Finally I updated! Actually I have been trouble finding inspiration for this story, without making it turn out like a parody, because that's not what I wanted it to be. This is actually based on a song by Eminem called Ass Like That, cuz I think its silly. Ok well enjoy it
Disclaimer: I don't own it, and if I did why would I do this for free? Lol
Draco woke up that morning, exhausted. He stayed up late every night the last week staying up late and practicing DDR2 in his room. He had gotten lots better, and he expected to beat Hermione. He was rather good at dancing, but for some reason this stupid muggle game was really hard. So he walked into their bathroom and got ready for the day.
Meanwhile, Hermione was up and ready, sitting in their common room reading and listening to some music (A/N I know I know muggle devices, but I assure you it will help make it funnier). She didn't really approve of the song in its message, but it was funny for some reason. She was listening to 'Ass like that' by Eminem. "I wanna dance!" she said, and she got up and started dancing, and Draco came down. He thought of coughing or something do get her attention, but he was enjoying watching her dance.
"Ehem," he said "Morning Hermione." She looked up, her eyes wide, and then looked back down at the ground to try and hide the creeping red. "Good morning." She said in a voice barely above a whisper. Damn! Why did he always have to ruin her fun? Then he said, "What were you listening to, that was really, um cool sounding." So Hermione pulled out Eminems' CD and showed him, and said "It was 'Ass Like That' by Eminem." Actually, Draco kind of looked like him. "You know you two look kind of the same" she said. "No way, I look way better than him." Draco said.
Hermione tried hard to suppress a laugh when she caught sight of the clock. It was almost time for classes! "Hey, Draco, its almost time for class!" she said making him look up from the CD he was looking at. So they both went to their classes, and Slytherin and Gryffindor had no classes together that day. Not much happened except that Neville and Seamus got sent to the Hospital wing because they were having a duel over a cream puff and were sprouting boils and other disgusting things all over their faces and ehem other places according to rumors a little later that afternoon.
When Draco and Hermione both got back to their common room a little later Draco surprises her with wearing an outfit a lot like Eminems' and ready to dance. Hermione burst out laughing when she saw him and said "I can't believe you are wearing that!" "Don't be disappointed, I got you an outfit too!" He said and pulled out perhaps the most sluttish thing Hermione had ever seen, a too small skirt she could've used as a belt and a tiny tiny bikini top. "I AM NOT wearing that!" she said angrily. "Oh well I tried." He said sadly, he knew she wouldn't have worn it anyways, it was Pansy's.
"Will you dance with me?" he asked her and held out his hand even though they weren't about to slow dance. She nodded her head yes and put the song back on. They danced for a while until they were really tired, and said goodnight.
Hermione fell asleep quickly; she was exhausted but knew she would have to put time aside that weekend to finish her essay…
Draco on the other hand had to stay up and finish reading a chapter for McGonagall, he really shouldn't procrastinate, especially if he was going to be up until all hours dancing. He was so glad that tomorrow was Saturday.
Well what do you think? I think it was one of the longer chapters ive made. Sorry for the long time between updates, being a freshman sucks! But now its summer vacation, so hopefully I will update more soon. Also I was planning to have more romantic stuff in here, but I don't want to jump right into it, and I also don't have much (more like none) experience there. So any suggestions with that would be much appreciated! So review review!