hey guyz! sorry for the long.. long.. wait! I have lots of test this week! and you know that indonesia's math is sooo... hard... the tast was like this: 2x+3y6 and we have to draw a graphic for that! hah! I hate it! neways.. here it is... enjoy!
The Visit
Chapter V
Kakashi…kakashi…kakashi…
"Huh.. At last its done.." said Sakura as she sighed.
"No, cherry-bee, we have one more!" said Sakura's grandma
"WHAAAT? One mooore? Noooo…" she said in an 'I'm-so tired' tone
"Who?" said Sasuke also in an 'I'm-so-tired' tone
"Kakashi! Your sensei!" she said happily
"Whaaaaaat?" said Kakashi dropping the Icha-icha paradise book
"Your part of the team.." she said in an 'oh-come-on' look.
"Nooooooooooooooooo!"
"Oh sensei, we have to know about you! You're part of the team, anyway" Sakura said to tease Kakashi of his doings.
"Yeah sensei.. We're a team and we have to share other's feelings" Sasuke added
"Darn.." Kakashi said
In the road to Kakashi's House-
"Uh.. I forgot! I left the kettle in my house.. uh.. I have to go first.. uh… ja," he said as he poffed away.
"Probably he's cleaning his room from his perverted novels.." whispered Naruto to Sakura and Sasuke.
"Huh.. it must be.." Sasuke said with a smirk.
"Yeah.. Its so sensei.." Sakura add
"c'mon pumpkins.. We have to go fast.." said granny while walking a little bit faster (A/N: uh.. when I mean a little bit, I meant a LITTLE bit..)
Kakashi's house-
Knock-knock…
"Who's there?" said a voice from inside the house
"Orange" said granny
"Orange who?" replied the voice who's none other then our sensei
"Orange you gonna let me in?" she shouted. (A/N: hehheh.. understand? Orange? Aren't? Hehheh.. Okay.. Not funny… sigh..)
"Uh… sorry.." he said as he unlocked the door to let them in
They went in and saw….
A clean house (A/N: and you've guessed.. when I said clean I mean CLEAN)
"Uh.. Your house is… uh… normal?" Sakura said to Kakashi.
"Uh… thanks Sakura" said Kakashi and sweat-dropped.
"Humph… so sensei.. Where did you hide it?" said Sasuke.
Uh.. Damn you sharp-minded Uchiha boy! Thought Kakashi
"Uh… what are you saying Sasuke? I don't have anything to hide.." he said nervously
"What are you guys talking about?" said granny from nowhere.
"Just about sensei and his perv…hmmmph!" said Naruto as Kakashi shut his mouth with his hand.
"Shut up and I'll treat you ramen for a month!" whispered Kakashi to Naruto.
"Uh.. Were just talking about how to perv.. I mean…prevent.. uh…cats?" he lied.
"Oh.. C'mon.. Let's go to your room…" said granny while walking towards his room.
"Phew.. Almost.." Kakashi said in a low tone but could be heard by Sasuke and Sakura.
"Almost what sensei?" said a smirking Sasuke
"Yeah sensei…" add a glaring Sakura
"Uh… almost lost my… money?" he said
"Yeah sensei.. Like were gonna believe that" said Sasuke
"We're not like Naruto.. You wouldn't be able to escape us that easily" said Sakura giving him a final glare and left to Kakashi's room.
Kakashi's room-
"Okay guys! Let's start searching!" shouted Sakura
"Searching for what cherry bee?" asked granny
"His things granny, we have to know about him.." she said with a smirk
"Okay, let's go" she said as she stand up.
Kakashi just stayed there with tons of sweat in his skin.
"AHA! What's this? 10 ways to cook?" said Sasuke as he picked up a magazine.
"ahahaha! Sensei? YOU cooked? NO WAY! Hahahah!" Naruto said laughing.
"Shut up Naruto.. I need to cook! I live alone you know.."
"Look! I found photos!" said Sakura
"Huh? Who are these? Kurenai-sensei? Anko-sensei? Tsunade-sama? Shizune-san? Ayame-san? In BIKINIS?" she shouted as she gave the photo to Sasuke and Naruto.
"So, sensei? Why are these here?" said Sasuke eyeing him.
"Uh.. I need to have their photos.. For… uh… mission?"
"Nice try sensei… mission? In bikinis? Oh c'mon.. They don't match.." Sakura said with hands on her hips.
"Uh… recreation?"
"Much better sensei.. But next time, you should answer that first…" said Sakura back with her search.
"Hey pumpkins! I think we should start learning about your sensei!" said grandma as she sat on Kakashi's bed.
"But we just started…" Sakura whined.
"Now.. Now.. I know a lot about your sensei.." she said as the three sat down beside grandma
"And since this is not a mission, so I could call Kakashi with usual names.." she added
"Ok! Hey KAKASHI! Come here and sit down!" said Naruto
"Yes sugar pie! Come here" grandma said as Kakashi glared his pupil.
Silence-
"Ahahahaha! Sugar-pie?" Naruto said bursting into laughter.
"Yeah sugar-pie, come here! Hahahaha!" add Sakura while laughing.
"Humph" was all Sasuke could say since he have to hold his laughter with his 'oh-so-cold-and-scary' smirk.
"Shut up…" said Kakashi as he sat down.
"Okay, same question… answer!" said grandma.
"He lives in… His house?" said Sasuke
"He is… 30 years old?" said Sakura
"And his birthday is… January?" ended Naruto.
"Uh… no…" said grandma flatly.
"He is 26… he lived in.. (A/N: you know what I'm gonna say…) and his birthday is September 15th, got it?" she asked them and replied by a nod.
"Okay, and he is strong very strong!" she added
"Yeah! With the sharingan he is unbeatable!" Sakura shouted.
"Speaking of sharingan.. You know what? He actually STOLE the sharingan…" she said almost whispering but everyone could hear her. (Kakashi stopped moving)
"What?" said Sakura and Naruto in unison.
"I knew it.. He couldn't have that sharingan from baby…" Sasuke said
"he stole it from his best friend…Uchiha Obito.." she continued (a sharp kunai with a paper attached to it that reads 'stole sharingan from best friend' stabs Kakashi from the back)
"oooh… bad sensei… that's not good.." said Sakura while patting his shoulder like a dog.
"I knew it.. He is heartless" Sasuke said nodding.
"What? But what about the 'those who don't care about their companions are even worse trash' saying?" Naruto asked
"Ooh.. That.. He stole that too… and guess what? He stole it from Obito!" she said (another sharp kunai with a paper attached to it that reads 'stole words from Obito' stabs Kakashi from the back)
"Yeah! I knew it! He is trash! He even comes late!" Naruto said in a mad voice.
"Oh! And he stole that too… from Obito… again…" she said while sipping a cup of tea (A/N: where did that came from? Uh… dunnoe..)
"Huh! That Kakashi sure is the 'copy ninja'! He even copy his best friend!" Sakura said with hatred in her eyes. (Again, a kunai with paper that reads 'copy best friend' stabs him)
"Yeah! And what's the idea of that copy thing? And where is that Obito?" Naruto said in anger.
"He is dead.. Kakashi took his sharingan when he was dying" she said sipping another tea. (again a kunai stabs him with a paper that reds 'took sharingan when Obito was dying')
"That sensei! No wonder he does that! The person is DEAD!" Sakura shouted as if Kakashi wasn't there.
"Yeah! And what's the idea of that mask? I bet he couldn't breath through that double-mask!" Naruto said (A/N: you know when Kakashi said 'under this mask… is another mask!' thing? Yeah.. So I called it double mask)
"Hell yeah! He doesn't even look cool in that thing!" Sakura add.
"And what's with the hair? White? Is he old?" Naruto said.
"Maybe he's lying.. Maybe he is 90 years old and he does a henge but his hair color cant change coz he is too old and he hid his mouth coz maybe he only got one tooth…" Sasuke said.
"You're right! That Kakashi!" Sakura said as she hits Sasuke on the back. (Three kunai, which reads 'un-cool mask' and 'white hair' and 'old', stabbed him)
"Uh… guys.." said a very.. Very.. VERY.. Hurt Kakashi
"WHAT?" shouted the three with anger.
"Oh.. Kakashi-sensei.. Didn't see you there.." Sakura said as soon as she saw that he was Kakashi.
"Uh.. Yeah.. We were just talking about yo—" said Naruto as Sasuke shut his mouth.
"Yo…yoga! Yeah.." Sasuke said.
"Uh.. riiight.." Kakashi said as another kunai stabs him that reads 'ignored by pupils'. What? They didn't even know I was there? Oh, come on… I went with them here.. Since this is MY house.. Huh… why is the world cruel to me? He said to himself. (A/N: it's not the world.. its me! Muahahahaha! Gets pounded by Kakashi fans uh.. Back to the story..)
"Okay, we're done here! Let's go home!" grandma said as she stands up and puffed out of the scene.
"Finaly.." the four said in unison.
Outside Kakashi's house-
"Uh.. Gotta go! I have a meeting in Ichiraku ramen!" said Naruto as he skipped his way to Ichiraku.
"Meeting? With who?" said a confused Sakura.
"With the delicious miso-ramen! Haha! Bye Sakura-chan! See ya Sasuke-bastard!" and he vanished into… Ichiraku ramen!
"So Sasuke, you're going home?" asked Sakura.
"Hn.. And clean all the mess…" he said while walking to his apartment.
"Um.. Can I come? Well.. Since I messed it up.. I want to help,"
"Hn.. Okay" he replied.
"And.. I don't want to go home to meet granny! Man.. It's so troublesome.." she said while walking beside him.
"Hn.. I understand.. Now I know why you were so angry this morning." He said.
"Hehe.. Anyway, let's get going! Its 3 o'clock and I have to get home by 5!" she said running past him.
thats it... next chap will be all about sasusaku! yaaay! hehe... so juz wait! reviews plz...