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Okaaay... to 'I think I forgot my name' (annoymous reviwer), thanks fortelling me the information, but I'm writting it my own way. It would be dumb if I wrote the whole story again, just to fix a few spots. But, I promise you, that'll keep those points in mind, so thank you very much.
Yay for barbies! No, I am not a barbie fan, but this song I heard on the radio gave me an idea 4 this fic.
Enjoy for Raven will imitate barbies! MWAHAHAAA! The name for the channel is stupid, but I made it up cuz I couldn't think of another one. The 5 stands for how old Raven is, so yeah...
Barbie Girl in a Barbie World
Beast Boy woke up to the ring on his bell. It was 7:00 am. Usually he would've slept until nine or ten, but today he got up early to play with little Raven. She was still curled up into a small ball with most of the blankets covering her up. He smiled at the sight and walked into the bathroom. He took a small shower and brushed his teeth until they were pearly white.
When he came out of the washroom, the sight made him adore little Raven. She was tangled in the middle of the sheets and blankets. "Why you soft paper-" She muttered. Raven continued to fight with the blankets. She rolled over and fell off the bed, and growled like a tiger.
"Need some help?" Beast Boy offered. Raven looked at him fiercely.
"I don't need anyone's help!"
Beast Boy was taken aback. "Dude, I didn't mean it like that! I know you're tough, but jeez..." Beast Boy looked at the girl on the floor, and freed her from the blanket's grasp anyways. "You know, Raven, you're cute." Oh crap, he thought. Don't tell me I said that out loud!
Raven looked at him. "Thanks... you're a nice guy too." She replied. They shared a moment by just looking at eachother, enjoying the presence. Raven broke the stare first, and walked to a stereo. Her curiousity got the best of her and Raven started to poke it. "What the heck is this thingy? It has a lot of buttons and two big holes..."
"Oh, that's my stereo. Wanna listen to it?"
"It's a music box? That's dumb; in Azarath, we make our own music."
"Well, on Earth, popular singers sing songs. Here, listen to it."
Beast Boy plugged it in, and pressed a channel. The 'music box' as Raven called it, started playing songs.
"And welcome back to Radio Station 5. The weather here in Jump City is 63 'F, hot hot hot! So don't forget to bring out the sunscreen or you will be burn to a golden brown. Today we have a request from Annie Bonavalah from Washington D.C. Happy Birthday Annie, and here's your song: Barbie Girl. Enjoy!"
"It talks too much." Raven said. Beast Boy shushed her.
"Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started.
Oh, I love you Ken!"
"Beast Boy, what's a 'barbie'?" Raven questioned.
Having to answer that, Beast Boy started to sweat. Something told him it would lead to more trouble than Raven had created already, but answering a girl question was... not right. Gulping, Beast Boy opened his mouth to speak.
"Why don't you ask Starfire that?" He said quickly, and slapped himself mentally. You fool! He thought. You idiotic, dumb fool! Beast Boy, you are sure an stupid idiot!
She looked at him weirdly. Then smiled and walked out the door. "Wait! They're sleeping!" He cried, but it gave Raven an idea. Her smile turned into a wicked grin. Instead of walking to Starfire's room, she ran into the main room. Raven sat in fron of the Titans main computer. There were so many buttons, so many switches. So, which one to touch? A big red button at the side attracted her attention. She put her small little hand on the button, and pressed down.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
The sound travelled to Cyborg's room. "Aaaah!" He yelped and jolted up from bed. Looking at his room, which was flashing red, he ran out the door to the main room. Next was Starfire. Without a second thought, she zoomed to the main room, while maiking a hole in her wall where she came out of. Robin woke up next. Knowing the red flashing lights means emergency, he rushed out of his room to meet the other Titans.
When all three, including Beast Boy, made it to the living room, Raven was no where to be found. Sudenly, the giant TV screen was on and Raven's face was in it.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEELLO! GOOD MORNING!"
All eyes turned as big as saucers when they saw the screen. "HEY STARFIRE!" Raven yelled. "WHAT'S A BARBIE?"
"Um, I believe a 'barbie' is a doll that female earthings like to play with."
"CAN I HAVE ONE?"
"Um... okay. I have many dolls of barbie in my room."
"GREEEAAAAT! PUT ON MY BED, OKAAAAY?"
"Okay."
Raven laughed happily on the TV. Dispite the fact she was on TV, the lights went out from her powers.
"SORRY ABOUT THAT! I'LL COME OUT NOW!" The Tv turned off, and Raven popped out of no where. "Hey! Had a nice night?" Everyone continued to stare at her. She shrugged it away and said, "Starfire, put the barbie doll on my bed after I eat."
Starfire immediately left to retrive them. Then Raven walked into the kitchen and grabbed a can of soda pop. She drank it all down, and threw the can behind her back. Raven smiled and grabbed as much pop as she could hold, and drank them down all one by one, then ate a giant waffle. The Titans watched with awe. She just ate seventeen cans of soda, plus a waffle. She must've been very hungry.
Raven smiled and gave out a long burp. "Man! That hit the spot!" Starfire came back, and said, "Friend Raven, I have put many dolls of the barbie on your bed. I have even put the doll of ken! Please proceed, but I wonder, why do you need them?"
"That's for me to know, and you to find out." She grinned and ran into her room singing. The Titans shrugged, and thinking barbies would entertain her, so she wouldn't bother them.
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"Hespertic, pantsnoy, wordix LAWRYM!" Raven said and a book opened and sucked in the barbie dolls. "Mwahahahaaa!" She laughed evilly and joined in, making sure everything was perfect for her next prank. Every corner, every dolls, every colour had to be perfect. When finished, she jumped out and asked Robin for coloured pencils and paper. He gave them to her, and she took them and started drawing.After a few minutes, she gave all the Titans a card that she made.
"What's this?" Cyborg asked her, when she gave her a picture of a poorly drawn hybrid of a robot wearing party accsessories.
"You're invited to my party! It starts in five minutes - be there or I'll personally not like you." She said, and waltzed away into her room. Cyborg kept a confused face, and was met by the rest of the team. They all had the same expression on their faces. The all looked at the door where Raven went in. After a few minutes of silence, they went in Raven's room.
The sight creeped them out.
Thevery clean and neat room of Raven became very messy. In the centre of the room was a giant book, with a sign over it saying, 'LOOK IN HERE:)' Following the instructions, all four Titans looked in the book. It was blank.
"Okaaaay, this is weird. Where's Raven?"
"What kind of party is this?"
Behind their complaints, the opened book glowed a bright blue. "Holy crap! Look at this!" Robin cried, but before the other Titans could respond, they were sucked inside.
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"Where are we?"
The world they got sucked into was strangely pink. There were many blonde girls wearing pink, pink limos, cars, trees, buildings, and there was only one brunette man. A tall yellow haired girl greeted them.
"Hello! Welcome to the plastic world of BARBIE WORLD! Ms. Raven the Great would like to meet you!"
"Excuse me, did you say Raven the Great!"
"Yes, precisely what I said. Follow me."
"And the PLASTIC world...?"
"Of course, we barbies are plastic!"
"BARBIES!"
The tall girl smiled. "I'm Barbie # 5." Then she started pointing to other barbies, who waved. "And that's Barbie # 2, Barbie # 8, Barbie # 9, Barbie # 46, Barbie # 23, Barbie #17, Barbie # 74, Barbie # 6, Barbie # 65, Barbie # 49, Barbie # 90, Barbie #21, Barbie # 85..."
The four Teen Titans gawped. "And us...?"
"Oh, you're Barbie # 125," She pointed at Robin. "You're Barbie # 126," She pointed at Cyborg. "You're Barbie # 127," She pointed at Starfire. "And you, you're Barbie # 000." She pointed at Beast Boy, who expected him to be Barbie # 128.
"Dude! Why am I Barbie # 000, and not Barbie # 128?"
"I'm not sure; I don't give the names, Raven the Great does. Now, please follow me." Barbie # 5 clapped her hands, and a pink minivan came out of no where. When they got on, it drived by itself to a freakishly giant pink castle.
There were escorted to the top tower, where Raven the Great awaits them. Raven the Great also has blonde hair and wearing pink. She was sitting on Ken's lap. Beast Boy fumed at this.
"Welcome, Barbie # 125, Barbie # 126, Barbie # 127, and Barbie # 000. I am Raven the Great! Bow down to my greatness! Mwahahahaaaa!"
Everyone kept their eyebrows up, staring at the hyper little girl.
"Wanna brush my hair? Or undress me?"
The Barbie # 125, 126, 127, 000 shook their heads in shock.
"Raven -" Barbie # 000 stared.
"That's RAVEN THE GREAT TO YOU!" She snapped.
"Raven the Great, is this because of that song you heard earlier, Barbie Girl?"
"It is, isn't it?"
"You can touch, you can play, if you say 'I'm always yours'."
"What!"
"I LOVE SODA POP!"
Robin slapped his forehead. He remembered Raven drinking seventeen cans of pop, which most likely made her running high on sugar. He sighed and shook his head. What did he do to deserve this?
Raven was giggling uncontrollably on the floor. Beast Boy thought it was cute. Starfire picked up the girl and said, "Please, I am sick for my home. May we please go back to Titans Tower?"
"Just wait a second, Barbie # 127, we didn't have the fun yet!"
"Perhaps we could do the fun later?"
All of a sudden, Robin's communicator played the theme song. He opened it, and gave out a serious look. "We need to get out, now. There's trouble afoot."
"But, but. but...!"
"Don't worry Raven, I promise you we'll do this later, okay?"
"... Fine. Azarath Metrion Zinthos!" Raven held her hands up, and the Teen Titans were engulfed in black energy. It formed into a giant bird and flew out of the enchanted book of Barbie World. When their foot landed on the ground of Raven's room, Robin quickly ran to the main computer. He muttered a curse, and the other Titans greeted him.
"Yo Robin, what's the trouble?"
"It's... him."
"Him?"
"...Slade..."
There was a complete silence in the room, before Raven asked, "Slade? Who's Slade? Is he another bad guy?" Robin gave her a look of dissapointment.
"Raven, I think it's best if you stayed here."
"WHAT! But... I wanna kick some bad guy bootie!"
"He's most dangerous than other villians you met. You should stay here."
"But what if...?"
"Stay, and that's an order!"
"Sorry pal, I'm not some dog you can boss around!"
"I'm the leader, and I'm thinking what's best for your safety!"
"What's best for my safety! Hah! My ass you are!"
"What kind of leader would I be if you got hurt?"
"ENOUGH!"
Both heads turned to Beast Boy.
"Robin, don't worry about Raven. I'll protect her." He informed. Robin looked at the floor, thinking if that would be okay.
"She's most vulnerable, so I have a feeling Slade will try to hurt her."
"I won't let him hurt her. I won't even let him touch her. Trust me Robin, if Raven wants to go, let her go. If she gets hurt, it'll be my responsibility."
Robin thought for some more, glancing at the little purple headed girl who was clutching Beast Boy's leg like a real five year old. The team waited for his choice, and Robin had to admit, even if it wasn't the best decision, it could be the right decision.
"Alright. Let's go kick some 'bad guy bootie'!" Robin commanded, quoting Raven's line. The happiness of her face made Robin forget about the possible bad decision he made.
Wow. I think that was the longest chapter I made. I hope this chapter was funny and good. :)
I think this was the first time little Raven ever said, "Azarath Metrion Zinthos", weird, eh?
Anyways, review please!