Hello and welcome to another chapter! I think I will be doing these more often now, just 'cause I don't wanna do my summer assignments. Yuck I hate honors classes, but when you are actually taking them they are easy cuz you don't get a lot of homework!

Yes I had a burst of inspiration while I was watering the flowers on my front porch (hehe I got soaked cuz I cant hook up the hose right lol) and I was like hey! I haven't read a lot of fanfictions where they are in Herbology! So I decided to write a chapter about that. Tres amusant if I say so myself. So I ran right into my house (my shirt is still wet) to write this so I didn't forget. Lol now heres the story!

Disclaimer: not mine!

The next day the Gryffindors and the Slytherins had herbology together. This was the first time in a long time that they had it together. "Hey, do you want to walk down to the greenhouses with me, Draco?" Hermione asked. "Sure, I wonder what exciting new plant we will learn about this year!" He said sarcastically. They both laughed on their way downstairs,

"Today class, we will be making fire lilies. Who can tell me what those are?" Professor Sprout asked. No one knew, and not even Hermione. "No one? Well these are a special plant that require lots of water, so they are native to tropical climates. If they don't get enough water and you let them dry out, the burst into flame. Muggles have been blaming forest fires on 'cigarettes' and ladies burning their divorced husbands letters (hayman fire in Colorado lol), when they are really being started by these little buggers." She said, "Now we will be keeping these in greenhouse 5, the fireproof one. Follow me."

When they got to greenhouse 5, they saw large pots with orange and red colored flowers inside them, and then their names in front. There were long fire hoses for watering the plants. "Now as you may have seen I have put names by the pots, find your name and the person with you. We will be working in partners because it takes a lot of responsibility." She said. Hermione and Draco anxiously looked for their names, and then what a surprise they were partners. "Are all the teachers planning somewhere like 'Ooh hey! Lets partner up Enemies!' or something?" Draco said. "Ok now open your books to the page on fire lilies and start taking care of them!" The Professor said.

"Ok it says to lightly spray, like a mist. This needs to happen once per day for 1 hour, so that's a big commitment, and we need to keep it shaded." Hermione said. "Ok well lets get to work then, an hour is a long time." Draco said as he started to hook up the hose. "Draco you should let me," Hermione started.

"No I can do it!" Draco said.

"But, "

"NO I AM A MAN DAMNIT! I CAN DO IT! Oh now look what you made me do I went all caps-locky. There all set. Go turn it on."

"Ok, but you did it wrong."

So they were watering the lily and everything was going fine, until they handed off the hose after 15 minutes, and the nozzle sprayer broke off. They both screamed, they were getting soaked. Professor Sprout heard the commotion and came over to turn off the hose. The entire class was laughing, and by the end of lunch everyone knew what had happened that morning.

"Gee Malfoy, I told you you were doing it wrong but NO the MAN can do it" Hermione stated later when they were in their common room

"Shut up Granger I already said I was sorry." Draco said, "I'm going to bed."

" 'Night." Hermione said, "Don't let the boogeyman get you." It is really something you say to a 5 year old, but she said it anyways.

"The what?" Draco asked. She had grabbed his attention so he started walking back towards her. "You mean you've never heard of the boogeyman?" She asked. "No I haven't, what is it?" "Well, " Hermione started, "It is a monster that lives under your bed, and it waits for you to step out at night, and then it grabs you and pulls you under your bed." "Oh." Was all Draco said and then he went to bed.

Later in Hermione's room

"Umm, Hermione, do you mind if I stay in here tonight, I admit that you scared me when you told me the story." Draco said as he peeked his head in her room. He reminded her of her little cousin who came to stay once; he came in to stay with her one stormy night too. "Uhh, sure Malfoy." She said. He looked grateful and jumped in her bed.

As he was almost asleep, he said "This never leaves this room."

OOOOO what a silly chapter. I was getting ready to end it when I heard the boogeyman commercial on TV HA! So I added it in

Draco: I AM NOT THAT UCH OF A SCAREDY CAT!

Me: Oh but Draco the ladies love it.

Draco: Oh Ok. AHH HELP ME IM SCARED Jumps into Mangos Arms

Me: Oh Geez you're heavy. Maybe you should lay off the cheesecake.

Draco: Oh fine. Review her story please! She worked hard on it.