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Yes, and thank you to someone (annoymous reviewer) for the advice. I'll consider it.
Okay guys, I won't put Terra into this fic, maybe next time. But I'm gonna put Slade here... Hehehe, just something you can look foreword to.
RATED HIGH FOR RAVEN CUSSIN OFF HER TEACHER! BEWARE!
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Raven Goes to School
"Showtime."
It took a total of fifteen minutes to get everything in order. The principal lead the way to her new class. Her plan was to get expelled ASAP, so she can kill Robin for sending her to school. Revenge is sweet.
The principal told her to wait outside the class as he talked to her teacher. Her name was Ms. Laziazz. She was blonde, short, fat, and wore heavy make up which was failing to hide her hidious face. She has buck yellow teeth sticking out of her upper lip, and the clothing she wore was out of fashion and too small. Raven laughed at the ugliness from her teacher.
She took Raven into the class and introduced her,
"Class, we have a new student. Her name is Raven. Please welcome her." The dryness of her voice made Raven snicker.
"Hi Raven!" The class of first graders chirped. Raven simply waved, but the evil glint in her eyes grew stronger.
"Why don't you tell us about yourself?" Ms. Laziazz asked, or more specificly, demanded.
"Fine. I hate my babysitters, especially Robin. I don't like fat, discusting old women," She gave a look to her teacher. "I basically hate everyone, my favourite colour is blue, and I love terrorizing people." The last four words were said evilly. Ms. Laziazz thanked her and sat on her desk.
BBBBHF!
The sound of breaking wind made the children laugh, even Raven. A lightbulb blew up, but no one noticed. Ms. Laziazz check her chair. There was no whoopee cushion, something she expected. Little did she know, Raven bewitched it with an invisibility spell. Thinking it wasn't the cause, Ms. Laziazz sat down again.
BBBBBHFFF!
The sound went even louder. The flushed teacher told Raven to bring the attendence to the office, forgeting she was new. Raven took the job anyways, wanting to hear the other problems she created.
Raven walked around the school at least ten times before she found the office. It stank like the sewers there, and Raven couldn't control her laughter. Another stinkbomb exploded, making the stench even stronger. She ran out of the office after she left the attendence. While coming back, she could smell dirty socks and hear teachers cutting the cheese. On her way back, Raven's powers broke lockers, windows, doors, lights and some PA boxes.
Raven missed a period after walking around the school, but Ms. Laziazz didn't seem to care. It was art time, perfect for the voodoo dolls. She sat next to a kind girl named Tracy, who passed out large pieces of paper to the class. She dumped most of the paint on her paper, and asked people if they would lend her some paint with sissors behind her back.
Raven silently cut their hair, clothing and put notes on their backs like 'Kick me' and 'I'm a loser' on everyone's backs unnoticed. She came back to her desk with a handful of hair and rags. Under it she and glued the hair and the pieces of clothing on the voodoo dolls.
When it was time to hand it in, Raven dumped the rest of the borrowed paint on her paper. Other pictures were nicely painted with flowers, people, birds, suns and clouds. Raven's looked like a blob of mixed colours.
"What?" She said. "It's abstract!" Of course, girst graders had no idea what abstract was.
Next up was recess. When the class was going out the door, every other students were laughing at the taped messages on their backs. While the children played, Raven took her dolls behind a brick wall. She held a doll with brown hair and jeans. She held it up high, and a boy started to float in midair. Other children gazed up on him, amazed. Then Raven dropped the doll, and he fell to the ground.
She grabbed another doll, a brunette wearing a flower dress. She twirled it around, and a reflective girl twirled around also. Raven then whispered, "I wear diapers!" and that girl said, "I wear diapers!". People laughed.
The evil girl, who was enjoying herself, grabbed a bunch of dolls and threw them up in the air. At the same time, people started flying in the air and landing on their butts. Some students cried. Raven didn't like to hear that; she didn't mean to make anyone cry, she just wanted to get expelled. Was that too much to ask? Raven picked up all the dolls and placed them nicely on the floor. This stopped most of the crying.
For her last trick, Raven took two random dolls and pressed their mouths together. A boy and a girl kissed. She held it for atleast a minute, then let them go free. The bells rung, signaling that all the children had to go inside class. Raven packed up all her dolls and skipped inside happilly.
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Ms. Laziazz told the class that it would be show and tell time after lunch. It was singing time, and the students were singing the classic ABC song and other nursery rhymes. After being bored by the dumb baby songs, Raven volunteered to sing it - the correct way.
"A B C D E F G, Stick up your ass if you want to pee, Q R S, T U V, I'm a loser said he, Now I know my A B Cs, ram your head on a tree. Thank you class!"
The class had no idea what Raven sang, but applauded anyways. Raven gave a bow, walked to her desk. She pat Ms. Laziazz's back when she gawped at her.
"What? I was teaching these idiots the right way to sing it. This school should teach some dark arts." Raven gave an evil smile. The class started to sing 'The Itsy Bitsy Spider'. Again, Raven demonstrated the correct way to sing it.
"The Itsy Bitsy Spider climbed up Ms. Laziazz's hole, down came her shit and pushed it away. She flushed the toilet but it was clogged, so the Itsy Bitsy Spider went down to Hell." She was lucky that Ms. Laziazz didn't hear, because she was talking to someone on the cellphone. Again the class applauded with some, "Whoot whoot!"
It was lunchtime soon. The kids laughed at Ms. Laziazz when she walked pass. The plump lady wondered why. She went to the washroom to check her hair, and found out the reason. Taped to her back was a paper that read, "I AM MS. LAZIAZZ, OTHERWIZE KNOWN AS MS. LAZY ASS. I ALSO HAVE A BIG ASS. FEAR IT OR DIE UNDER MY BUTTOCKS!" Remembering someone patted her back, she knew exactly who it was. It was time to take some action on that girl.
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Raven wanted more mischief in the lunchroom. When no one wasn't looking, she grabbed a handful of potato salad and threw it at someone.
"Alright, who the heck was that!" That someone cried. He grabbed a bunch of his lunch and threw it where it came from. It hit another girl. She screamed and threw her lunch elsewhere.
"FOOD FIGHT!" Raven hollered. First there was silence, then food from everywhere were flying through the air like bullets. Raven also joined, and her powers lifted up a table full of food and dropped it everywhere. Not one person was messed up, but having fun at the same time.
It wasn't long before teachers came barging in, and trying to end the fight. But they got caught in the fight aswell. Finally, after a short period of fun, the principal turned on the fire alarm, and turned it off after people settled down.
"WHO STARTED THIS?" He yelled. No one knew who it was, but Raven placed another stinkbomb under a desk. It exploded after a few seconds, and the lunchroom was starting to rot from the stinky smell. "RETREAT!" Everyone screamed and ran out of the lunchroom.
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Even though everyone was screwed up, either by the food on their clothes or the food on their faces, they all kept a smiling face. Ms. Laziazz was glaring at Raven, for she knew all of today's problems began with her. Raven grinned. If this final prank didn't work, she'd give up trying to be expelled.
It was show and tell time, and most students were showing off teddy bears or dinky cars. Raven asked if she could show the class something, which she was allowed. Raven came back with her bag.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, and of course, the fat ass at the side," Ms. Laziazz stood up in anger. Raven smirked. "I, Raven, have brought something so bad, so sinister, so beautiful..." She pretended to wipe a tear, creating drama. " I present to you," She paused once more, trying to make suspense.
"GIANT MUTANT SPIDERS!"
Raven brought out the jar of large spiders out of her bag. They were the biggest, hairiest, scariest spiders you ever saw. They were atleast five inches each. Everyone screamed, even Ms. Laziazz. This strangely made the spiders grow more in size.
"I warn you all, they feed and grow on fear! So please, please continue to scream."
All the children and the teacher huddled to the corner, far away from the jar. They all shivered. Raven smiled diabolically.
"These are, as I said, Giant Mutant Spiders. They like to drink blood, and they love to eat flesh! Their fangs drip of poison that'll rot iron!" Raven exaggerated each word. "I caution you! They will eat you to the bone! They will terrorize you with forever darkness! They will rattle your soul with fear! They will drive you to the deepest depth of Hell! ... Any questions?"
Everyone shook their heads. Raven laughed.
"Nonsense! I shall not take no for an answer! How about we, let's say, meet these exotic creatures, hm?" Her hand met the lid of the jar, and twisted it ever so slightly.
"NOOO!"
"No?"
"YES!
"Yes? Great!" She twisted the lid even more, making it free of it's grip. All Raven had to do now was to lift the lid, and the spiders were free. People screamed again. This made the spiders ten inches. They had to be free, because there was no more space in the jar.
"Mwahahahaaa!" Raven laughed maniacly. "Oh come on, they're cute!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Why not?"
Raven lifted the lid about one centemetre. The spiders absorbed the fear, and cracked the jar. They were almost free.
"Like I said earlier, they feed on fear. I'm not making them bigger, you all are." The class refused to believe it, and they were more scared and tense than ever.
The jar smashed into pieces.
The once five inches spiders were now three metres. Passing by students peeked through the door and screamed too. The spiders grew into a crazy seven metres, breaking the ceiling. The giant spiders now towered over the small school, and all the fear grew them to a stupendous twenty metres. They were now big as some buildings.
Raven climbed on top of one spider. "Woohoo! Freedom!" She cried, and lead the spiders into the heart of the city. People by were screaming and running away, making them grow bigger, and bigger, and bigger...
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It was quiet in Titans Tower without the crazy Raven destroying everything.
The Titans were cleaning up the mess Raven made that same morning, then suddenly...
BEEP BEEP BEEP!
Robin's communicator played the theme song again. "Titans, trouble!" He called to the others.
"Yeah, and we can see the trouble here." Cyborg said while looking out the window, amazed. His teammates came over to see also, and their jaws hit the ground.
Outside were nine jumbo spiders, big as skyscrapers. On top of the largest one, was a recognizable purple haired little girl.
She was in sooooo much trouble, Robin thought as he gritted his teeth. He knew she must have made this monsters, noticing her bag was large. She must of had other things than books and pencils.
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Horray for the terror Raven has created! Yay:)
Yes, Raven will get expelled, which means she'll get her revenge and set problems in Titans Tower!
... Or will she?
Find out next chapter! And keep bringing out ideas/requests whatever! I'm sure I'll be needing them soon.
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