mii: heyya guys! the 7th chap is here! hope you liked it! neways! keep your voting for other pairings kay? hehe..
sasuke: hn..
mii: and thank you all reviewerz! i luv u sooo much! and a special thanks to tsucchi (my friend at school) and arri-kun (my senior at school) I luv you guyz! well.. its not that I like you arri-kun..
sasuke: feh.. just admit it.. you like him..
mii: NO I DONT! I LIKE D- uh.. almost carried away.. neways.. this fic is for arri-kun too! he wants to tell the girl he likes this week! wooot! ganbatte!
sasuke: feh.. stupid mii..
mii: shut up sasuke or I will make EVERYONE see your THING..
sasuke: stupid perverted freak..
mii: I am not perverted.. I am SUPER perverted.. muhuahahahahahaha!
sasuke: stupid freak..
mii: heh.. newyas.. on with the story!
The Visit
Chapter VII
Team7..Team7.. Team7..
"So! So! Granny what are we doing today?" Naruto said while jumping.
"We are having a day off today! Tomorrow we are going to train with other teams.. We are going to the mountains! So get ready!" she said and poffed out with Kakashi.
"That's it?" Sakura said.
"Yeah! Yeah! Sakura-chan! We are camping tomorrow! Yeah!" Naruto said jumping up and down.
"They made us wait for 2 freaking hours just to say we're off?" she said crossing her arms.
"Remind me to kill sensei tomorrow… anyways, I have to go home early.. Bye!" she said as she ran to her house.
"What's wrong with Sakura-chan?" he said to Sasuke.
"No idea.. Then, I'll be seeing you tomorrow.. dobe!" he reply smirking.
"WHY YOU SASUKE- BASTARD!"
the next day-
"Where is Sakura-chan? She should be here by now.." Naruto said to a bored Sasuke while waiting for Sakura.
It's 10.00 am.
"They said we have to be here at 9 o'clock!" Naruto said whining.
"And Sakura-chan is late! What's wrong?" Naruto said walking around Sasuke.
Sasuke who get irritated by this spoke, "shut up, dobe.. Your voice is hurting my ears,"
"Heh, Sasuke-bastard! My voice is like an angel you know!" he said throwing a fist in front of Sasuke's face.
"Hn.. The angel of death.." he said while closing his eyes.
"Why youuuu!" roared Naruto while charging into him.
POFF!
"Hey guys I-"
BANG!
"OUCH! NARUTO!" scream Kakashi.
"Heh.. Sorry sensei.. I was about to hit Sasuke while you poffed here.." he said sheepishly
"Baka.." said someone behind Naruto.
"Huh? Sakura-chan? Why are you late? AAAH! SENSEI! YOU'RE LATE!" he shouted
"Baka.. I was so tired of waiting for sensei yesterday so I decided to go with granny who is WITH Kakashi sensei.." she said while crossing her arms.
"I see.." he said as he stands up.
"Okay guys! Let's go to the meeting place! We have to hurry or we will be late!" said Kakashi raising his hands.
"You're the one who is late.. Sensei.." said Sasuke going past him.
"Heh.." he said sheepishly while scratching the back of his head. Damn you Uchiha prodigy! He thought.
The meeting place-
"Team seven is late.." said Tsunade.
POFF!
"Hey guys! We have to fight a cat who's destroying the city and-"
"LIAR!" said almost everyone in the room.
"Anyway.. Let's start the training right away!" said Tsunade.
"anoo.. Ttsunade-sama, who is training us?" said Tenten
"Good question, there are two jounins I have assigned to train you and.. Sakura's grandma!" she said while pointing to Sakura's grandma.
"Nice to meet you.." she said waving a hand to the others.
Suddenly a shade of green came in front of her.
"Dearest grandma of Sakura-chan, I, rock lee, your granddaughter's boyfriend is glad to meet you," he said bowing in front of her with red roses in his hand.
"This is lovely, thank you froggy-cake," she said while accepting the flower.
Silence.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" everyone in the room laughed. (A/N: even Neji, Shino, and Sasuke lolz!)
"froggy cake? It's worst then Sasuke-bastard's!" said Naruto.
Silence..
"WHAAAT? What did she call him?" said Kiba jumping to Naruto.
"Don't you dare.." Sasuke said giving him glares.
"Honey-bear!" he said.
Silence..
"MUHUAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
"Honey-bear? Sasuke? Ahahaha!" said lee jumping up and down. (A/N: is he crazy?)
"Awww.. Honey-beaaaar…" said Ino jumping and hugging Sasuke.
"Ino! Don't hug him! Our honey-bear here is angry!" said Shikamaru teasing him.
"AAARGH! STOP IT OR I WILL BETRAY THIS VILLAGE ONCE AGAIN!" he shouted so loud that people who was walking by was thrown. (A/N: wooow.. neways.. just pretend that sasuke has come back and they lived peacefully ever after.. the end! Hehe.. juzt kiddin! Now they are 15!)
"Woow.. Calm down there Sasuke.. Okay, I will introduce you to your jounin teacher. They are elite! Don't try to mess with them!" Tsunade said as she opened a door to a room.
Two female 22 years old jounins came out. One with the head protector like Ibiki's, and one with the head protector hanging lose on her neck like hinata's. Both of them have jet black hair but one with the head protector like ibiki's was short, and the other one was like anko's hair but neater.
"This is Tsuki.." she said pointing to the sort-haired girl. "And this is Kumi.." she said pointing to the other one. (A/N: Muhuahaha.. yes! Kumi-chan is me! Muhuahahaha! I will destroy their lives! Muhuahahaha! Uh.. neways.. back to the story..)
"Now we will be going! Get in the bus." Tsunade ordered.
They went inside the bus but…
"HEY! I wanna sit with Sakura-chan!"
"No way! She will sit with me!"
"Sasuke-kun! Where are you?"
"I'm with Sasuke-kun!"
"Naruto-kun.."
"AAAH! Who touched my butt!"
"How troublesome.."
"Squishy thing.. What is this?"
"AAAH! You're stepping on my feet!"
"…."
"Get your feet moving people!"
"AAAH! BUGS!"
"Bark! Bark!"
"Someone licked me!"
"Akamaru! Where are you?"
"More bugs!"
"…"
And so after about.. 15 minutes they get their seat.. Here are their seat partners:
Kakashi-Gai
Kurenai-Tsuki
Asuma-Lee
Kumi-Sasuke
Sakura-Kiba
Naruto-Chouji
Ino-Shino
Shikamaru-Tenten
Neji-Hinata
And grandma alone in the back…
"Greaaat.. I gotta sit with my eternal rival!" said Gai weakly
"Huh? Did you say anything?" Kakashi said with a dumb look.
"Damn your ultra coolness Kakashi.. You are indeed my rival!" he said.
"So.. Are you new here?" said kurenai.
"No.." she answered with a smile.
"How come I haven't met you?" she asked.
"I don't know" again she said with a smile.
"Uh.. So.. Uh.." kurenai started.
"Tsuki" again she said with a big smile.
"Tsuki.. Yeah.."
"Hehe" she smiled…
"Gai sensei.. Sakura-chan.. I'm sorry.. I am not able to sit with you.." he said with tears running in his eyes.
"Fuuuh.." said Asuma while resting a hand in lee's shoulder.
"Asuma sensei… Huaaaa!" he said while hugging the poor teacher.
"Get off me lee! I am not gay!"
"Off course you are not Gai-sensei!" he said.
"I said, I am not gay!" he sighed
"Yes, you are not Gai sensei.."
"Sigh.. This will be a long trip.."
"Hey! I am your new sensei! Nice to meet you!" said Kumi to Sasuke.
"…."
"And you are?"
"…"
"Your name is?"
"You're annoying.."
BANG!
"Shit.." said a bruised Sasuke (A/N: muhuahahaha! I luv torturing sasuke!)
"What was that?" she said.
"Fine, Sasuke.."
"I see" she said with a smile like nothing happened.
"Bark! Bark!" said Akamaru jumping to Sakura's lap.
"AAH! Dogs! Eeeeew!" screamed Sakura.
"Dogs are not disgusting!" said Kiba.
"Yes they are! And.."
Sniff-sniff..
"You SMELL like a DOG!"
"No I do not!"
"I think I'm gonna throw up"
"Damn.. Why did I sit here.."
Crunch-crunch-crunch
"Hey Chouji, can I have some?"
Crunch-crunch
"Can I have 3 then?"
Crunch-crunch
"Or two?"
Crunch-crunch
"One?"
Crunch-crunch
"The crumbs?"
Crunch-crunch
"I think that's a no.."
"Huh? What is this?" said Ino
"…."
"AAAAAAAH! BUGS!"
"…."
"Eeeew! Get it off meee!"
"…"
"Eeeek!"
"…."
"NOOO!"
"I should've sit with Kiba.."
"I want to be like Tsunade-sama!" Tenten said with glitter in her eye.
"How troublesome.."
"It is.. But I have to train to become like her!"
"Huh… you shouldn't be like her.."
"Huh? Why not?"
"She is troublesome.."
"No she isn't!"
"Yes she is!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"NOOO!"
"Neji nii san…"
"Hinata-sama.."
"Uh.. How is bunke?"
"Fine.. souke?"
"f-fine.."
"Huh.. Stupid souke.."
"wh-what?"
"Stupid souke.."
"Stupid bunke!"
"Stupid souke!
"Stupid bunke!"
"Stupid souke!"
"Fuuuh.. Just as I planed.. Good thing I use the genjutsu on them so they didn't know it's me who arranged the seats.." said granny happily..
Poor genins….
mii: muhuahahahaa! so how was it? hehe..
sasuke: stupid..
mii: why you little!
sasuke: what? are you gonna make me strip dance infront of everyone?
mii: hmm.. good idea.. that will work..
sasuke: me and my stupid mouth..
mii: reviews plz!