A/N: Well, here we are, the third and final (I mean it this time!) chapter of my successful Avatar fanfiction: Deception (Dun, Dun, Dun!). I'm sorry about lateness in the way of updating; there was a family vacation. Anyhow, I'm going to skip the boring stuff and get to the review responses.

Zephyrage: Thank you very much.

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Rino: I knew those coconut trees were up to no good!

Monkeybait: Thank you, and I'm glad you caught the KND reference. Actually, the truth about the fate of Jet may lie in your review itself… Dun, dun, dun!

Ilovechocl8: THE MONKEYS HAVE REPOSSESSED MY EYEBROWS! Hey, you want random, you get random.

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Disclaimer: I own nothing. Not even Phillip the nickel, even though she has nothing to do with this fic.

Book one: Water

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As our heroes continued to fly over the ocean, Sokka fell asleep. Soon, he began to toss and turn, mumbling to himself.

"No… Momo… That's not true…" He said in his sleep. "I was never dropped as a baby… Wait… That ham… It's getting closer… Lookout! Aaaagh!" He bolted up, screaming.

"Are you okay?" Asked Katara.

"I had the dream again." Sokka replied, panting.

"You mean the one were you're nearly devoured by food and Momo verbally assaults you?" Aang asked.

"That's the one." Sokka replied.

"You know, I was just wondering…" Katara began. "If the Canyon Guide left for the Earthnation capitol along with the Zhangs and the Ganghins… Then how will people get across the canyon?"

"I'm sure everything will turn out fine." Sokka said dismissively.

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Meanwhile, Mizu, Kasi and Oh'en where standing at the edge of the canyon.

"I'm telling you," Oh'en said, "There's a guide that will help us get across. I'm sure he'll be here any minute now. Any minute now. Any minute now."

"What's the point?" Mizu asked despairingly. "The readers have no clue who we are, anyway! They only care about the canon characters."

He has a point there.

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"Land ho!" Aang shouted.

"Land? Where?" Katara asked, looking around.

"Under there." Aang replied.

"Under where?" Katara queried, confused.

"Ha, ha!" Aang laughed. "You said underwear!"

"That's exceedingly immature." Katara stated.

Appa continued to fly over the ocean. The plot stood still, frozen in time.

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Three uneventful (unless you count Sokka burping the Gettysburg Address) hours later…

"Land ho!" Aang shouted.

"You can't fool me a second time." Katara said.

"No, really!" Aang said. "I see land!"

And, sure enough, there was land.

"Finally!" Sokka exclaimed. "Where do you think we are?"

"Well, according to the map…" Aang said, unfolding a piece of paper. "We're in the Earthnation, and are about to fly over a small kingdom called… Udrogoth."

"Hey, I heard of that place." Sokka said. "Wasn't it the kingdom that was attacked by a giant, man-eating muffin last summer?"

"Yeah…" Replied Katara. "And isn't it also constantly threatened by a talking pig?"

"That's what I heard." Sokka answered.

Aang, Sokka and Katara looked at each other.

"Look!" Aang said. "According to the map, we're only ten hours away from Durmaloo!"

"Ooh, the hat capitol of the world! Let's go there!" Katara exclaimed.

"Maybe we can trade in that hat you made for Jet." Sokka suggested. "I'm sure we'd find a buyer. It's good for warming your head and scaring away poisonous snakes with its sheer ugliness."

And so, off they flew over a place that would make no sense to anyone who hasn't seen Dave the Barbarian.

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Meanwhile…

"Any minute now." Oh'en said. "Any minute now. Any min…"

Never mind. These guys are boring. Let's just see what Zuko's doing and call it a rap.

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Zuko sat in his personal cabin, filled with angst.

"What is wrong, Zuko?" Asked his uncle Iroh, glad to have a line besides that inane little quip in the first chapter.

"I'm fine, Uncle." Zuko replied, sighing. "It's just that I ever since I learned Rose's secret, I've been wondering if maybe we where never meant to be…"

Zuko suddenly snapped his head up. "Why in the world did I say that? I don't know anybody named Rose! Unless…" He suddenly had a disturbing revelation. "Oh no! I must be channeling Dante Basco's other voice acting role, Jake Long!"

He fell to his knees and screamed to the heavens. "Disney Channel, why must you torment me? First I lost most of my hair and got this scar, then I had to chase after a crazy little bald kid, and now this! Can my life get any worse?"

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Meanwhile, at the Headquarters for Illogical Avatar Pairings (H.I.A.P.), a group of girls was watching "The Storm" frame-by-frame when one of them noticed something.

"OMG!" She exclaimed. "Look! In the audience, watching Zuko get scorched! There's a girl! She'll be perfect for our next fanfic that pairs Zuko up with an unlikely character!"

"OMG, you're right!" Said another. "And, even though she seems to enjoy seeing him in pain, I'm sure that they have a love-hate relationship and end up making out!"

"And even though she's in a Firenation court…" Yet another continued. "I'm sure she has some unique power, like plantbending!"

The rest of the girls cheered at this suggestion. Then, sensing that the story was coming to and end and that the readers would like a sense of closure, one of them suddenly shouted "Rockin' idiots!"

At this, all of the girls started playing air guitar.

"Okay folks!" Aang said, popping out of nowhere. "The fic's over now! You can go back to your normal lives! Drive safely and, oh yeah, REVIEW! Goodnight everyone!"

A/N: It's finally over. Man, that was fun to do. My next fic will be a Teen Titans one, unrelated to "The Next Generation", which I feel was sort of a flop. And before you go, here's a little "bonus footage", courtesy of me.

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"Who's a happy boy? Who's a happy boy?" Said the man in a lion suit as he poked Jet repeatedly. "Who's a happy boy?"

"Remind me to never hit on the avatar's girlfriend again." Jet said to himself.

"Who's a happy boy?" The costumed man asked again.

"Will you quit it?" Jet snapped.

"Who's a happy boy?"

"My cabbages!" Screamed the cabbage-vendor-guy as his cart full of cabbages spontaneously combusted.

"Who's a happy boy?"