Twisted Love

Chapter 17: New Moon

"Christmas Shopping!"

"Oi, watch the ears damnit!" InuYasha yelled back as the girls jumped around the living room. He flattend his ears against his head, a scowl placed on his face. "Stupid wench"

"InuYasha, don't be a spoiled sport, you're coming with us to" Kagome smiled, flickering her eyelashes at him.

"Alright" InuYasha's eyes shot open as he sat up, thinking around what he had just said. "Oi!"

"InuYasha, I can't believe you've been-" Bryant laughed.

"Don't fucking say it!"

"Fine, I won't say it. C'mon, admit it though, she has you wrapped around her finger..." Bryant laughed, Miroku snickered.

"I hate you all, you know that"

"Yes, InuYasha, we hate you to" Serenity smiled, biteing a piece of her toast.

"Feh, I don't do everything she says. I ain't no puppy!" InuYasha bellowed.

"Right" Amy rolled her eyes. She flickered her eyelashes, putting her hand together. "You're coming with us to, InuYasha"

"Oi! Amy, you little bitch!"

"Yet, you still love me" Amy pulled on his ear. "You know you love me"

"Feh" InuYasha snorted. Sango groaned, opening her eyes. She sat up and rubbed her head.

"Keep it down! My head is about to kill me!"

"Serves you right" Elizabeth said. "You drank like hell last night"

"And you scarred Bryant" Amy laughed.

"Eh?" Sango looked over at Bryant, who's face was red. Everyone laughed.

"Bryant" Miroku snickered. "I officially dub your face color to be the new record"

"Fuck you" Bryant threw a pillow at Miroku. It hit his face.

"Now, now, no need for violence"

"What did I do?" Sango asked.

"Nothin much' Sango" Amy said.

"Except to ask Bryant for bed..Nothing to big, right?" Elizabeth stuffed her mouth with bacon. Sango's eyes went wide, her face lit up in flames.

"I'm sorry" Sango mumbled. Bryant nodded.

"It's okay, no harm done"

"Aww, man" Sango covered her hot face. "I think I'm gonna change"

"You go do that Sango!" Kagome said.

"I will, and I'll get some Tylenol on the way to" Sango grabbed her bag and ran towards the bathroom.

"Wow, you people are evil" InuYasha said. "Poor Sango"

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"Hey, InuYasha!" Elizabeth yelled. InuYasha turned around, but was met with a snowball that hit his face.

"Damnit!"

"Haha!" Elizabeth laughed. "I thought your doggy ears would hear the snowball"

"Evil" Bryant passed by her. He felt a snowball hit the back of his head. "You little-"

Elizabeth couldn't be seen. Another snowball hit Bryant. "Where the hell are you?"

"Sorry, didn't I tell you?" Elizabeth was behind him. "I'm a sorceress"

"Whatever" Bryant grumbled and walked over to Miroku.

"Let's go, we've got some major shopping to do!" Kagome yelled. InuYasha opened the door to his car, Kagome got in to the passenger seat. Amy, Miroku, and Bryant got in the back seats. Sesshomaru got in to his own car, Rin in the passenger seat. Sango, Serenity, and Elizabeth sat in the back. Souta had gone to a friend's house earlier that day.

"So, anyone brought something to listen to?" InuYasha regretted the words that came out of his mouth. Amy shrieked in delight.

"I did, I did!" She yelled. "I brought Collision Course!"

"...Amy"

"Here, put it on, put it on!" Amy handed the CD to Kagome, who placed it inside the CD player in the car. Amy leaned forward, turing up the volume when the song began to play.

"Yeah, baby!" Amy threw her arms up in the air. She hit Bryant and Miroku who were on either side of her.

"Ow, Amy" Miroku rubbed his head. Amy sang along with the music. Her left arm hit Bryant's face, making his groan.

"Godamnit, Amy!" Bryant rubbed his abused nose. Amy stopped and looked at Bryant.

"Sorry, dude" Amy snickered and continued to sing. Miroku looked out the window, getting hit a few tmes by the happy Amy.

"Amy!"

"Sorry, Bryant!"

"Ow!"

"Sorry!"

Miroku rubbed his cheek. Bryant leaned away from her as physically possible without opening the door and falling out. "Please, tell me we're almost there?"

"Yeah, almost" InuYasha answered.

"Thank you, Lord!" Bryant yelled, Amy's hand hitting his stomach. "Amy!"

"Gomen-nasai!"

Bryant grabbed her left arm, Miroku grabbed her right arm. "No more, Amy. You're going to kill us"

"InuYasha, turn off the music" Miroku said.

"NO!"

Kagome pressed the stop button. "NOO!" InuYasha flattend his ears against his head.

"Shut up Amy!"

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"Fucking shit" InuYasha mumbled and slammed the bedroom door shut. His silvery locks turned jet black, his golden pools turned violet. His dog ears dissapeared, replaced by normal human ears. His fangs dissapeared, his claws were gone, replaced by normal human nails. He felt his youkai strength dissapear.

"InuYasha" Kagome came in to the room. "Don't hide yourself"

"I hate this body, I feel so fucking useless" InuYasha growled and sat down on the bed. Kagome sat next to him.

"You're not useless" Kagome brushed his bangs from his face.

"Feh"

Kagome sighed and leaned her head against his shoulder. "Amy, Bryant, and Miroku are still downstairs"'

"Feh"

"Come back down, we all know. No one will treat you differently"

"...Feh" InuYasha growled, but let Kagome lead him downstairs again. 'Serenity, you must feel so gaddamned weak right now.'

"Hey, what's wrong with her?" Amy asked. "She looks like she's just lost like fifteen pounds."

Serenity's face was pale and true enough, she was much thinner. InuYasha winced. He hated to see his sister suffer because he did.

"I'm human" InuYasha grumbled. "She's weaker when I'm human, her energy leaves her, including her weight"

Serenity sat up, holding her stomach. "...InuYasha"

Bryant took her and placed her on the couch, settling a blanket over her body. "Let her sleep, she needs it"

InuYasha nodded in approval. 'Stupid human body...I feel so damn weak!'