they both went into the carnival.
End of Chapter
Ok, I'll continue this in the next chapter. If I made this last the whole chapter, then it probably would have stunk :P I'll leave you in suspense until tomorrow. You know what? I might add the chapter today for not updating yesterday TT. So…just expect it soon! (Neji has a cell phone XD).
Yes, I play the violin and I can speak (a little) French. Is that a little too obvious?