yatta! at last the 3rd chap is done! quick eh? coz I've got nothin to do so.. I write it! the 4th chap will be coming sunday! wait for it kay? but.. if it doenst show up no sunday... well.. maybe next week.. hehe.. neways.. here's the next chap! hope you enjoy!
disclaimer: oh come on.. no one would belive me if I had naruto... masashi kishimoto does...
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The Visit
Chapter III
Sasuke…Sasuke…Sasuke…
"Next, we'll be going to honey-bears house!" said grandma cheerfully
"WHAT!" said Sasuke
"Yup! Let's go!" said grandma
-At Sasuke's-
"There's nothing in here you know.." Sasuke said as he open the door to his apartment
"BUT, we could find stuffs about you here.." said grandma cheerfully
"But… Grandma… It isn't polite to do that.." said Sakura. But her inner self was screaming HELL YEAH GRANNY! YOU'RE THE BEST! SASUKE, HERE I COME!
"I think its boring to see the bastard's stuffs.." said Naruto as he placed both his arms behind his head.
"Shut up dobe.. As if your stuff is better.." Sasuke said as he entered his own apartment
"SURE! Mine is much better than yours!" Naruto screamed
"Huh.. I bet its all ramen.." Sasuke smirked
"BUT its better than yours Sasuke-bastard!"
"SHUT UP YOU TWO AND BE QUIET!" screamed an annoyed Sakura
Sasuke and Naruto was speechless. After that they glare at each other for the last time and walked separately to Sasuke's room.
"Gosh, this place is like a haunted mansion.." said Sakura as she looked around. BUT THIS IS SASUKE-KUN'S HOUSE! SHANNAROOO! LET THE SEARCH BEGIN! Yelled inner-Sakura. Soon, Sakura's grandmother and Sakura are running around the place searching for stuffs.
"Oh god.. I regret I came today for missions.. God save me.." said Sasuke as he saw the two girls busy searching for Sasuke's stuffs.
"OH MY GOD! THIS IS ACTUALLY SASUKE'S SHAMPOO? WOW! HERBAL ESSENCE!" screamed Sakura from Sasuke's bathroom
"Oh my god, Sasuke-bastard? You actually use THAT shampoo?" said Naruto in disbelief.
"Ahahahahahahaha!" laughed Naruto and Kakashi as they roll around in the ground.
"Ooh.. What's this.. Photo of a naked girl?" said Sakura's grandma.
"WHAT?" said Naruto, Kakashi, and Sakura.
"AAAAAAH?" said Naruto as he saw the picture
"WHO IS IT NARUTO! I'LL KILL HER.." said a furious Sakura from the bathroom.
"Ahahaha! It's Naruto's sexy no jutsu! I don't believe that you still kept that one Sasuke.. ahahahahaha!" said Kakashi teasing him even more.
"Oh god.. Why did you do this to me…" said Sasuke as he shrunked into chibi Sasuke (A/N: awwww… kawaii! XD)
"KYAA! LOOK! SASUKE USED AXE! KYA!" said Sakura from the bathroom once more.
Kakashi and Naruto laughed louder
"Hey… honey-bear why do you have a teddy bear on your bed?" said grandma picking the teddy bear.
"AAAH! DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MR. FUZZY!" said chibi-Sasuke as he snatched the teddy bear.
"Ahahahahaha! MR. FUZZY! Oh no! I'm gonna die laughing!" said Naruto
"ahahah.. That… ahahaha… is… ahahaha.. Ridiculous.. ahahha.." said Kakashi while laughing.
"OH MY GOD! SASUKE-KUN'S UNDIES! KYAAAAA!" said Sakura as she picked one up.
"AAAH! IT'S POLKADOT! PINK AND WHITE! KYAAAA!" added Sakura as she saw the pink-white polkadot undies.
"ahahah.. po-polkadot! Ahahaha!" said Naruto while tears go down his red face
"ahahah.. pi-pink.. hahahah.. and… hahahaha.. whi-white! Ahahaha!" said Kakashi too nearly out of breath.
"Oh god.. let me commit suicide.." said a chibi-Sasuke holding a kunai. (A/N: don't do it chibi-Sasuke-kun! XD)
"Ooh.. Look.. Magazines.. Its called 'seventeen'" said grandma looking at his drawers.
Naruto and Kakashi kept laughing until…
Chibi Sasuke thought of something.. Rather than me being killed.. Iits better THEM to be killed… and he suddenly become Sasuke again! (A/N: Awwww.. I really like chibi-Sasuke though..)
"Uuuh.. Naruto" said Kakashi poking the blonde boy in the ground.
"whahahahahat kahahahakashi sensehehehehei!" said Naruto trying to speak but couldn't stop to laugh. (A/N: well for you who doesn't know, he said: what Kakashi sensei)
"Uuuh.. You should stop laughing.." he said as sweat dropped everywhere in his face.
"wahahahahahay? It wahahahas sohohohoh fuhahahahany.." (A/N: why? It was so funny)
"Coz…"
BANG SPLAT POW KABOOM!
Again Naruto was dead.. (A/N: yeah.. coz he's a dead-last.. get it? …. Yeah… not funny..)
But he got up again! (A/N: yaaay! Ra-man! Get it? Ra-man? And ramen? Uhh.. not funny again…)
"uuuh.. Kakashi sensei… am I in heaven?" said Naruto half dead half awake
"Nope.. You're in hell.." said Kakashi while reading his 'oh-so-perverted' Icha-Icha Paradise.
"Uuuh.. Then I'll ask Sasuke-bastard," said Naruto as he stand up to go to Sasuke.
Meanwhile Sasuke is busy trying to calm the two girls in his apartment. First he went to Sakura because she is his teammate and easier to handle.
"Sakura! Stop it!" he shouted as he went in the bathroom and saw Sakura making a huge (A/N: when I said huge I mean HUGE) mess.
"Ah Sasu-" she said as she turned back to see Sasuke but what she saw was…
(A/N: okay, now back to Naruto shall we..)
"Uhh.. Where's that stupid bastard?" he said as he walked like a drunken man.
"Ah there he is" he said as he saw Sasuke at the bathroom door. He walked to him but suddenly tripped on something.
"Hey Sasuke basta-" he was falling directly to the ground but he grabbed on something so he wouldn't fall.. When he grabbed it, he thought, oh what is this fabric doing? Its white.. And there's another one inside.. It's black… and naruto fell on the ground unconscious. It was that he didn't realize that the thing he was grabbing was….
Sasuke's pants and undies…
"AAAHHHH!" screamed Sakura as she saw… (A/N yeah.. you guyz know what she saw right?)
"AAAAAH!" Sasuke also screamed at this.
"I'm in heaven.." said Sakura in a low tone and faints.
Sasuke quickly gets his pants and undies on, and goes to the fainting Sakura.
"Uhh… are you okay Sakura?" said Sasuke as he lifted her head.
"Uuh.. Sasuke kun… where am I? Am I in heaven?" she said as she massages her temple
"No, and just forget about the thing you saw" and with that, Sasuke went out of the bathroom.
"Oh my god.. That was real… I really did see his… thing!" she said in a low voice but getting louder every second. SHANNAROOOO! I BEAT YOU INO-PIG! I SAW HIS THING FIRST! Said inner Sakura, screaming, and dancing.
"Alright, granny, no more research and get to the topic.." he said shoving his hand in his pocket.
"Oh, you're right.. I forgot.." she said as she saw Sasuke behind her with sharingan eyes (A/N: Oooh… its not polite Sasuke! Bad Sasuke!)
"Okay, I will give you the same question for honey-bear, bunny-rabbit, you first"
"Uh.. Am I in heaven yet?" he said like he lost his memories.
"No, dobe, now just answer it" Sasuke said as he punched Naruto's head.
"Okay, okay bastard! He is 12.. He lives in an apartment.. His birthday is January!" he said making up the answer.
"No, no Naruto! He is 12, he lives in.. (A/N: okay.. I don't know either.. Just pretend again okay..) And his birthday is July the 23rd" Sakura said in a bossy tone.
"Okay, now we know everything about Sasuke right?" grandma said as she stands up.
"What? We've just started it…" said Sakura in a disappointed tone.
"No, cherry-bee, we know well enough, you even know honey-bears thing, right?"
"Uuh.. Yeah.. Whatever.." she said blushing
"Okay, then, shall we move on?" she said exiting Sasuke's apartment.
"Phew.. Good thing it was quick," Sasuke said almost whispering to himself
Everyone went out of Sasuke's apartment, but when he was locking the door..
"Umm.. Sasuke-kun?"
"What is it Sakura.." said Sasuke in a bored tone.
"Umm.."
"Spit it out.."
"Yo-your thing is big.." with that Sakura blushed and ran to the others leaving a shocked Sasuke behind.
-Outside Sasuke's apartment-
"Okay, let's go to bunny-rabbit's house!"
"Yatta! At last its my time to show how perfect my house is to Sakura-chan!" he said while hopping to his house.
Little does he knows that chaos is on it's was to his house…
Poor Naruto…
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phew.. that was long.. ahahahahah.. I even laughed at my own fanfic.. maan.. and plz forgive me sasuke fans.. I know I really messed up sasuke.. I like him! no.. I luv him! (but I'm no fangirl.. I'm a fan of obito-kun! yaaay!) neways.. thanx for reviewing guys! I really luv it! thanx to DarkGaara, PRoyalAngel, Batatinha,and SoraKoi The Water Goddess... ah! and I know.. everybody's OOC.. I'll try to fix em up! and for valentines.. I was gonna make a sasusaku fic but I dont have an idea.. maybe you could gimmie an idea so I could write it! maybe that's all.. jaa nee minna! plz RR! luv you all! muach! tchau!