mii: hey guys! thanx for da lovely reviews! i've finnaly choose the pairings! its sasusaku, nejiten, naruhina, and shikaino.. uh.. well.. here's the next chap! enjoy!
The Visit
Chapter IX
Teams.. Teams.. Teams..
Cock-a-doodle-doooooooo!
"IT'S MORNING LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! RISE AND SHINE!" shouted Kumi, Tsuki, and grandma together.
"Mhmmhm…" said someone from the tent.
"SHUT UP!" shouted someone from the tent.
"I want milk mama.."
"…"
"I'm awake… Zzzz.."
"10 more minutes.."
"CAN'T SOMEONE REST IN PEACE?"
And the shouting ends.
Veins twitching..
"SURE! YOU WILL REST IN PEACE IF YOU DON'T WAKE UP!" shouted the jounins waking the genins.
"Okay, okay.." said someone from the tent.
10 minutes later all the genins were out of the tent to a clearing in the forest.
"RIGHT! From now on we will introduce you to your new team!" begin Kumi.
"Ahem.. Team one.. Aburame Shino, Hyuuga Neji, and Uchiha Sasuke," said Tsuki reading the paper.
'Hmm.. Not bad.. At least I don't end up with the dobe..' thought sasuke.
'Uchiha Sasuke, Aburame Shino.. This won't be so bad..' Neji said to himself
'…' Thought the bug-guy
"Why are their team so cool?" whined Naruto.
"Yeah! All the strong guys are there! Not fair!" said Lee.
"Just shut up and listen.." said Kumi glaring the two guys
"Next.. Team two.. Inuzuka Kiba, Rock Lee, and Uzumaki Naruto," continued granny
"WHAAAAAAAAAT?" said the three in unison.
"Yes, and next team, team three.. Nara Shikamaru, Hyuuga Hinata, Tenten.."
"And last but not least, team four, Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chouji, and Haruno Saukra," end granny.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" all the genins shout. Well, except the three 'oh-I'm-an-ice-man' guys.
"Oh and, the senseis! I forgot! Team one.. Gai!" said Tsuki
Horror.
'So much for a perfect team..' thought Sasuke
'Him again?' thought Neji, sighing.
'…' Thought Shino
"Team two, Kakashi, Team three Asuma, and team four, Kurenai!" she ended.
"Awwwww.." sighed all the genins.
"After this, you have too meet with your new team and sensei, make a yell-yell, and come here at 10.pm for breakfast and games! Dismissed!" said Kumi dismissing the genins.
Team one-
All three sat quietly at their post until..
"DYNAMIC ENTRY!"
"…"
"Huh? Aren't you guys happy to see me? The greatest, coolest, youngest, smartest, jounin?" Gai said
"…"
'Damn you Kakashi-wannabe! I'll teach you to be a better person! Like me!' Gai thought while making a fist with his hand.
"Okay, now introduce yourself!" Gai said rather cheerfully.
"…" Was all the three could say.
"Uh.. okaaaaay.. How about an opinion about your sensei here?" said Gai a little disappointed.
"Stupid.."
"Thick brows.."
"Loud.."
'Aaaargh! Kakashi! What have you teach these kids?' he thought with teary eyes.
"Well.. Enough intro, let's make a yell-yell!"
"…"
"Okay, now first.."
Team two-
The three waited at their post impatiently.
10 minutes later.
"Where is he?" said Lee.
"Dunnoe.. But he surely is LATE!" answered Kiba.
"That's our sensei.." add Naruto.
20 minutes later.
POFF!
"Hey guys! I was looking for a herb but there was an injured bird, so I.."
"LIAR!" said all the three LOUDLY.
'Sheesh.. My eardrums hurt..' thought Kakashi while rubbing his ear.
"Uh.. Okay, the yell-yell.." Kakashi started.
"Yeah! Yeah!" all the three shouted.
'Oh boy.. This is one heck of a team..' Kakashi thought.
Team three-
The three coughed while the sensei arrived.
"Huh? What's wrong? Are you three sick?" said the jounin.
"No, sensei, your smoke.." said Tenten while closing her nose.
"Uh.. Sorry.." He said as he throws the smoke.
"Umm.. Okay.. About the yell-yell.. any suggestions?" he started.
"It's too troublesome.." said Shikamaru.
"Uhm.. anoo.. Umm.." said Hinata.
"Uh.. I donnoe.." said Tenten.
'Huuuh.. Such a creative team..' thought Asuma.
Team four-
The three stood patiently waiting for their sensei.
"Hey guys!" said Kurenai.
"Hey sensei!" chirped the girls.
"Let's make the yell-yell shall we?" she said.
"Okay, how about 'girl-power'?" Ino Suggested.
"Yeah! Great idea!" said Kurenai.
"What about Chouji?" asked Sakura
"We can fix that later.. Now for the yell-yell.."
'Girls..' thought Chouji.
10 pm, meeting place-
"Okay guys, before we eat, you have to tell us your yell-yell. Ready team one?" said Kumi.
"READY!" Gai said as he does the 'nice guy pose'.
All the genins were looking at the stage. (A/N: just pretend there is a stage or something..)
"DYNAMIC ENTRY!"
POFF!
All the three genins poffed to the stage wearing green clothes (A/N: the one Gai and Lee wears.) while doing the 'nice guy pose'.
AHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
Everybody laughed.
They sing.
"If you're happy and you know it clap your hand.." clap-clap.
"If you're happy and you know it clap your hand.." clap-clap.
"If your happy and you know it and you really wanna show it, if you're happy and you know it clap your hand.." clap-clap.
"Team Gai! Power of youth!" The three shouted
They poffed away.
Silence.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"That was sooo.. Ridiculous!" said Naruto.
"Ahahahahaha! Nice one!" said Kiba
"Ahahahahaha!"
The three guys poofed back to their seats, embarrassed.
"Ahahah.. Uh.. Next team!" said Tsuki.
They went silent, waiting for the next team.
POFF!
The three entered the stage.
"OIROKE NO JUTSU!" the three shouted.
The three guys changed into three beautiful, sexy, naked, women.
The entire boys nose bleeds. All the girls gaped.
"Kakashi's team.. Where all the guys are attractive.." said the three in a seductive voice.
Nose bleed.
Gaping.
Then the guys poffed back to their seats.
"Ka..ka..shiii…" said all the jounin girls.
"What?" he said like he has no sins.
"What did you teach those boys?" they said while giving him death glares.
"Hey, it was just a suggestion.."
"LIAR!"
BANG!
Kakashi was knocked out.
"Uh.. Next team.." said Granny.
The three poffed into the stage.
A song starts. (A/N: think of any song you like..)
"This is troublesome.. I cant sing.." said Shika.
"Uhm.. Umm.. Uh.." said Hinata
"Aww man.. This is lame.. Where's my kunai?" said Tenten
The three just stayed there doing nothing until the song ends.
"Uh.. Nice?" said Kumi.
"Next team!"
The next team went in the stage.
Another song starts. (A/N: think of a girly song..)
Sakura, Ino, and Chouji sang.
Chouji was now wearing a skirt, pink tank top, blush, and some lipstick. Yup. They turned him into a girl.
"GIRL POWER!" they shouted as they end their song.
"But.. I am a boy.." said Chouji
"No you aren't.. For now.." said Ino.
"Huh…" he sighed.
Dining room-
"Okay now kids! I'll give you one hour free. You could eat or do anything you want! Dismissed!" Kumi announced.
All the genins were sitting in one table, eating. It was so silent until..
"Hey guys! Wanna play a game?" said Naruto.
"What game?" asked Sakura.
"Mmmm… I don't know.." he answered sheepishly.
"Baka!" she said.
"I know!" shouted Ino.
"How about truth or dare?" she continued.
"Mmm.. Okay!" said Naruto.
"Then it's settled, now.. The first one is.." Ino said while looking to the genins.
"Naruto!" she said.
"Eeeh? Me?" he shouted.
"Hey! Can I ask him?" said Sakura.
"Sure!" said Ino.
"Okay, Naruto.. Truth.. or dare?"
hehehehe.. cliffie... well.. not really.. it's juz I'm outta ideas.. plz gimmie some! GIMMIE IDEAAAAS! uh.. neways.. I'm sorry there's no fluff here.. I promise there will be some in the next chap! neways, reviews plz! or I'll kill you... muhuahahahahahahaahha!