Chapter 2
Welcome to Chapter 2 of my story!!! I hope you enjoyed the first chapter. Now I don't know if this one will be as random, but oh well.
Disclaimer: I do not own this story.
"I'm never talking to you two again!" Hermione screamed, "GRRRRR!" "So Herm, how was your summer?" Harry asked. "Fine. I found out my parents are servants to the Dark Lord. What did you do?" "Well, nothing that cool!" Harry said. Ron nodded in agreement. Hermione mentally hit her chest with her hand sideways, indicating that they are both retards.
"Well Granger, have a nice summer? I didn't, now that I know I have to marry you." Draco Malfoy said. "No she dosent, Malfoy don't be silly." Ron said. "Well actually I do." Hermione said. Now, we all know that Harry has an incredibly bad temper. "Avada Kedavra!!" He screamed at Draco. Then ministry officials popped up in the middle of the alley. "Harry Potter, you are under arrest for attempted murder, and animal cruelty. Now you have to go to Azkaban." An official said, while Malfoy was laughing. "What do you mean animal cruelty? I didn't hurt any animals." Harry said. "Yes you did, you hit the owl over there with your spell." The official said. "Oops." Said harry.
Ok well that is all I can think of at this moment, but I will have inspiration during language arts tomorrow! The next chapter will be their first potions class, and will involve macaroni. Shiggity Shiggity Shwa, Hannah (by the way, that is my word!)
Review please!!!!!
Welcome to Chapter 2 of my story!!! I hope you enjoyed the first chapter. Now I don't know if this one will be as random, but oh well.
Disclaimer: I do not own this story.
"I'm never talking to you two again!" Hermione screamed, "GRRRRR!" "So Herm, how was your summer?" Harry asked. "Fine. I found out my parents are servants to the Dark Lord. What did you do?" "Well, nothing that cool!" Harry said. Ron nodded in agreement. Hermione mentally hit her chest with her hand sideways, indicating that they are both retards.
"Well Granger, have a nice summer? I didn't, now that I know I have to marry you." Draco Malfoy said. "No she dosent, Malfoy don't be silly." Ron said. "Well actually I do." Hermione said. Now, we all know that Harry has an incredibly bad temper. "Avada Kedavra!!" He screamed at Draco. Then ministry officials popped up in the middle of the alley. "Harry Potter, you are under arrest for attempted murder, and animal cruelty. Now you have to go to Azkaban." An official said, while Malfoy was laughing. "What do you mean animal cruelty? I didn't hurt any animals." Harry said. "Yes you did, you hit the owl over there with your spell." The official said. "Oops." Said harry.
Ok well that is all I can think of at this moment, but I will have inspiration during language arts tomorrow! The next chapter will be their first potions class, and will involve macaroni. Shiggity Shiggity Shwa, Hannah (by the way, that is my word!)
Review please!!!!!