hey guys! sorry I took so long to update this chap.. I hope you like it! its longer! hehehe.. neways.. her's the next chap! I added some hints of sasu-saku! tchau!
The Visit
Chapter II
Sakura..Sakura..Sakura..
"So granny, what are we training for today?" said Naruto cheerfully.
"We are going to increase our teamwork by knowing more about each other!" she answered.
"Oh boy.. I have a bad feeling about this." Said Sakura in a low voice.
"So, now we are going to know about my cherry-bee! Let's go to her house and I'll tell all about her."
'Oh boy.. This is gonna be a long day' she thought
At haruno's
"Sugar-tree.. I'm home!" said grandma.
"Mom.. I'm.. home… sigh" said Sakura in a sad tone.
"excuse me.." said Sasuke, Kakashi and Naruto in unison.
"Ah.. mom.. Sakura.. you're home.. and visitors! Well.. come in.."
"Sugar-tree, I'm going to Sakura's room, please make some tea for our visitors.." said grandma while going to Sakura's room.
"Ne.. Sasuke-bastard.. did the granny said 'sugar-tree' to Sakura's mom?" he whispered to Sasuke while holding giggles and laughs.
"Aa…" he too holding the giggles with his 'oh-so-cold' face.
"Well.. All the people that grandma knows is always given names.." Sakura said in a low tone but enough for Sasuke and Naruto to hear.
"Pffft… that's just ridiculous.." Naruto said holding giggles and laughter.
"You just don't know how is it to have a grandma in your life.." Sakura whined.
"But you better be careful not to be too close to my grandma" Sakura added
"And why is that?" Sasuke said while raising an eyebrow.
"Come on pumpkins.. we have to go to Sakura's rooms.." said Sakura's grandma upstairs.
"That's why.. you could be called names now.." she said while walking to her room.
"Darn…" said Sasuke and Naruto in unison
At Sakura's room
"Okay.. where should I start.. oh yeah! I will ask you questions about sakura.. and test you how much you know about Sakura.. hmm.. first one is.. you honey-bear.." said Sakura's grandma
"Who? Honey-bear?" said Naruto confused.
"You, with the onyx eyes…" said Sakura's grandma
-Silence-
"Ahahahaha! Honey-bear! You're first! Ahahaha!" said Naruto laughing.
"Naruto, don't do that, our honey-bear here is waiting for his cute little questions.. ahahaha!" said Kakashi teasing him.
"Shut up.." said Sasuke
"Ahahahahaha!"
"Shut UP!"
"Ahahahaha!"
"SHUT THE UP WILL YOU!"
-silence-
"Good.. now, just give me the goddamned questions!"
"Wow.. is that sasuke-bastard? I mean.. is he sick or something?" said Naruto whispering to Sakura.
"Not the Sasuke-kun I know.." she answered
"Okay, honey-bear.. here's the question.. how old is she?"
"12 duh.."
"Ssecond.. where does she live?"
"Here.."
"I know here.. the address.."
"Uh.. I don't know.."
"Third, when is her birthday?"
"Uh.. I dunno.."
"Okay.. from what I've got from you so far is… you don't know a single thing about Sakura.."
"Uh-huh.."
"Next! Bunny-rabbit, your turn.."
"Bu-bunny rabbit? What the hell is that?" said Naruto
"Its worst than honey-bear.." said Sasuke smirking.
"Ahahahaha! You guys are so funny! First we have a cherry-bee, then a honey-bear, now a bunny-rabbit! Ahahahaha!" said Kakashi laughing.
"SHUT UP!" said Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke in unison giving him death glares equal to Orochimaru's.. (A/N: oooh.. scary..)
"Okay, the questions are the same.."
"She is 12, she lives in.. (A/N: well.. I dunno the address but just pretend that naruto said them all..) and her birthday is march 28!" said Naruto satisfied with his own answer..
"Good, you know the basics about her, now, let me tell you pumpkins about her…"
"Oh god.. let this be quick.." said Sakura in a low tone.
"Okay, you guys know her basics.. Now, my cherry-bee here loves to read! Her chakra control is amazing! She has some talents in genjutsu and she is samart!"
"We know that.." Said Naruto bored.
"Ohh.. then do you know she snores?"
"WHAT!" said everyone except Sakura and her grandma
eyes twitching…
"Curse you grandma.." Sakura said cursing her beloved grandma
"Ahahahahahahaha!"
"Oh, and she slept with her mom until 11.."
"Ahahahahahahaha!"
"Oh.. my.. god.. GRANNY THAT SUPPOSED TO BE PERSONAL!"
"Oh.. sorry cherry bee.. I got carried away.."
"NARUTO, SASUKE, KAKASHI! IF YOU DON'T STOP NOW, I WILL KILL YOU ALL!"
"Hahaha-o-okay.." said Sasuke, Naruto and Kakashi.
"Back with the topic.. and.. do you guys know when she got her first period?"
eyes twitching
"Ohhh.. god…." Said Sakura.
"It was 1 month ago! My cherry bee is growing up fast…"
"Wow Sakura-chan.. I thought you girls have periods at 13.."
"Shut up naruto.." said Sakura blushing..
"And do you want to know Sakura's breast size?"
eyes twitching..
"YEAH!" said Naruto and Kakashi in unison..
"oh god… what have I done wrong?" said Sakura in a praying position
"…" said Sasuke while blushing (A/N: blushing? Woow… I wanna see..)
"Its B36!"
"Wow, Sakura-chan.. that's quite big for your age.." said Naruto
"From the outside its so small.. but the inside.." said Kakashi eyeing sakura from head to toe.
"…." Said Sasuke blushing even more.. wonder how big is that.. I wanna see—oh no Uchiha Sasuke! Don't let yourself be a pervert like Kakashi.. Sasuke thought while shaking his head
"AAAAAAAH! Don't look at me like that.. you.. you.. PERVERTS!" said Sakura while hitting Naruto and Kakashi's head..
"Here's some pictures of Sakura… here is her 3 years old.. this is 5 years.." said Sakura's grandma handing them pictures of Sakura.
"Aawwww.. Sakura-chan is so cute!" said Naruto
"Hehehe.. Thanks.." said Sakura blushing
"Hey, I've got a naked-Sakura photo! Wanna see?' said Sakura's grandma.
"WHAT?" said Sakura.
"Humph.. Its probably a naked 3 years old Sakura.. its okay.." said Sasuke in a calm voice.
"Oh no.. It isn't.. I took it last night"
"WHAAAAAT!" said Sakura even louder.
Oh what's this… Sasuke's nose is.. bleeding? Whoa.. didn't see that one coming…
"I-I gotta go to the bathroom" said Sasuke while covering his nose with his hand.
"I WANNA SEEEE!" said Naruto and Kakashi in unison.
But before they could get the picture Sakura snatched it. Then she turned to death-glare Naruto and Kakashi. Just when sasuke was coming in…
BANG! KABOOM! SPLAT!
Naruto and Kakashi was dead.. (A/N: well.. not really dead.. ehe..)
"OKAY EVERYBODY OUT OF MY HOUSE!" yelled Sakura
outside Sakura's house
"Next, we'll be going to honey-bears house!" said grandma cheerfully
"WHAT!" said Sasuke
"yup! Let's go!" said grandma
poor Sasuke…
A/N: well.. that's the second chap! hope to see you in the third! neways.. I wanna say a BIG thankx to xx-Tsumi-Chan-xx for the review and I will give you the sasu-saku in this fanfic! and for fwoggie! thanx for the reviews too.. I'll be learning more grammars so the fanfics would be better!hehehe.. and thanks again to my friend tsucchi (at school) and harry! teehee.. neways.. reviews plz! I'll be updating soon! tchau!
