hay guys! I know what you guys are thinking! yes, I haven't updated for such a long time! but well, here it is! I'm sorry if it's too crappy.. I am a lot busy these days. well, enjoy!
disclamer: wow. I havent done this for the late chapters.. oh well.. I OWN NARUTO! muhuahahahahaa.. the CD that is.. ;;
The Visit
Chapter XI
Granny Strikes Back!
"Okay! Truth or dare…" Lee looked around the place.
"Neji.."
"Truth.." Neji said while sighing.
"Aww.. Is the Hyuuga boy scared?" teased Lee.
"Hhh.. Okay, dare.." he knew Lee has something up his sleeves.
"Yaaay! Okay Neji, I dare you to.." he was cut off by a loud bang.
BANG!
"WTF?" Neji said.
"Hello pumpkins! What are you doing here?" said a familiar voice.
"Granny.." sighed Sakura. That granny.. Why does she have to ruin the whole thing…
"Hi there cherry bee!" she said happily as she hugged her granddaughter, hard.
"Gr-granny.. yo-you're choking me.. I c-cant br-breath.."
"Oh sorry, cherry-bee.." she said sheepishly as she releases Sakura.
"So, what are you young lads doing?" she asked.
"Hello, um.. Sakura's grandma, we're just playing truth or dare!" Ino chirped happily.
"Can I join?" asked granny.
"NO!" shouted Sakura.
"YES!" said the others.
She was definitely outnumbered.
Sigh. It is a long day.
"Okay, because granny is here, she gets to be the one truth or daring Neji!" declared Ino.
"Really? So then birdy-cup, truth or dare?" granny said cheerfully as she claps her hand together.
"B-birdie-cup?" asked Neji with a what-the-hell-is-that look.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahha….
Everyone laughed. And yes, the cold Uchiha prodigy and the bug-boy laughed too.. Okay, okay, they SMIRKED.
Sakura sighed. Typical granny. She always makes up strange and cute names. How embarrassing. Well.. Thought Sakura this is humiliation nation for me.. again she sighed.
"SHUT UP PEOPLE!" shouted Neji.
"Thank you.." he said as the others stopped laughing.
"What?" he said confused as the other guys looked at him.
"Okay birdie-cup, truth or dare?" asked granny from out of nowhere.
"Truth.." he said while shutting his eyes and sighed.
Granny smiled. No, not the I-am-so-happy-and-sincere smile. It's the devil smile. The oh-yeah-I'm-winning-and-you-are-so-dead smile. Poor Neji.
"I found this in your group's tent.. Is it yours?" she smiled. The devil smile.
Neji was shocked to see a diary being held up by granny. Nope. It's not an ordinary diary. It's an oh-my-god-this-thing-is-so-secret-and-sacred-Hyuuga diary. Yes. It is Neji's.
"Whoa..? How did you found that?" asked Neji glaring the oh-I-am-a-poor granny.
"I told you, I found it in your group's tent.."
"NO WAY! I was sure I put it in my it's-a-secret place! How did you.." he stopped. And realized he just did the biggest mistake. Now everyone knew.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
He has a diary. Oh, and did I mention a BABY BLUE one? With feathers around it? And in front of it was written 'it's a secret'?
Maybe not.
"I take that as a yes birdie-cup.." smiled granny.
"Boy Sakura! You do have the best granny there! Ahahahaha! Who would've thought that white-eyed Hyuuga who talks only about destiny HAS A DIARY! Hahahahahaha.." said Tenten.
Sakura just sighed. Poor Neji.
Meanwhile, Neji was finding a plan to kill the granny. Maybe I should use the ultra cool Hyuuga technique? Nah.. She is an anbu.. Okay, ex-anbu.. Maybe I could feed her to the piranhas.. baka Hyuuga! Piranhas live in the Amazon! Not Japan! How about if I throw her off the cliff.. That would do.. But.. She is Sakura's granny.. She would kill me if I kill her grandma.. Hmmm… and so the Hyuuga boy thought.
Sakura was really fed up. Okay granny, no more humiliating nations for you! Inner Sakura shouted.
"hh.. This game is getting boring.. I say we play another game!" announced Sakura.
"YES!" Shouted Neji.
Blink blink.
"What?" he said, confused.
"Never mind.." said Lee.
"Oh! Look at the time! Okay then cherry-bee, shouldn't you guys go out to the meeting place?" granny said smiling. The infamous devil smile that are thought to be the 'hell in earth'. Okay. I think I did that a little too much.
"Oh. Right! Come on guys!" shouted the famous loudmouth while shouting with his ultrasonic voice.
And so the others followed him.
The meeting place.
"Okay, now you guys are here, I will tell you about the next training. It is a training of skill, braveness, and spirit. Okay Tsuki, give them the details." Said Kumi while giving Tsuki an elbow.
"Oh! Right, so there will be three posts. There are a post of genjutsu, taijutsu, and ninjutsu. You guys will be split up as a pair. The pair with most points will win. Your teachers will be leading you to the first post. Any questions?" asked Tsuki.
"Umm.. What are these posts you said earlier? What should we do?" asked Sakura.
"Good question. Kumi, granny, and I will guard the three posts. Granny is already at her post. And you have to do some things that we have chosen. If you could do it, you will get points. Well, it's like a game thing.." answered Tsuki wile scratching her head.
"Anymore questions?" she asked.
"No? Okay then, let's start." Grinned Tsuki.
"Umm.. Tsuki.. The pairs…" said Kumi.
"Oh! I almost forgot! Here." Said Tsuki while giving them a piece of paper.
It reads:
The teams are:
1. Naruto-Hinata
2. Tenten-Neji
3. Lee-Shino
4. Kiba-Chouji
5. Sakura-Sasuke
6. Ino-Shikamaru
"Anymore questions?" asked Tsuki again.
"Okay, if there is no more, I will tell you the jounins that will lead you the way. Team one and two, Asuma.." there were sighs and awws from the two groups. "Team three and four Kakashi.." the two teams were cursing. "And the last two teams are with Gai!" ended Tsuki. The last two teams were saying "oh great" and "how troublesome" and stuffs.
"If you are clear, now go to your jounins and follow them. Asuma is in the dining room, Kakashi is in the bathroom," there were eeews from the genins. "And gai in the fitness room.. Okay? Now GO!"
The six teams dashed to where their jounins were with high speed.
The first two teams are heading to the dining room trying to find Asuma. They went there and found…
"Kakashi-sensei?" asked Naruto.
"yo, Naruto! Uh.. I thought I was taking Kiba, Lee, Shino, and Chouji.. maybe I was wrong!" he said sheepishly.
"I thought Asuma-sensei is here!" said Tenten.
"No, he isn't here.. He is in.. Umm.. Oh I don't know! Go find him somewhere else!" said a confused Kakashi.
"W-where c-could he b-be?" asked Hinata.
"Maybe those jounins mixed up the place so we have to search for them!" said Neji.
"Then, he would be either in the bathroom or fitness room.." thought Tenten while rubbing her chin.
"Then let's go to the bathroom first!" shouted Naruto.
"Right." The three said in unison as they followed Naruto to the bathroom.
Team three and four are already at the bathroom. Lee knocked the door.
"Kakashi-sensei, we are here. Open the door!" said Kiba followed by a barking Akamaru.
"Huh? I am not Kakashi-sensei.." said a voice from inside the bathroom.
"GAI-SENSEII?" shouted Lee.
"LEE?" shouted Gai from the bathroom.
"How could you know that is Gai-sensei?" asked Chouji.
"How could I forget my beloved teacher's beautiful voice?" said Lee while sobbing.
"Uh.. Lee.. You are my beloved student.." said Gai crying.
"Gai-sensei.."
"Lee.."
"Gai-sensei.."
"Lee.."
"Gai-sen.."
BANG!
"Lee, we have to search for Kakashi-sensei.." said Kiba.
"Oh right. Gai-sensei.. I have to leave.. Wish me luck!" said Lee still crying.
"I will always pray for you.." said Gai from the toilet.
"Okay, enough mushy-stuff and lets get going!" shouted Kiba as he pulled Lee.
And so they went to search for Kakashi-sensei..
The last two teams sighed as they found out that there is no Gai-sensei. Just Asuma-Sensei.
"Umm.. Asuma sensei.. Do you know where Gai-sensei is?" asked Sakura.
"Nope. No idea." He answered.
Sasuke glared at him. The famous you-are-so-dead Uchiha glare.
"Okay, he is in the bathroom. Happy?" said Asuma.
"Thanks!" said Ino.
"Hump, how troublesome.." cursed Shikamaru.
The fist two teams went to the bathroom and found no Asuma. And soon they went to the fitness room. And bingo! There he is.
"Ah, there you are my team! You took 30 minutes to find me? How interesting.. I bet the other teams are already gone." He said while lighting a cigarette.
"Well, Mr. I am fast. We could just not argue and let's get going!" shouted Tenten.
And so they went to the first post.
Team three and four arrived 15 minutes from the start and found.. No Kakashi in the dining room
"Where is Kakashi-sensei? He should be here." Said lee angrily while crossing his arms.
"I don't know.. Let's just wait.. There are lots of food here!" said Chouji munching the foods in the dining room.
15 minutes later..
"YOU ARE LATE!" shouted Kiba and Lee.
"Sorry, I have to save a monkey so.." said Kakashi sheepishly.
"LIAR! Now let's get going!" shouted Lee.
And so they went to the first post.
The last two teams were the first to see their teacher. They arrived with only 10 minutes. But..
"Wait a minute guys, I am not finished here." Said Gai.
"Finished what?" asked Sakura.
"Cant you see I am bathing?" shouted Gai.
"Well duh.. No.. I could see you if I was the Hyuuga. Now hurry up!" shouted Ino.
20 minutes later..
"I am done! Now let's get going!" Shouted Gai.
"What the hell are you doing inside there! It is already 30 minutes from the start! WE ARE LATE!" shouted Ino.
"fufufu.. Looks like you girls have lots of spirit! Now let's go! SPIRIT OF YOUTH!" Shouted Gai as he dashed to somewhere.
"This is troublesome.." cursed Shikamaru.
Meanwhile, back to the meeting place..
"The coast is clear, the genins are now heading to their jounins.." said Kumi in a walkie-talkie.
"fufufu.. as expected, you guys are good.. Now go to your places.." said someone in the walike-talkie.
"Yes sir." Said Tsuki. And poof they go to nowhere.
"fufufufufu.. It's a good thing I hired them.." said someone in somewhere.
"At least they don't know who those two jounins are.." she smirked.
"fufufufu.. Kumi and Tsuki. Not only great killers from jounin and anbu, they are also the host.." she grinned wider.
"The host of Fear Factor.." said granny.
oh.. and yes, it is a fear factor.. just wait and see.. hehehe... and a big, big thanx to the reviewers! sorry I cant use ur ideas.. cuz.. where would granny fit in? she is the plot you know? hehehe.. here, I wanna answer some reviewers!
xx-Tsumi-Chan-xx: hey! ur the first one to review the chappie! and sorry I couldnt take the mask off kakashi! uugh.. I really want to know what's behind that.. that.. stupid mask! let's go to kishimoto-sensei and ask him to open kakashi's mask! yeaaaaaaah! (dont mind me..) thankyouu!
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Hi: thankyouuu... thankyouuu.. I will do my best!
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