Twisted Love

Chapter 28: Babysitting

"Make her stop!"

Kagome sighed, bouncing Ayame lightly in her arms, cradeling her against her chest. She sent her mate a glare, narrowing her eyes at him. InuYasha growled, the girl haden't stopped crying since she woke up. It was only day one out of fourteen days. 3:30a.m Kagome paced back and forth through their room, InuYasha sat against the bedroom door, growling and flattening his ears. Kagome hummed softly, Ayame continued crying. InuYasha grabbed a pillow and held it tightly, digging his claws in to it. The feather started to fly out.

"InuYasha!"

"What?"

"You ruined a perfectly good pillow"

"I wouldn't have if you'd make that annyoing brat stop crying!" InuYasha growled. He groaned and hit his head aainst the door. Kagome sighed and continued rocking the infant. She grabbed a bottle, and fed it to Ayame. She drank from it, staying quiet.

"Thank god!" InuYasha threw his hands up, smiling widely. "Finally!"

Kagome took the bottle away once Ayame once done. She set it down and three seconds later, Ayame's howl echoed through the house. InuYasha groaned.

"I didn't think such a small litle thing could make so much noise!"

Kagome sang softly, rocking Ayame. The youkai child finally snuggled against Kagome's chest, wrapping her small fingers around her pajama top. Kagome sighed softly, smiling.

"I think she's asleep," Kagome whispered, InuYasha's ears twitched.

"Feh, thank every lord out there" InuYasha stood up, taking Ayame from Kagome's arms and leaving the room to settle Ayame into her crib. Kagome collapsed on the bed, yawning loudly. She looked at the digital clock.

5:54a.m

Kagome groaned and pulled back the covers again, sliding in to the bed. InuYasha came back in, settling himself next to her. Kagome snuggled against him, closing her eyes. They both were asleep in minutes.

"Fuck!" InuYasha rolled off the bed. He fell, dragging the covers and Kagome on top of him. Kagome gasped and shot up.

"Wh-What happend?" Kagome rubbed her eyes. Ayame's scream soon reached her ears. Kagome gasped and looked down, seeing she was omfortably sitting on her husband's back. "Sorry"

"Feh" InuYasha threw the sheets over himself. "Make her stop!"

"Stop complaining!" Kagome yelled and stumbled out of the room. InuYasha growled when she brought back Ayame with a bottle. InuYasha glanced at the clock.

6:30a.m

Kagome had bags under eyes as did InuYasha. Ayame greedily drank from her bottle, Kagome yawned. Once done, she started to cry again. Kagome left the room, InuYasha got up to make some breakfast.

'Day two out of fourteen days' InuYasha thought. He yawned loudly as he entered the kitchen. Souta was already seated on the table, eating and watching the television there.

"Wow Inu, you look like you've been through hell and back..." Souta snickered. InuYasha mumbled something, but ignored him. Blankly making breakfast, InuYasha's only thought was bed. Kagome came downstairs, a very cherry Ayame in her arms. At two months and a hlf, the girl could already walk by holding on to things.

"Morning sis" Souta greeted as Kagome set Ayame down. Kagome groaned in response, joing InuYasha in his blank cooking.

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'I need a nap...just ten minutes' Kagome thought as she laid down on the couch. 'Day eight out of fourteen'

"Kagome!" InuYasha yelled, making her jump. Kagome rushed over to InuYasha, who held the crying Ayame over the bathtub.

"InuYasha," Kagome whined. She grabbed Ayame, the hanyou poured some shampoo onto his hand. Kagome dipped Ayame in to the water, the crying infant cried louder. InuYasha lathered the shampoo, the scent of cherries filling the air. Kagome gently and carefully washed the soap off, and then cleaned her small body with baby body soap.

"Let the water go" Kagome said before taking Ayame out and wrapping her in her small fluffy pink towel. Kagome grabbed a smaller towel, cleaning Ayame's wet face. She rubbed over the blue crescent moon on her forehead, Ayame's dark golden eyes looked up at Kagome's sapphire one's. Kagome smiled softly, and rubbed cream on her niece.

"That's my good little angel" Kagome cooed. InuYasha looked at her with a incredulous expression on his face.

"good little angel...wench, what is wrong with you?" InuYasha asked. "That brat is no angel...she's the opposite"

Kagome lifted Ayame up. "Who's a mean uncle? InuYasha is, yes he is!" Kagome smiled at Ayame who blew a spit bubble at Kagome. She frowned, InuYasha laughed.

"Feh, I rest my case"

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Ayame giggled as she crawled in to the open bathroom door. Her golden eyes wandered through the bathroom, finally settling on the small cabinet below the sink. She sniffed, wrinkling her nose. Ayame crawled over to the cabinet, using her small claws to open the door. She cranked her nek to the side, staring at the bottles in front of her. Blinking, her small eyes wandered through the bottles.

Leaning forward, Ayame grabbed a bottle and looked at it. Sniffing it, Ayame giggled. She looked at the pink bottle in her hands which read 'Herbal Essence, Rain Forest'

The smell of the shampoo made Ayame smile and she quickly popped the bottle open. She grabbed another bottle, and laughed. Setting it down next to her, Ayame spotted a small hot pink bottle. It read, 'Hot Pink, Hair Dye'

Ayame grabbed the pretty looking bottle and placed it next to her. Putting back the Herbal Essence, Ayame grabbd the nearest two bottles. A shampoo and conditioner. Opening all three of them, Ayame poured the hot pink liquid in to both of them. She sniffed and smiled. Satisfied with the color, the infant put the hair dye back. She grabbed the two bottles and stood up, almost falling to her side with the extra bottle's weight. Her youkai hearing kicked in, hearing footsteps coming in her direction. Her instincs told her to run, so she set the bottles on the edge of the bath tub, closed the cabinet, and crawled out of the bathroom.

InuYasha stopped when he saw Ayame crawling his way. "Ayame, how the hell did you get up here?"

He picked her up and took her downstairs to Kagome. Entering the living room, Kagome was sitting on the couch. "Here, I'm gonna take a shower"

Kagome nodded and took Ayame. "Don't take to long, I'm next"

"Feh!"

InuYasha made his way up the stairs, going in to the bahtroom and stripping himself of his clothing. Twisting the the knobs, he set the water to a warm temperature.

Downstairs, Kagome and Souta played with Ayame who for once wasn't crying. Kagome giggled as Ayame tried to run on her small legs, but falling. Kagome laughed and Souta brought back a small treat for the three of them. Kagome nuzzled Ayame's temple.

"How long till Sess and Rin come back?" Souta asked. Kagome thought for a minute.

"Uh, four days.." Kagome yawned. "This little girl is trouble, she won't let us sleep"

"Really? I sleep like a baby" Souta snickered, Kagome threw the cushion pillow at him.

InuYasha was happily taking his warm shower, letting the water pour on to his body. She grabbed the shampoo bottle and poured some on his hand. A pink thick liquid ozzed out, InuYasha shrugged.

'Feh, must be one of those color shampoos Kagome has' He scrubbed the shampoo on his hair, closing his eyes. Once rinsed he grabbed the bottle again, pouring more shampoo then the first time. He was careful with his ears, put washed them with the shampoo. Taking the conditioner bottle, InuYasha contiued with his shower.

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"Ayame, come here" Kagome opened her arms and Ayame threw herself against her aunt. Kagome giggled. "Such a good little an-"

"Ahhhhhhh!"

Kagome gasped as InuYasha screamed. Picking up Ayame, she and Souta rushed to the upstairs bathroom. Kagome handed her niece to Souta, she knocked on the door.

"InuYasha, are you okay?" Kagome asked. He didn't answer. "InuYasha!"

She knocked harder. "InuYasha, can you hear me! Are you okay!"

The door slammed open, Kagome gasped. "I-InuYasha?"

InuYasha growled loudly, starring down at her. "What are you starring at, wench?"

Kagome stepped back, holding back her laughter. InuYasha frowned. "Feh"

"Wh-What did you do?"

"Not a fucking thing" InuYasha answered tightly.

"Then why is your hair pink?" Souta asked. Silence fell for a moment

"Becasue..." InuYasha paused. "Your fucking shampoo Kagome, what the hell did it do to me!"

"InuYasha, my shampoo is down there" Kagome pointed to the cabinet. "I haven't taken it out yet"

"Then who the hell's is this one belong to?" InuYasha picked up the bottle, Kagome gasped.

"M-Me"

"Then!"

"B-But it couldn't have done anything!..plus that shampoo is colorless..it's L'Oreal"

"Wh-What?" InuYasha looked at his mate. "How can you say it's white, when it fucking turned my hair PINK!"

"...Pink looks good on you!" Souta yelled, smiling. InuYasha growled.

"Look!" He opened the top, pouring the pink liquid on to the sink. Kagome grabbed the bottle, pourning some on her hand. She thought for a moment.

'How could this turn his hair..pink' Kagome mentally laughed. "I don't know, InuYasha...When I bought it, it was white"

"Fat fucking chance it was, your probably blind"

"You think I'd buy a shampoo that could change hair color?"

"Apprently!"

"You're such a jerk!"

"Feh"

He sniffed, catching the scent of the shampoo on his niece. InuYasha's eyes shot open, he growled. "That little brat did it!"

"InuYasha, that's low" Kagome said dryly. "Blame it on the pup"

"I'm serious, this brat reeks of this stuf" InuYasha grabbed Ayame, sniffing her. He narrowed his eyes at her. "You. little. brat...you messed around here didn't you?"

"That's impossible, she's a baby!"

"Feh, youkai pup, Kagome. Remember that small fact, youkai pups are smarter then human ones"

"Still"

"Feh!" InuYasha growled at Ayame, making her howl and tears stream down her eyes. Kagome took Ayame and rocked her.

"It's hair dye" Souta showed them the small pink bottle. "This bottle is empty..it's hot pink"

"What?"

"I said, someone poured the dye in to the shampoo...so when Inu used it, it turned his hair pink"

"...Nice"

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Ayame slept in her small crib. Kagome sat behind InuYasha, brushing his pink locks. She giggled and tweaked his now pink doggy ear.

"It'll go away eventually" Kagome kissed his cheek. "Don't worry"

"Tomorrow is Souta's graduation, I can't show up with pink hair"

"So we'll just slap a hat over your head and no one will ever notice the difference"

"Yeah and while your at it, why not put a dress, a stuffed bra, and heels on me" InuYasha scoweld. Kagome leaned her cheek against his shoulder.

"Want me to?"

InuYasha's face flamed up. "Wha-No!"

"Your own suggestion"

"But-"

"That's an excellent idea!" Kagome kissed his lips. "You are so smart!"

She ran out of the room. InuYasha blinked. 'No fucking way I am wearing a dress, a stuffed bra, and heels...'

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"Please"

"No"

"Aw, c'mon it can't be that bad!"

"Wanna bet?"

"Come out InuYasha!"

"No!"

"Please!"

"Fuck No!"

"Inu, just come out! Everything we got should fit you!" Souta yelled.

"Feh!"

"InuYasha!" Kagome whined. "Fine, then put your pants back on and we'll take you to the graduation with pink hair!"

Silence from the bathroom. She door opened slowly. InuYasha scowled. "I look like a fucking asshole"

"No, actually..." Kagome observed her mate standing in front of her. Black knee length dress, black heels, and a black jacket draped on his arm. "You look pretty, and the stuffed bra adds to the whole effect"

"Feh" InuYasha scoffed "I think I'll pass on the dress thank you"

"Hmm.."

"C'mon, we're going to be late!" Souta yelled, Ayame in his arms. Kagome was already dressed in a black skirt, a red blouse, her hair loose, and black heels. She grabbed her purse and jacket. Serenity's plane had been delayed, so she and some friends were starnded in Sendai for a couple of hours or days...

"InuYasha, last call..let's go..dress or pants?"

InuYasha sighed. He put the black jacket on and walked out of the bathroom. 'There goes my last ounce of dignity'

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Kagome drove there, Souta fixing InuYasha's hair along the way. Silky pink locks brushed and InuYasha scoweld. "We're going tot he after party to"

"What!" InuYasha sat up. "No fucking way!"

"Please, InuYasha! I'm going to high school and I don't wanna be the only one who doesn't go to the graduation after party!"

"FEH!"

"Okay, InuYasha" Kagome said. "Souta, if InuYasha doesn't want to go then-"

"Fine..we'll fucking go to the after party"

"Thank you!" Souta smiled happily.

"Yash" Kagome started "Your name is-"

"Natasha!"

"Wha-No!" InuYasha yelled. "My name is-"

"Debbie?"

"No!"

"Maria?"

"No"

"Kagome?"

"Hey!" Kagome protested.

"No" InuYasha frowned.

"Ingrid" Souta suggested.

"Fuck no!"

"Bridget?"

"No"

"I know!" Souta yelled happily "You are Kelly"

"Kelly?" InuYasha stared back at Souta.

"Yep, your name is Kelly and your Kagome's best friend"

"Souta-"

"Kelly!" Souta yelled back. InuYasha sighed and growled.

"Sink me lower..."

Kagome sighed and parked the car. Kagome got out, walking over to Ayame to take her out as well. InuYasha opened the door, stepping out, and making sure he kept his ears flattened enough so people could see them. He snarled as he walked in the heels. Souta looked up at InuYasha and smiled.

"Let's go..Kelly"

InuYasha growled. "Remember, make your voice sound like a female voice"

"Feh" InuYasha scoffed, Souta coughed loudly at people stared. InuYasha sighed and high pitched his voice. "Feh!"

"That's better" Souta dragged his brother-in-law towards the school. Kagome followed with Ayame.

The ceremony began and InuYasha kept scratching his chest. Kagome leaned over.

"What's wrong?"

"Fucking bra itches" InuYasha whispered back. Kagome sighed and looked at her mate. "Can't see how you can wear this thing"

"Mine isn't stuffed.." Kagome whispered.

"Feh"

The ceremony ended and a photographer grabbed Souta. "Bring your family and I'll take a picture you may keep"

"Alright!" Souta beamed and dragged Kagome, InuYasha, and Ayame over.

"N-No!" InuYasha whispered. Souta made Kagome and InuYasha stand next to eachother, Kagome holding Ayame and Souta next to her. The picture was taken. The photographer smiled at gave the picture to Souta. InuYasha glanced at him, the photographer smiled at InuYasha and walked over to him.

"Your a very beautiful woman" he whispered. Kagome dropped her purse when she heard that comment. She gasped and quickly picked it up, Souta snickered. InuYasha leaned away, standing at least a few inches over the man with the heels. A sweat drop formed on his forehead.

"N-Not interested" InuYasha said in his high pitched voice, leaning away more.

"Come on baby, I could show you places where any woman would love to travel to"

InuYasha's eyes widened and he stepped away. "Get away from me!"

InuYasha ran out of there, running without tripping on the heels. "I'll wait in the car!" he yelled in his feminine voice. Kagome coughed and grabbed Ayame. The photographer stepped towards you.

"You interested?"

Kagome smiled. "Happily married!"

She showed him the ring and took Souta away. "Tell your hot friend that I'll look for her!"

Kagome walked out of the school as quickly as possible.

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Kagome sat down in front of her husband. "Are you okay, Yash?"

"The bra itches, my feet hurt, and on top of that I've got a fucking photographer hitting on me" He paused. "No, I'm not okay"

Kagome brushed the bangs away from his face. "Don't worry, I promise I'll make it up to you"

"Feh, you better" InuYasha smiled at Kagome's small caress. Souta had Ayame with him, everyone cooing over the infant. The photogrpaher walked towards them.

"Hey pumkim" he winked at InuYasha, who's eyes widened. "Wanna dance with me?"

"No"

"Can we talk?"

"No"

"Can I get you anything?"

'My dignity would be nice' "No"

"Girl, go away" the guy took Kagome and pushed her aside. InuYasha frowned a stood up. Kagome shok her head, InuYasha growled to himself. "Give us a minute, girl, I want your friend"

Kagome looked over at the entrance, seeing Bryant come in with Serenity. She sighed. Souta ran up to them, taking Ayame to them. Kouga had dissapeared from the face of the planet.

Serenity and Bryant came over to Kagome. "Hey Kag, we're InuYasha?"

"There" Kagome pointed to the hanyou and the photopgrapher trying to seduce him. Bryant spit his drink back out, laughing.

"That's InuYasha?"

"Oh my god, what did he do?" Serenity asked, plcing a hand over her mouth.

"Long story...but that photographer has been hitting on him since the ceremony"

"Creepy" Bryant shivered. "Poor him..."

"Yep"

InuYasha kicked the guy in the face. "Don't touch me you bastard!"

InuYasha got up and walked around the guy, he took Kagome. "We're leaving..now!"

Serenity dragged Souta, Bryant held Ayame, and they followed InuYasha and Kagome. InuYasha shivered, the guy had tried to cup him...

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InuYasha dragged Kagome up the stairs. "C'mon, you have to help me out of the thing"

Kagome nodded. He slammed the door shut and turned back around. Kicking off the heels, InuYasha grabbed Kagome and smashed his lips against her's. Kagome moaned softly, tangling her fingers in his hair.

"That guy" He kissed her again. "Was so disgusting..."

Kagome giggled. "I'll make it up to you. Let's get you ot of the dress and put on some of your normal clothes"

"Please.."

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Sesshomaru and Rin opened the door, seeing as InuYasha was standing right in front of them. He handed Ayame to her father.

"Have your little package back..I ain't never taking care of her ever again!" InuYasha yelled.

"Wh-Why is your hair pink?"

Sesshomaru chuckled. "His stupid has finally taken over"

Souta came next to them and handed them the graduation picture the photographer took. Sesshomaru burst out laughing, followed by Rin.

"I am so framing that" Sesshomaru took the picture. InuYasha snarled.

A/N: Finally updated..Yay!..Anyway, that ain't the last of the photopgrapher in this fic! Thanks for the reviews!