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Horray for Spring Break! Horray for Raven dissing off the Titans! Horray for this is a Cyborg chapter! Horray for street disses!
WARNING! Some disses may be offending, as from race and religion. I'll tell you this, they're at the end. Read at your own risk! They're not mine, I got them at the net... so I did plagiarism... and I'm sorry, but some of them are just made up, or popped in my mind.
Yo Mamma...
"How about we diss each other, just for fun?"
The Titans groaned. "Isn't it your bed time?" Robin asked.
"I promise to go right to sleep, after we play..." Raven said in a sing-song voice, but with crossed fingers behind her back. She gave an innocent smile, with shining eyes and a reassuring smile. "Pleeeeease?"
"Oooh no! Don't think that the look will work on us, young lady!" Beast Boy said, while waving a finger. But the truth was, he was falling for the owner of those beautiful. shining indigo eyes... He sighed, and sat on the couch. One of them will surely fall for them, as long it wasn't him. Cyborg smacked his forehead and grinned.
"Fine, but don't think that just because you're a girl, doesn't mean I'll go easy on you!"
Raven's smile turned into an evil smirk. Her eyes narrowed and darkened. "You start."
"Yo Mamma so fat, that she became the tenth planet."
"Yawn! C'mon, is that the bext you can do? 'Yo mamma so fat...' Jeez!" Raven mocked. Cyborg shrugged, and tried again, but Starfire interupted.
"May I ask, what is a diss? And 'Yo Mamma'?"
"Man! You need to get out in the streets more!" Raven said, with an akward look. Robin shook his head, and explained.
"A diss is a style of when someone insults another person. It usually starts with, 'you're ugly,' or 'you're fat' or any other offending words. And it is compared with another item. A 'Yo Mamma' diss is when someone disses your mother. Yo Mamma is slang for Your Mother. Get it?" Starfire nodded, but Raven was confused and came up with another diss.
"Robin's such a nerd, he reads the dictionary."
Robin twitched angrilly. Another diss will make him join the club, Raven thought. "Robin's so poor, that he picks up dropped pennies to buy food."
"THAT'S IT, I'M IN!"
Robin joined in the circle, and then all heads turned to Beast Boy. He was sweating, and shook his head. "I-I'm not g-gonna participate here... I-I'll just watch."
"Why, chicken?"
"Of course he is. Why do you think he's a vegetarian?"
"OH YEAH? YOU THINK I CAN'T DISS?"
"Well... DUH." Cyborg, Robin and Raven said together.
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"The theme is: Yo Mamma jokes. All right ya'll?" Cyborg asked, and was responded by determined nods. "This is how the contest works, We keep dissing each other until one of us can't make a comeback. Loser gets nuthin', winner proceeds to verse the other winner. Champion gets to choose next week's movie! 'Kay, let's start!"
"What about me?" Starfire asked eagerly, wanting to feel involved.
"Er... You can be the judge."
"Yay!" Starfire cried. "Robin and Raven will be doing the dissing, and Beast Boy and Cyborg?"
They all nodded. And started to make insults.
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First up was Robin and Raven. Robin offered Raven to go first, bu she declined. So, Robin thought of a nasty one to start.
"Yo Mamma so Ugly, she looked at the ground and created the gateaway to Hell."
Some gasps were heard from the audience. Now, it was Raven's turn.
"Yo Mamma so Ugly, a blind man said, "I'm glad I'm blind."
Now some laughter was heard. Robin decided to get the crowd on his side.
"Yo Mamma so Ugly, whenever she tries to take a bath, the water ran away."
"Uh huh, and that's why your mom smells so bad. Like you!"
Beast Boy and Cyborg cracked up. Tears ran from their eyes and they fell over on the floor, holding their stomachs so they wouldn't fall off. Robin's face turned red from extreme anger.
"Yo Mamma so Ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the mirror runs away."
"But Yo Mamma so Stupid, for every cent for her stupidity, you'd be the richest person alive."
"Grrrr... Yo Mamma so Ugly, monks thought she was an evil spirit."
"Yo Mamma so Ugly, officials moved Halloween to her birthday."
"Uhh..." Robin had to make up quick disses, fast. "Yo Mamma so Ugly, she became the next Hunchback of Notre Dame."
"And Yo Mamma so Fat, whenever she bungee jumps, she brings down the whole bridge."
Now Beast Boy was pounding the ground, while on his stomach, pouring tears of uncontrolled laughter. Cyborg had to bring extra rechargers so that he wouldn't die from the laughter. Starfire thought it was cruel.
"I think not that these, 'disses' are funny. They are not funny; they are rude and not nice!"
"Take a chill pill, girl," Raven said. "They're not to be rude or nothing, they're just... jokes."
"Jokes? I do not understand, how could such mean jokes be funny?"
They had a nice, long explaination to Starfire. The Titans groaned.
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In the end, it was obvious. Cyborg vs Raven. Beast Boy and Robin put their bets on Raven, and Starfire on Cyborg because he felt sorry for the hybrid. They first gave a short glare to each other, and then Starfire set them at each other.
"Ladies first." Cyborg said through a smirk.
"Why, thank you. Ahem... Yo Mamma so Fat, her clothes begged for mercy."
"Yo Mamma so Stupid, she went to Burger King and thought she was the queen."
"Yo Mamma so Stupid, she tried to drown a fish."
"Yo Mamma so Ugly, the hotel manager used her picture to keep away the rats."
"Yo Mamma so Ugly, her shadow was ashamed and quit."
"Yo Mamma so Fat, even God couldn't lift her spirit."
Starfire tried to laugh like Robin and Beast Boy, but she found Earth jokes not amusing. On the other hand, the two boys snickered and giggled with unsual high-pitched tones. Raven had an idea.
"Yo Mamma so ugly, she asked Robin for his mask."
"Hahaha... HEY! Don't diss the mask, it makes me look cool." Robin said, and ran some fingers through his spiky hair, casually.
"Yo Mamma so fat, Beast Boy took her as an animal, so he transformed into her, and he accidently sat on the world."
"Hahaha... WAIT A MINUTE! Dude! Don't diss me! No, I mean, don't diss her as me!" Beast Boy cried. Raven snickered.
"Yo Mamma so Ugly, when she tried to read the Bible, Jesus popped out, and said, 'That's it! I'm moving to the Qu'ran!'!"
"Yo Mamma so Stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight."
"Yo Mamma so Stupid, she got hit by a parked car."
"Yo Mamma so Stupid, she put a piece of chalk up her ass, and said, "That'll stop my period!"
Before Raven could shout out another word, the room flashed red and the alarm went off. Robin immediately stopped laughing and dashed to the computer. He typed in some words, and the results were, 'SLADE'. His name was placed upon the screen.
"WHAT! Again? IN THE SAME DAY?" Cyborg yelled in disbelief.
"Would you call it, the same day? It's actually the dead of night..."
"No time to discuss it now," Robin ordered in a serious tone. "This time, we'll catch Slade. We know he'll be probably after Raven, so we need to protect her at all costs."
"Um, excuse me?" Raven asked. All heads turned to the little enfant. "Who said that i'm staying here? I want to kick some Slade butt too!"
"It's too dangerous. I let you before, you got hurt because of it, but I will not make the same mistake again. You will stay here, whether you like it or not."
"Hello? I can take care of myself!"
"Your presence makes us all more open for attack! And you're most vulnerable! You're gonna stay here, and if I have to strap you to a chair, I will!"
"You can't order me around like that!I have rights!"
Robin and Raven started bickering about safety. Beast Boy broke the fight, and offered to stay with Raven in Titans tower. Meanwhile, Robin, Starfire and Cyborg will fight the trouble. Raven 'humphed' and uttered an agreement. Robin also agreed, and went away with his partnersto the scene of the crime.
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Okay, a really short chapter. Sorry.
RAVEN TORTURE, ANYONE? Yes, there will be a little bit of Raven torture by Slade somewhere in this fic, and next chapter will involve Raven and... stuff.
IMPORTANT NOTICE - DERTERMINES TO FUTURE OF THIS STORY!
Um, I was thinking of putting some apprentice action in here. Anyone in favour? Let me know, cuz I need to know by next chapter, kay? DO NOT ignore this message, as I notice a lot of you do...